Town cryers should be reintroduced, but for telling everyone what bin night it is.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jGo...

Sandboxels by @r74n.com has a new home on neal.fun :) It's a falling-sand game with hundreds of elements, heat simulation, electricity & lot more. We also gave it a new coat of paint, enjoy!

You Can't Hurry Lube

Happy birthday to Alan Cumming, seen here in his brief but scene-stealing performance in Stanley Kubrick's EYES WIDE SHUT (1999).

If the nerds in your life seem a little distracted today, it's because they're all frantically trying to figure out how to store 300TB of music.

All music is ambient music if you’re far enough away from it bro ❤️

the key feature of "bad photoshop" was not that it was "bad" but that you could see the hand of the person who made it. "bad photoshop" is a triumph of human will over technical stumbling blocks. it's why the shaggs are magical and AI Music Slop is forgotten before you can even finish listening

Lucky old Nantucket's north shore www.ack.net/news/sperm-w...

Favourite superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel

There is no better feeling that when the barperson thinks you're next to be served, but actually someone else was and you get to be all like 'no, it's actually their turn' and you're basically Jesus.

Sign-ups are now open for the first ever RADJ FEST! crumplstock.com/events/join/... RADJ FEST is a showcase for artists and producers who use remix.audio to host and find new music, and to bring the community closer together and celebrate each other's work! Sign up now so you don't miss out!

I’ve joined @ecotalk.bsky.social as their new Chief Ecologist , working to rewild , replant and reintroduce some incredible native species into sites across the UK . You can support British wildlife too , just switch your SIM to Ecotalk– where profits go to nature , not shareholders ! #ad

We were never meant to have this much access to the thoughts of absolute bellends.

blue ticks can fuck right off

Nan's not hot

Crumplstock starts in a few hours. Gonna be mental as always. Here's the link for info and to watch along, see yous there ;( ... crumplstock.com/watch_event.... Still some spaces if you want to DJ for us. Anything goes, we're an open minded bunch.

Just saw my first minions meme on here. Here comes facebook.

anyone / organisation / band that used to fall prey to impersonation on other sites can use their website domain as part of their 'handle" on here. If I can set it up in a few minutes anyone can. You just need your own domain name and follow the instructions on the advanced bit on settings

What's your sign

The Crumplstock weekender is starting now. Gonna be epic. ;( I'm on late tonight if anyone's interested, maybe see you in the chat. crumplstock.com

Second time I've seen the name Andy Crane today. Found an old bootleg "DJ Andy Crane - Get Busy With Dougie Lampkin" on my hard drives. @richiebrown.bsky.social

quick satrurday bootleg remix.audio/track/53361/...

Not sure how I missed this till now, I should know this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW0B...

I was thinking about having fun trying to get perma banned but this is a handy next best.

it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes guillotine yeah

Post a meme made by you

Was gonna do an EPIC first post but you'll have to settle for a midlife crisis instead. Start as you mean to go on remix.audio/track/52831/...