Hello my brain is being a MASSIVE BASTARD

Night xx

Watching #SecretGeniusC4 and utterly love Ollie. She’s so funny

BIT LATE SUNSHINE

Half an hour later… 😂

Tablet done. She’s such a good girl 🥰

FUCK ME

Last Night Manager! Ooooh

We’re bs k to the vet tomorrow for madam’s injections, so tonight I have to give her a gabapentin to chill her out. Because my tiny angel is STROPPY

Vienetta. I’m sorry, I know everyone loves it. But it is not nice ice cream, too sweet and fake sweet, and not flavourful

WELL WELL WELL

Take A Bow by Rihanna youtu.be/J3UjJ4wKLkg?...

Sorry but I don't personally think incontinence is any sort of joke or thing to "mock". Yes, even if the person being "mocked" is someone who had done horrific things. Continence issues aren't something to be ashamed of, but they can be hugely disabling.

Things were attempted

Night xx

It sounds like a herd of elephants rampaging through the hall, but instead it is my not quite 4kg cat playing with a new toy

I’m watching this competition thing and there’s a woman who wearing, for a garden party, a lemon dress, with black undies. I’d have had to tell her

FINALLY SORTED THE THING FOR MUM AND I’M TEMPTED TO NEVER LET HER ONLINE AGAIN

Why do people INSIST on speaking to you whilst you’re listening to phone options

This is who runs this account

Just bumped into someone I went to school with from 3-16. She looks no different, still slim and pretty. I look like I’ve died. She ‘recognised me straight away’ 😑

Me: today I am pale and interesting Mum: well, pale

I’m on shuffle this morning. Come with me Mary by Scissor Sisters Laura by Scissor Sisters I’m Outta Love by Anastasia

I am not asleep 😩

No meaning

Night xx

😭

Berry says yes to hoisin sauce 👀

Oh my g0d. This one hurts www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

I need to go for a shower but Berry is on my knee

Was woken horribly early by upstairs so I’m going back to bed. Don’t hate me

Book I’m reading has lots of unusual names but the best one is Eponymous. Genius

Lol

@piratito.com YOU UTTER LEGEND. The postie has just been. You’re an angel x

I’m so cold. In my bones

Night xx

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Does anyone know a card game designer?- I would love to pick their brain about a cool thing I’m making

I’ve scored better on this than those ‘one point for everything you’ve never done’ ones

I have discovered the hard way that I can’t have a glass of pineapple juice occasionally as a treat

No one's really looking at or listening to you, they're mostly preoccupied with wondering what you think of them.

I’m being judged

I appear to have a spot inside my nose. It is unspeakably painful

Night xx

I'm sorry, but the reaction to Brianna Ghey being murdered by people she knew offline *because she was transgender* becoming 'we should stop teenagers from being on social media' rather than 'we should deal with the recent horrifying rise of transphobia in the UK' is unbelievably fucking bullshit.

Absolutely furious

Jesus wept, the lottery website is shit. She’s accidentally pressed deposit funds, she doesn’t actually want to. But now it thinks she’s mid transaction so she can’t do ANYTHING else

@erislovesmovies.bsky.social do you know about this??

You would think, at 75, that mum would have learnt to READ things and DO THEM SLOWLY because she is dyslexic and fucks up. But no. So now I’m phoning the lottery people to update her debit card because the website thinks she’s mid transaction

@misspeg.bsky.social blankets!