Everyone is doing this. Apparently, I really like procedural generation in my games....

know the funny papers rules

Hey. There’s a coffee ring on my console. It’s by a stack of records with sleeves that don’t match. One’s in the wrong jacket. Keep meaning to fix it. Yeah... Some nights feel better a little out of order. A little lived in. Everything don’t gotta line up tonight. Needle’s down. Let it be.

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

While you get the occasional asshole, Arc Raiders has actually restored some of my faith in humanity. You'll be in a raid, and someone will run up, throw a blueprint they found that they already have on the floor in front of you and flash their torch at it for you to pick up.

For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.

Well let's see what this is about. References one of the first albums I felt was truly "mine". I found it. Also had the amazing track "Gone Away" amongst many other bangers. (It would be easier to list the tracks I might skip).

What's the use of democracy if the media is allowed to lie to the public and therefore influence their voting? We have churches that do not pay taxes directly influencing people's votes. And this is what democracy is. It's bullshit. It doesn't work like we're supposed to believe.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f... One wonders if the Ukrainian paralympians who acquired their disability from defending their country from an aggressor nation will be banned from competing for being "too political an expression".

It’s maddening…

Even in the darkest night, when all hope seems lost, Stand fast for what is right, no matter what the cost. Remember that you cannot lose, despite the loss and sorrow. We can only change the things we choose, and the sun will rise tomorrow.

2026 Marq Quen looks like he ate 2025 Marq Quen (complimentary).

"We better get security down here or this fight may go on all night!" Do not threaten me with a good time @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social

WOOF!

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle... This makes me happy.

In a move no one expected, Kier Starmer's director of communications has resigned. The reason no one expected it is no one was aware that Kier Starmer had a director of comms. I am, of course ready to take on this role, as it appears it would not interfere with my actual day job.

I'm at the annoying reduce the liquid in the dish by evaporation part of cooking. I don't want to wait. I'm hungry now!

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

For those keeping score at home:

youtu.be/gDH0Tz8Yb9I?... If Biden gave a speech like that, there would be calls for him to be removed from office by the MSM

The last time Denmark sold an island to the USA was 1917, when they sold what are now the US Virgin Islands One of these was Little Saint James. Today it is known colloquially as "Epstein Island".

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Airlines will not show this to prevent walkouts.

“OUR HUMANITY” is under assault by our own government.

Credit: Joe Flanders Comics

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

and here is my trophy room. yeah i bullied a lot of people to get these

The funny We Rate Dogs guy is surprisingly radical. On their podcast this week he said "My message to ICE agents is: Get out while you can. History has shown that people like you end up hung from lampposts before your body is paraded through the streets"

Boo, Hobbs is going to WWE. Also, go on Hobbs, go get that bag!

Working my way through last night's Dynamite, and the Trios match and Willow's title celebration have made me happy. I'm totally not biased about Willow.

Karma knows your address.

Mrs. Foley's baby boy has had enough.

Happy Wolves of Tukayyid day to all who celebrate. P.S. Space AT&T says "Your bill is due, Fucko!"

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

still the fuckin best

most of the internet being dependent on one service is great when that service shits itself and nothing at all works any more

I'm not able to quote or comment on my previous repost about the Salvation Army. So I'll write it here. Their aid work in deprived communities has a prerequisite of allowing them to proselytize to those in need before they can receive aid.

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

Possibly one of the greatest bits of television of all time.

Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell

What a queen

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

It's better than the things you like. It just is.

The top three things Jesus was on about were feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. Rich men have convinced so-called Christians to starve the hungry, gut health care, and deport the stranger to enrich themselves. It’s astoundingly anti-Christ.

As is customary, you won't actually be able to change my mind.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.