Welcome to 2026 *starts new Baldurs Gate 3 play through*

This aged well.

5pm and the fireworks start.

Every now and then Bluesky likes to sneak in a post from over a week ago that I never interacted with.

Everyone is massively horny on main. Also Tojima wants to be a Kamen Rider is a lot of fun youtu.be/FJ-y39xHERQ

Dearborn, city of 107k, somehow needed to create 70k brown people willing to throw other brown people under the bus to win Michigan so white people weren't inconvenienced.

I was at a comic store on Sunset boulevard with @weirdallyyaknovic.bsky.social and didn't say a word.

Driving through a residential neighborhood and see a guy walking his terrier off-leash. I stop so he can turn the corner and clear the street. The terrier also stops. Guy makes Go Ahead motions and I'm like, "No, buddy, your dog is more important than the three minutes additional travel time"

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Dammit, who leaked this?!

Your mom reposted this fanart and so should you

I don't want to join your Discord

Phantom Liberty made the mistake of giving me an iconic machine gun. Adam Smasher never stood a chance.

Here's our 22nd most-read piece of 2025. buff.ly/xdnqWkl

Happy Boxing Day!

Can't sleep so I might as well scroll

Bought a set of bath bombs and my partner loves them. Going to try the CBD ones next.

Die Hard is a copaganda movie

Wut?

Well, this sucks 😢 www.koin.com/news/portlan...

🎄 #MerryChristmas #Art by Brandon James Scott

Nothing disappoints me more than asking a friend to bring whisky and they show up with bourbon. I may need to unfriend them.

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It's so dark out. How long have I been up? *looks at clock* DAMN YOU, WINTER SOLSTICE!

I like my oats like I like my partners: Big tiddy goth

Repeat as often as necessary: The violence that the Trump administration is perpetrating is not the consequence of the resistance that people are engaging in. It is the consequence of the fact that not enough people are engaging in resistance yet. crimethinc.com/TurningTide

Just a few months. Now he's the FLUFFIEST!!!

Not that Clinton is in anyway innocent, but this is fucking criminal evidence tampering

Once we had high hopes youtu.be/7jMlFXouPk8

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles  theonion.com/trump-still-...

Comments disabled because the inevitable destruction of their single point of data.

Remember that even if American democracy survives, the people who tried to kill it will pay nothing. Merry Christmas!

I don't know, but if you're following a couple ten thousand people, couldn't you just scroll the Discover tab?

When a hit piece us just propaganda www.facebook.com/share/v/1BNV...

People already big mad they can't throw other folx under the bus so they're not inconvenienced.

All my in office meetings were canceled today.

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!! Feel so much better.

At work like...

When did mattresses get so expensive? No wonder everyone just sleeping on foam pads these days.

Three things I'd like to see on an MP3 player. Search internet for album cover Consolidate songs to artist/album Track skipped songs

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Cartoon by @bagleycartoons.bsky.social.

Bored depressed, despised and haven't hit the gym all week. I'll just have another beer and push it all down deep inside.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

So this is called piracy. And it's against maritime and international law. Just in case you're a media outlet and don't understand things like "definitions" or "context"

It's 10 pm and I could really go for a sausage croissant

Mapping late stage capitalism www.authoritarian-stack.info

If only...