Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers and then I said that again, but louder

It seems unfair that the first person to girlboss too close to the sun was a boy

@simonpegg.bsky.social jfc dude go to h e l l

Did you catch the part in Episode 3 of Alien: Earth where a character sits down and watches Disney+? This is a reference to all the earlier times in the show when characters sat down and watched Disney+ #alienearth

Hmm.

Did you catch the part in Episode 3 of Alien: Earth where a character sits down and watches Disney+? This is a reference to all the earlier times in the show when characters sat down and watched Disney+ #alienearth

Live blogging #AlienEarth: Episode 3. Can they save this very messy show, and balance the narrative demands of a cast of child-brained robots with the themes of the body-horror Alien franchise? Spoilers obviously 🧵

Alien Earth is a baffling mess. Why did they spend so much of this television series establishing a new science fiction premise at odds with the themes of the franchise? 🧵/spoilers

#AlienEarth pilot spent a weird amount of it’s runtime having characters watch Disney+

#AlienEarth pilot spent a weird amount of it’s runtime having characters watch Disney+

What I liked and disliked about #AlienEarth (spoilers)

What I liked and disliked about #AlienEarth (spoilers)

Alien Earth is a baffling mess. Why did they spend so much of this television series establishing a new science fiction premise at odds with the themes of the franchise? 🧵/spoilers

#xmen be like

Uh, bosses can’t be babies

Okay Bluesky show me what you got. Share a D&D meme in the comments #dndmemes

“Operation: Midnight Hammer” is how Megamind refers to a booty call

If you think about it, Banner has all the hallmarks of a Spider-Man villain #mcu

I think BlueSky is objectively the best of the microblogging sites, but I worry that it’s gearing up to be the Betamax of the VHS sorta situation

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For the next jubilee it should be 20 dogs versus one guy who’s allergic to dogs

I think it’s funny that Andor used holograms only as mugshots basically

what other sci-fi franchise would introduce the premise of giant alien silk-spiders and then never have them actually appear in any scene #andor

what other sci-fi franchise would introduce the premise of giant alien silk-spiders and then never have them actually appear in any scene #andor

I think it’s funny that Andor used holograms only as mugshots basically

You know what's crazy, habeus corpus isn't even a constitution thing, it's a right that goes back to like, the Magna Carta

Do you think mayor fisk was doing good in his Sentry Shame Rooms or nah

Over on Instagram I just posted the entire Dark Dungeon chick tract if that’s the kind of thing you’re into www.instagram.com/p/DDG2p91RgIr

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed how Marc Antony, the lover of Cleopatra and friend of Caesar, might have looked

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed how Marc Antony, the lover of Cleopatra and friend of Caesar, might have looked

The men of Baldur’s Gate #baldursgate3 #baldursgate #dnd

“Biblically accurate cat isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.” Biblically accurate cat:

Calling all my #ttrpg experts: i just rewatched Days of Future Past and it’s got me thinking about a mutant tabletop game. What’s a great system that’s versatile enough for whatever superpower my players want to play?

On my Instagram I cleaned all the trolls out my followers using this one simple trick #memes

Official moratorium on “______ wasn’t on my Bingo card for 2025” jokes, post drafts if you got ‘em but the party is over on this one folks

Plot of Shadow of the Erdtree DLC be like:

You know how in Firefly everybody casually speaks Chinese Wild that banning TikTok may actually accelerate that into being

In The Magicians, a big part of the plotline involves the main characters learning that a beloved fantasy author was actually a sexual predator and monster Just thinking about that part a lot the last couple of days

Share on Threads? Nah I’m good lol

Dungeons & Dragons can provide so much more than dungeons and dragons #dndmemes #dnd

Just received this late Xmas present, and I’m thrilled #butter

Wait, RL Stine was a real guy? I just assumed one hundred different authors wrote quick horror stories for children under that pseudonym, as a bit

If the Ninja Turtles got isekai’d into the Mushroom Kingdom do you think they would side with King Koopa?

Just found out they’re holding Luigi in the same place as Diddy, Shkreli, Maxwell et all #luigi #yearofluigi

Meta announced they won’t do factchecks anymore, but we should not forget that they were always terrible at doing them in the first place

Marvel Rivals gets Magneto fundamentally wrong. He doesn’t do anything that feels remotely like this. #xmen #marvelrivals

When people ask how I learned to be a Dungeon Master #dnd #memes

mightypilled look-upon-my-works-core despair coded

Just got my eyes dilated and now I’m at Costco like