just played kirby air riders for almost 12 hours straight its very very very good but not quite as good as i hoped but insanely very ludicrously good regardless

Nintendo Direct: Switch 3 Announcement

Always funny to me how relentlessly negative people are towards older anime/video game dubs with rough voice overs and any dub that isn't completely immaculate, then go on to complain that every modern dub sounds the same. Motherfuckers you're the ones who did an artificial selection on this one

When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.

Deleting some images and rediscovered this gem.

NEW VIDEO! Why Did They (Re)Make Metal Gear Delta? I played Metal Gear Delta, and I ended up having a lot of thoughts about it and remakes in general. All reposts and likes/comments on the video are appreciated! Video: youtu.be/ra9-PcZbN9I?...

I'll start streaming again if I can get back below 200 followers

do not think any piece of zoomer or alpha slang sends me into a blind irrational rage as quickly and efficiently as "tuff"

Gonna say one more time that it's bullshit that you have to be bad at something until you're good at it. Why can't I just jump immediately to being good

I think my least favorite part of that new YouTube Collab feature is how many channels are posting side channel content and then marking it a collab with their main channel. like the reason people make that side channel is because a lot of audiences on the main channel DONT want that in their feed

hardest decision ive ever had to fucking make in this game dude. fuck. shit.

Man, the Dragon Quest 10 Battlemaster questline is what would happen if the Stormblood Samurai questline was good

sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI

man amphoreus was such kino

i forgot to repost it yesterday but my boy Roman made a really good video looking at why Simon's Quest is better than people remember, worse than some others say, why its romhacks sorta lose some charm in an attempt to "fix" what isn't broken (because stuff around it is). It's a really good watch

[New Video Yesterday] I don't like Castlevania 2 much. Like many, I got told it was bad, played it, disliked it, and agreed for years. But after playing it recently, I still don't like it much. HOWEVER, there's ways it pushed sidescrolling adventure games forward! youtu.be/upOjQgR-R28

It's impossible to try and be a fan of square enix when they jump on every shitty bandwagon, shoot themselves in the foot, play hardcore damage control, and then wind up doing the same shit with a new shitty bandwagon the next year

hall monitor ass behavior. pathetic

man can somebody keep working on making a better Twitter alternative that isn't this site, because the more time goes on the more increasingly obvious it becomes that this one sucks too

y'all should hop on the creepy and freaky

screaming crying they made cinderella grey unavailable in my country

Still think the funniest localization-induced retcon comes from Trauma Center: New Blood, where they have to specify Caduceus as an East Coast USA hospital, since they changed it from Japan to U.S. for the Under the Knife translation while New Blood explicitly is meant to take place in the U.S.

The curse of working for a meat and seafood counter in retail is that i have become a judgy bitch about peoples steak choices. Like I can't hear somebody go "Oh yeah I got a sirloin and it was pretty tough :/" like yeah no shit you got a fucking sirloin, get literally anything else next time dummy

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play? a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

Every couple years I remember just how much I fucking love Megalobox, and how its probably my biggest piece of evidence for how a series can actively set out to spite what its inspired by without coming across as a cynical cash grab made by somebody who isn't a fan of the source.

Played through the first four episodes of Dispatch and yeah, it's damn solid! Feels like the type of show I'd watch with my dad weekly and chat about. Manages to strike its tone well, but also like with everything known to mankind i need it to chill with the romantic subplots because i hate them

Hideo Kojima ass name for a priest character

Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary

My superpower is that I can turn off any sense of shame for exactly long enough to say something obscenely stupid, like telling a coworker "obviously in a relationship Sanji would be the service top and Zoro would be the power bottom", with an entirely straight face

Makoto

I think my final review of Z-A is "it's pretty good but it's pushed into S tier by having accidentally explicit toxic yuri"

Good fucking lord caffeine withdrawal hits like a truck doesn't it

I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT

I don't think there's any more immediate red flag that a creator I like may be a piece of shit than getting the 1-2 of "announcing they've broke up with their partner/separated from their spouse" into "getting really into the gym/working out"

Gifts for your NB self and your NB friend that pisses you off

So this is just legitimate ragebait. The context was specifically about expanding the Nintendo IPs and the Nintendo Museum where they can see and use old hardware. Here's the question and answer

LEGENDS Z-A SPOILER THREAD: y'know i really should've expected the game to pull a No More Heroes 2 on its progression, but ill be real for as much as doing the same cycle 20+ times would've sucked shit i am a little disappointed just how quickly they skip you up to Near The Top for plot reasons

“If only I knew where the sky was!” Rinoa :

Insanely excited to see Sanda getting popular, solely because I know what happens in that series and I'm so so hyped to watch in real time as most of its audience gets obscenely hard filtered

I think I may need to get over my illusion that leaving retail will magically fix my life and magically give me good habits, but also holy shit I am still definitely sure it'll help

"This year has gone by so fast!" No fuck you this year has been like... At least 4 years. Anybody who feels like the past 10 months have been less than a year are insane.

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

coming to the horrifying realization that the biggest source of nostalgia for my early 00s childhood is fucking infomercials. got recommended the Betty Crocker Bake'n'Fill infomercial and fell down a rabbit hole of 2004-2007 infomercials, and i remembered ALL OF THEM. VIVIDLY.

I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself