Whenever I paint my nails, it chips in hours. Doesn’t matter the way I do it, brand, internet hacks… even gel polish doesn’t last above 12 hours. Painted my nails on Thursday, still not even the suggestion of a chip. The only difference is that I’ve been taking vitamin b for about 3 months, because

Why am I always in a bad mood on Sundays?

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Night xx

Haha 🤣

Couple of lucky guesses 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Apr 18 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 ⬜ Score: 6/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

I’ve got a sincere friend and they’re driving me mad. Every time I post something even mildly bad they’re so BOTHERED. I don’t know if they don’t get the humour or… for example there was a post I shared (someone else had made) about pictures of quality time with their dad, but all the photos were

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

This is Achrioptera manga, a giant phasmid or stick insect native to Madagascar. The specific epithet, "manga" means blue in Malagasy & it's not hard to see why. Only males are blue. The tiny back wings ("alae") are an example of brachyptery: they're useless for flight, but have other functions.

“you came back!” ✨🥹

A colleague didn’t recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke “I’m Clark Kent” but accidentally declared “I’m Ken Clarke”

Night xx

Ta-dah!!

I put an item on my eBay watchlist yesterday, until I get my next benefits. They’ve emailed me twice so far to remind me and FUCK OFF

Blue toes though

I have painted my nails a lovely shade of blue. It’s a sort of midnight. I’d show you, but no matter the light or flash or angle, they look black 😑

The teplies to this are bloody lovely www.threads.com/@leesiamck/p...

And so it came to pass that the human needed to slightly move the g0ddess. The g0ddess was outraged and said ‘who kicketh the g0ddess Miette? Thou kicketh me like the inflated pig skin! Thou shall dwell in the pit for ONE THOUSAND YEARS’

You do it the way it’s done in that shop. Aldi (and apparently Lidl) have different rules, you follow them

This came up on my fb and I cannot

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Night xx

ARE WE SORTED

Sort it out BS, this is painful

i'll read any article of any length. i'll read any book. but i will not watch a youtube explainer or monologue that is longer than three minutes. write it down buddy

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

No relation

So fucking sick of this non life I have. Can’t do anything, go anywhere. Can’t even sleep to pass the time

I'm sure that the introduction of a new AI tool and this website shitting the bed every 5 minutes since then is just a massive coincidence

Standard 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Apr 16 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ Score: 4/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

Can’t sleep. This is getting ridiculous

Night xx

Today has been a TRIAL. Show me pets please

Little upstairs was pogoing over our heads for half an hour before mum lost it and yelled. She said ‘sit down you little horror’ and let me tell you I wasn’t sure how that sentence was gonna end

A man has happened to me. He’s splained so hard he might’ve ruptured the space time continuum

In other, much better, news, I just tried on my official ‘thin’ top, and jacket. These are the things I’ll never get rid of no matter what. THE JACKET IS PERFECT IF NOT A TAD ROOMY I might cry. Top also fine

I’m invisible!! Two days so far. The JOY

Oh my g0d. So the woman went to check, because she apparently can’t do her job. Whilst on hold mum logged on, clicked to her policy details, and BUGGER ME if it’s not already on there. She tells the woman… woman says it’s not. I might have to go out

Absolutely losing my shit. You know on your contents insurance you can have personal possessions cover, so if your bag/watch/phone is stolen you can claim. Mum is speaking to her insurance and the woman has no idea what she’s talking about. She keeps saying that you have to specify high risk items

Very busy brain today, I’m unimpressed

Back to my standard four 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Apr 15 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ Score: 4/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

I realised I forgot to say goodnight last night, so have two pics tonight. Night xx

One for accessibility/literacy folks...

Someone I know really bought into the whole ’Chapel Roan is evil’ thing and I’m desperate to message them going HAAAAAAA

I didn’t have a good night last night. I have been out today. I now feel like I’ve been hit by a bus

Went for my Covid booster. Got a sticker

YEAH BABY (one lucky guess) 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Apr 13 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 Score: 8/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

Think how much better the world might have been if other countries had seen Superted and Bananaman

Nothing from the doctors, which means we can now assume that it’s nothing ominous or scary. Can get some cream to make the lump go away. HOORAY FOR A DRAMA FREE FOOF