One thing I like about shared Google calendars is being reminded of an ex's birthday

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I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

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Honestly the strangest thing is that I can't find Bubba ho-tep on torrent m.imdb.com/title/tt0281...

I remember lay-away 🤣🤣💀

If you see this, repost a dance.

It's Friday

Managed to power through my ennui and work out.

I have yet to be labeled as FORBIDDEN Guess I need more heads on pikes decorating my lawn.

I have to go to bed just to get up and go into work tomorrow 😭

The Turkish power plant vessel Belgin Sultan has arrived in Cuba to help with energy crisis. These powerships are designed for quick deployment (often within weeks) to address energy crises, connecting directly to local grids via high-voltage cables. TRANSLATION TO MAGA LANGUAGE: FUCK YOU TRUMP!

Was playing BG3 this afternoon. I got to the wizard's tower in act 3 only to find out I'd missed picking up the gem to unlock the Necromancy Thay book in act 1. Deleted the entire play-through and restarted.

Morning Kittens

I need to try this horror

The more frustrating part is the credulous yellow dog journalists, who are vetted with background checks & credential reviews, didn't even think about an un-badged door dasher walking up to the oval office door like security wasn't even there.

Morning everyone. So how's the Apocalypse going this morning? Still apocalyptic? Cool, cool.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

I spent two (three?) weeks looking for this track youtu.be/KHocVRUlvkk

Firsts rose. Its way up there.

The Bulwark is Neo-Lib trash who think we have no memory of Harris palling around with Cheney and managing to lose to a convicted felon. This reinforces the "both parties are the same" optics open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

Trump Upstages Masters with Perfect Golf Stroke: tinyurl.com/yc2w5ttf

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

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When Ed Murray finally stepped down after his 5th accuser, that very day all his backers & donors switched over to Jenny Durkan, incl the mayor who followed her, Harrell. There's an endless assembly line of "progressive" Dems, they're totally fungible & endlessly replaceable, toss em early & often

I've only just learned about the term Blue MAGA And boy does it resonate

For the record, I was a Swalwell supporter and had planned on voting for him in the primary. Me believing the women was not political. It's based on the corroboration of evidence confirmed by multiple news outlets, and the Manhattan DA finding enough evidence exists to open a criminal probe.

Take a look at the CNN sourcing and fact-checking on their Swalwell article. Look at how many extra people they contacted in order to corroborate claims. They viewed screenshots, called parents/husbands/friends/colleagues. They viewed TV footage and interviews, & more. Two things worth pointing out:

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Dropped the partner off at the airport. Now it's just me, the cats and a 12-pack of beer.

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I'm getting way too used to doing burpies

I'm convinced that most Americans don't know what the definition of "Distraction" is.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Washington state health inspectors have been trying for months to enter the Tacoma immigrant detention center amid longstanding concerns about the conditions there. They've made nine unsuccessful attempts to inspect the site. washingtonstatestandard.com/briefs/despi...

Happy Dead Margaret Thatcher Day. Scotch is on me. www.theguardian.com/world/2019/o...

I just realized that there is a significant portion of Bluesky who watched trump kill thousands of people & threaten genocide without consequence continue to hold out hope that the Epstein files will have any affect.

I've got to figure out what to do with this mess. Is anything besides the Rosemary salvageable?

Going to try to release the babies out into the wild.

Back in my day the Senate would invite a leader like Trump onto the floor. Then stab him 32 times.

I wonder if people will ever make the connection that this country was founded on slavery and genocide and we've never honestly faced it.

Accountability is very important. Without it, the people who do bad things are just emboldened to do more bad things. You vote for a capitalist, and you'll never see accountability. If you vote for a capitalist from either party, all these criminals walk free. Divine justice is fake. It's up to us.

Sorry, but if they don't have the courage to defend the Constitution, they won't have the courage to prosecute him for war crimes.

People on here rightly are pissed by the way Democratic politicians post as if they are witnesses to what's happening instead of ACTORS in what's happening. It's absolutely pathetic and weak.

Some good old fashioned Easter music youtu.be/fCsmIHLjM_o

I live in a segregated house