Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

Feel quite privileged and sad to have witnessed the last ever performance from Porky the Poet (aka Phill Jupitus) ending on a poignant ‘They’ve All Grown Up in the Beano’ in Findhorn tonight. Take it easy, Philip.

Now we’re talking. Heads High! This brings back memories of dancing with some real dudes in Houston. #totp

Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

Great to see the Loch Ness Drogba in the Scotland squad. Should start alongside Shankland.

Sheesh! I had no idea VAR reviews were done remotely and in silence, divorced from the live passion of the match. It now makes so much sense. Surely a system where a fourth and maybe fifth official in the ground having access to instant replays is all we need?

Oh how many nations in this army, Norway? #eurovision

Really quite enjoyed Malta. So it’s going out tonight. #eurovision

Ah, Portugal and Estonia made the mistake of sending actual songs. I backed the losers yet again #eurovision

Getting so sick of refs vs Brobbey - never ever seen a striker get such a raw deal #safc

Great first half. Really deserved a goal. A few baffling decisions by the ref. #safc

I know we haven’t had all the results yet, but very proud (so far) of Scotland not returning a single constituency seat to those arseholes.

Me sir! Me sir!

Christ, what a semi final. Final’s gonna have to rival Taylor v Davis to rival that! #snooker

Very late posting tonight, but the 1991 #totp repeat may be one of the best shows ever. I bought 5 of the songs featured (and Blur wasn’t even one of them!)

Sending our Reform electoral communications back to sender as “could not be delivered” felt almost as good as not voting for the bastards will be next week.

The start of Howard’s Way (minus the gulls) is basically the start of Chariots of Fire, isn’t it?

Not watching any more of this. #safc

Aggh! Stop pissing about at the back. Just stop! #safc

We don’t deserve to be 2-1 down. Wish we had a poacher like Watkins of our own. #safc

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Aztec Camera’s Somewhere in my Heart and Prefab Sprout’s King of Rock n Roll both released 38 years ago and forever stapled together in my mind. Both pop-indie, similar chart run, next to each other on side 4 of Smash Hits 88.

Early congratulations to The Killers who, on Friday, will celebrate 500 weeks of Mr Brightside being the default option when you say, “Alexa, play indie music.”

Chelsea reaping the benefits of home tie against Port Vale there. Vale could have reached Wembley if they’d kept being drawn at home with their “unique” pitch.

Def II was responsible for a lot of promo too - Snub TV and Dance Energy gave indie and dance acts national exposure and Rapido did, well, something too. Then on ITV you had The Chart Show doing everything. Never mind The Word, bring back any kind of music on TV.

Ah no. Sad to hear this :(

Come on Wales. Bloody anti-football Bosnia!

That looked dodgy from the second they took the corner. Definitely correct decision #safc

Only VAR needed for Gordon there was if he should have been sent off for yet another dive #safc

Gearing up for seeing Jim again in a week’s time. This is a great interview from that guy who tried to kill Philip Schofield years before we knew and wrote the song about the fat bastard sheriff beast and headlined Glasto because Simply Red pulled out at the last minute etc.

Loreen’s Euphoria. Actually probably any song that goes on about euphoria. Euthymia will do me just fine.

In showbiz news today, it’s the 66th anniversary of gap-toothed comedian Jimmy Tarbuck robbing gap-toothed comedian Terry-Thomas backstage at a theatre in Liverpool. He nicked a “custom-made cigarette holder ... decorated with 42 diamonds and a gold spiral band. It was insured for £2000” 🧵

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A disgrace. Defeated ourselves. #safc

I don’t know what I’m watching now. Are we trying to get knocked out? #safc

At least we get to attack the slightly less brown half of the pitch after the break. If Port Vale get to Wembley they’ll need to take a tractor with them. #safc

Think we’re screwed. Every bounce on this tattie field is a lottery. #safc

Not happy at all at Rick Stein being moved from Rick Stein time on #saturdaykitchen

See the ref’s got the same wonky watch as the guy last week #safc

How many games on the trot has the ref been awful? Mind you, at least he’s consistent. Luke got away with a Jiminez in the box. #safc

This is ridiculous. The huge tech firms should pay per word every time “content” is accessed. Yeah, it’d mean ChatGPT would cease to be “free” but it would be right.

Someone buy this ref a ficking watch!! #safc

He got as much of his head on that as Maradona did in 86 #safc

Getting sick to death of referees in this league. Brobbey touching a shirt sleeve last week given, Le Fee elbow smashed to the floor not given. #safc

Having watched John Davidson’s life with Tourette’s for years in documentaries, I feel so bad for him this evening. Having to voluntarily throw himself out of biggest night because, once again, of his disability. Feeling sick reading some of the comments on here about him.

Glad we’ve got TNT after #bbcsport randomly cut away from the men’s Skeleton to the studio to gab about what we’ve just seen #winterolympics

McCoist really hasn’t got over us selling him, has he? #safc

Just listened to the adagio from Tchaikovsky’s Symphony no 6 and couldn’t place where I’d heard it. Expected a 1940s classic or a 1960s serial. But, of course, it’s in Ren n Stimpy when Stimpy is reunited with his fart.