Berry drew me a picture

MENORAHSAURUS!

Slept like shit Feel like shit Back to bed

North London knows what’s what.

kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders

Oh FUCK OFF

I am very pleased my mummy is home. My mummy is very pleased she is home. My cat has barely acknowledged her

LOOK WHAT IVE GOT (our best photo ever)

My hypothermia and I are at the station to meet mum, so obviously they’re gonna be late

There’s a character in my current book called Dance and I love it

Mum bought me some duty free cigs, on the ship. Worked out cheaper to get 200, so she did. Gets to the port, you can only have 100 each. PANIC… didn’t check. Not even checked their passports. She could be literally anyone. With 200 cigs

Inspirational

. Would you like a Christmas card? I’ll happily post to anywhere, and you don’t have to send one back

Gotta leave the house at 2.45. Let wait mode commence…

Tonight I sleep diagonally for there is a cat where my feet should be

Ahem Mum is home tomorrow. Thank you for letting me be insane, I’ve kept a lid on it as much as possible. Imagine if I’d let it all out ♥️

#Whamageddon already. Balls

Rethought what’s urgent and what isn’t. Did a bit. Gonna sit for a while, then force and shower and hairwash. I’m already too tired

I have stuff I really wanted to get done today so obviously I feel awful

This is not surprising

Finished Gen V. That stuff is mental and I love it. Lost without Chance Perdomo in season 2 though

Someone I used to know said they ‘didn’t know what to write’ and I…

Over peppered my soup 😳

It’s a good job I’m not a Brownie leader. I’d be going mad, and I’d let the trans kids come to my group anyway. ‘Kids, this is called Rebellion’

Kitchen disco whilst I make soup. Hope the neighbours are enjoying my dining as much as I enjoy their kids screaming

Nothing is a Christmas movie because they're called FILMS

Oy vey

Also, I want a new tattoo. There ought to be mobile tattoo artists

M’tired. Three hour kip yesterday, 10 hours sleep last night. Sometimes I think I’m getting better and then…

A certain cat thinks I’m letting her out. It’s blowing a hoolie, it’s bloody cold, and she can bugger off

I’m eating cheese

I don’t want what I’ve got for dinner but don’t have anything handy to have instead

Not rude things, a thread:

Three hour kip ✅

My unofficial terminology: Whambush: Caught by Last Christmas is a place you weren't expecting Whamakaze: Taking out oneself and other by playing Last Christmas on purpose Whampage: Going around playing the song for maximum causalties Whamnesty: Hearing Last Christmas outside of December 1-25

I’m listening to Around The World In 80 Days, having only read abridged versions (and seen the cartoon, obvs). Dude’s got the ‘tism, I had no idea

Oh I WANT this

If we’re doing Whamageddon OPINIONS, I may as well do my rant I accept not everyone knows the rules. I accept (I don’t) that googling them is somehow not an option. What I don’t accept is people hearing the song randomly in September and saying they’re out already. WHAT

People (men) are getting very upset about a totally optional seasonal game. Bless them

The right decision #Strictly I think the person going has seemed over the whole thing for a good few weeks now

There are people on this cruise with mum, which is in Norway, to see the northern lights, who aren’t bothered about the lights. Why would you spend that much to go somewhere freezing and not be arsed for the MAGIC LIGHTS IN THE SKY

It’s almost time! #Whamageddon

I’m being watched

SHES OK *breathes*

I’ve not heard from mum since 8ish last night. My last message to her isn’t delivered. Will you please convince me the ship WiFi is down because the insanity is at 11

I am awake. My throat is sore. This is not good

A certain cat has apparently eaten a dodgy mouse or something, she’s doing deathly farts. Whilst sitting on my knee

Theatre Studies A-Level me is speechless

Behind on Strictly because I was googling weird medical stuff, but I’m dead at Johannes’ hair