Oh man. Stay in bed. Fuck.

Felt like watching a classic Simpsons episode. Homer The Heretic is hitting the spot.

A complete stranger has just paid me a compliment about my behaviour in a small situation, that i wont share because it would be self serving (this is kinda self serving too tbh) but it has just really cheered me up cos i fuckin never get compliments.

Nipply day in Luimmeach.

So. How many people here have got an extreme dose of the glenroes today?

Your brain needs this.

Only Michael Ironside could pull off this line.

I think this may be the best looking 4K film Ive seen so far. Man alive 🤯

When 9/11 part 2 happens the yanks will be like "BUT WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS??"

Chalamet is fantastic in this exhilarating fever dream of a movie. Seeing Abel Ferrara on a huge cinema screen is exactly as scary as you think. Loved it and will probably never ever watch it again 😅

My 2026 plans are to get to the cinema once a week. Let the side down last year. Sitting down now for my first visit. Oh and not die. That would be good too i suppose.

All these best of the 2020's so far film lists around and not one mention of Jackass Forever. I'm calling bullshit folks.

Coffee cup lids. Is it on right? Yeah it must be, ive pressed down on it extra hard to make sure. Ok, one more check. It seems ok ill take a sip. Guess the rest.

Tis quare fresh out. But fuck that. Coat and hat on and off to the cinema to watch Marty Supreme.

The day we wake up to the news that the orange cunt has died on the toilet will be a great one,

Time for a teenage fave. I had quotes from this written all over my pencil case in school. I have always been and will always be a proud nerd 😁

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm the rip currents at Spanish point beach, a beach that has red flags up and no lifeguards, yet idiots keep swimming in me.

First day back in the office. On a friday. In my head its monday. I swear to god if i autopilot myself out of bed tomorrow morning at 6am ill throw a ferocious tantrum. Snots and all.

Twitter's AI is generating child abuse imagery. And apologising for doing so. Close yer accounts now people. "But all my followers...." Fuck em. Get off there now.

The pictures from Sean O'Brien's wedding. Cringe. It's like Mike Denver and Philomena Begley had a babby.

Is everyone in Ireland on the Revenue site now?

Its a killer coming back to work when the Christmas tablecovers are still in the work canteen.

Was in the pub the other night and was reminded of when you visited friends as kids and there was always one fancy house where you had to take your shoes off at the door and it was just such a fuckin effort going there.

Fingers crossed.

Should probably get out of bed.

First film of 2026 was Springsteen : Deliver Me From Jeremy Allen White's moping. No. Glad i didnt pay for this in the cinema. I love Springsteen but jesus he deserves a better film than this.

Happy new year all. I hope its a great one for ye.

Going to see out the year in my usual manner. Films, films and films. First up

That new years eve feeling of being blue and anxious never fails to turn up does it.

This was very good indeed.

Who do all these stupid american cunts think they are?

Morbid Angel - God Of Emptiness.

Ticket booked to see Saipan at 3pm. Hopefully the last cinema trip of the year will be a good one.

I think i will go to the cinema.

Roscrea train station. A cold and desolate spot. If it wasnt for Limerick junction you could say it was the bleakest place in Tipp.

Rocketman starting on CH4 now. A very entertaining film.

Having my last drink of the year. A hefty glass of Baileys on the rocks.

Time to pack my bag to go back to Limerick tomorrow 😪

Me and Misha Collins talked about jellybeans.

I can think of 5 men who's deaths would make 2026 great. No wait....6.

Romancing The Stone starting on RTE1 right now. Only saw it a few months back but i just love it so much. RTE never butchers it like the UK channels either.

Watching the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel and surprisingly loving it.

So. How was everyone's Christmas? Mine was lovely apart from one bad hangover.

Had the best sleep of christmas last night. 8.5 hours of it. Its always good to wake up to daylight instead of 3am darkness.

A Megadeth documentary coming to the cinema eh? As much as i like their music 110 minutes of Dave Mustaine moaning about getting kicked out of Metallica 42 years ago would make my head cave in.

Only Connect is a great show when you want to feel like a fuckin dope.

And out the gap til Friday.

To all the people changing both their username and profile pic for the new year - no one knows who you are now.

Americans online introducing their 9 and 11 year old kids to Die Hard for christmas are APPALLED by 2 seconds of boobs but pure lackadaisical about Mr Takagi's brains splattered across a window or the other poor fucker who's knees get blown apart. Strange country.