Can’t bloody sleep

The BAT 😍😍😍

Night xx

Scorpions weren’t in my plan, but I’m nothing if not adaptable

Film we wanted isn’t anywhere so we’re gonna watch Project Hail Mary. It better be good

Do men ever just… not. I’ve got one getting annoyed because he asked a question phrased in a judgemental way and didn’t like my answer. My friend is having potatoes splained to her. I’ve seen another refer to ‘things in Europe’ getting shitty when it was pointed out Europe is 40+ countries

This talent I have for always liking the most expensive thing is not useful in any way I can think of. Just scrolled 150ish duvet sets in a sale. Liked maybe 5. Some were as low as £21. Of the five I liked, the cheapest was £72

I appear to have had a patience bypass. It’s already in limited supply, but yesterday and today it is in negative figures. This is… unhelpful

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Night xx

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I meant to get my ears pierced. I was told the woman would be in today. I think she’s not here and I’m going to LOSE MY MIND

Gonna enter mum into the Olympics next time. World leader in fucking about

I gots Berry on my tshirt

Night xx

What’s happening with pictures? Some people seem to be able to see them 👀

YES MUMMY CURL

Why does everyone hate The Canary? Why are we laughing at them not having a bank?

Finally chatting with the right people on Amazon. Pray for me

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So, I’m going to be auctioning the We Are Legion Diorama (below) with all money (rounded up to the nearest £50/100) going to The Alzheimer’s Society. Auction will be going up on Saturday and run for a week - will post the link when it’s up. It’d be great if you could all bid and spread the word!

Night xx

Some beautiful things. Those cat cameos 😍

I’m concerned about a health thing and mum is so fucking chill about everything like that. Dismissive and ‘just put some germoline on it’ even though last time she did that for herself it was shingles. I’m not saying she should panic, but a level of interest and concern would be nice

I made a joke on the internet and Americans have been shouting at me for 24 hours

Still there, although she has turned round

They found bones that might be those of d'Artagnan, the famous French swashbuckler, under an old Dutch church but authorities are not 100% sure its him. Does the skeleton have a tail?? Or large canine teeth? If not it's not him.

Amazon customer service says you can email them, but there’s no fucking email address anywhere. I just want to chase my complaint 😭

Decided to do this for absolutely no reason but boredom

Me: looks for the cat everywhere because she can’t have got out of the window that’s open Berry: hehehe, I’m gonna sit on this pile, she’ll never find me

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Deeply confused by this. How would they shut off CERN?

Fucken wimdy

Night xx

Dear g0d people are EXHAUSTING. I am not a fan of them

I stopped watching the football at half time. Typical

New gender just dropped. Also iykyk

At the risk of sounding like a girl, the DRC goalie is very attractive

I'm only a layperson, but it looks to me like England's main problem is that they're not as good as DR Congo.

Accidentally watching the Football. I like their fancy pink shoes. Gotta say, the women’s team play better football

It’s rare, but occasionally I wish I could message my ex husband. We lived in Bradford, and I regularly met our guy at the Interchange. If only we’d known

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This tiny beast is dreaming on my knee and I would die for her

This is far too early and I’ve barely slept and I was probably overtired and I’m sick of being a huge toddler

Night xx

We’re nearly at end end of season one. We’ve not yet found out the Thing that reveals Lily’s killer, so there’s plenty of suspects. Mum is adamant that out of all of them, it’s not Weevil 😂🥰

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Is it me…? I’m in a shop queuing to pay, there’s a woman in her 50s behind me, then behind her a late 20s woman with an empty pushchair. The 50s woman turns to the 20s woman and says ‘where’s your baby?’ which 20s takes as a joke and does a proper shrug emoji and says ‘vanished!’ 50s launches into