Its time for one of my favorite traditions!!! First watch of "The Nightmare Before Christmas" of the year, with a snowball

Sup bitches

I hate the paralyzing fear you're always forgetting to pay *something* off that comes with being an adult

Ayo I dont actually hate my emergency "no time to get ready, 100% natural goblin lookin ass" i.d. photo🎉🎉

Ive had to explain the LGBTQIA+ community to my 50 something year old employee over the past couple hours cuz she keeps coming to me with questions, and i had a customer tell me "you'd be so pretty without all that stuff in your face" referring to my piercings🫠🫠🫠🫠 so how's yall day goin?...

if i had a mood ring it would break in half instantly

Dude im crashing the fuck out...if my baked as fuck bender epiphany of the month is "oh, we're finally ready to religiously dedicate ourselves to the mother of witches" im gonna lose my shit🤦🏻‍♀️

Her....

Wake n bake on a Friday morning🍃 doing laundry, reading Frankenstein, and listening to dark classical music(?) to set the mood🖤

Hiding in the bathroom at work with my penji cuz its the only place i can get peace

IM SO TIRED OF BEING TOLD IM DOING SHIT WRONG HOW DO YOU SIT AT A BUS STOP WRONG?!?!?! maybe my social battery is just dead, but I have 0 patience for that shit today and my ass is about to start walking to work cuz I hate the main fucking bus driver

Fuck i forgot to take my meds😅😅😅

Chat how much hair is too much hair to lose in the shower??? Cuz im lowkey getting a lil worried

when ur friend starts talking over the song u have been waiting to listen to and u gotta do ur best to not freak the fuck out

smokin to keep the sunday scaries away (tomorrow is monday)

Day 1 back on birth control let's gooooo🎢

I didnt need Chappell Roan's new song to knock the wind out of me the way it did

Fuck i think I actually look as baked as i am at the gym rn😅

Im so glad today breezed by at work today, if it dragged, id probably cry I also missed my bus to *and* from work today🫠 On the bright side, boudin kolaches fuck

🌾🌻blessed lughnasadh🌻🌾 and don't forget to do your quick cinnamon rituals!!! (really need mine to work on overdrive this month💲)

I just got called into work for tomorrow 🫠

Bubble bath and Frankenstein time

This song has no right going as hard as it does open.spotify.com/track/65UhJ7...

I can safely say it feels every bit of 104 out here, even under my umbrella

"watch ur teeth" i know bitch i'm trying how about u give it a whirl

‪sorry i liked your post so fast my phone was just in my hand and i was on bluesky‬

If you’re not shaking your ass while cooking are you even doing it right?

This clouds freaking me out bro

🤣🤣🤣22 days later... Im just fuckin lazy at this point and dont know what to change my layout to, any suggestions?

This songs had a death grip on my balls for almost 24 hours straight please send help open.spotify.com/track/11Iv8R...

I'm just having fun

Getting really tired of the “Pedro Pascal is in every movie now” discourse. He’s in 3 movies this year. And starred in one show. It’s not his fault that two of his projects happen to be high profile with rabid fan bases. And acting is his JOB.

I hate going to the pussy dr, they always make me wait like a fucking hour or more to be seen....

me thinking about my life

Tell me why the fuck its just a thing now I guess that I spend a day or 2 once a month absurdly high, have some earth shattering epiphany that completely alters my brain chemistry, and then come out of the bender like 🫠👍

Captin mr president sir the edibles hit the 2nd gummy tower again

high aaasssss fuuuuccck pre-gym selfie✌️

One of those days where I feel like it's a 50/50 on if I commit homicide or suicide

Im crashing the FUCK out. I spent the last 3 hours of my shift unable to move from the register, it was so balls to the wall busy, AND I WAS THE ONLY CASHIER AND EVERYONE WAS ORDERING 10+ BALLOONS OR WHOLE ASS 20 SOMETHING BALLOON ORDERS, AND MY ONLY BACKUP WAS 1 MANAGER...

My moot wrote a poem based on my profile🥹🖤🖤 its so beautiful 😭😭

Fuck the gym hurts so much more when you've been slacking, its like punishment😭😭

So excited to see my besties later!!!! And yes of course I look hot for yall😘

The sound of good macaroni makes me horny

Pioneer, legend, icon, a once in a lifetime performer. Rest in peace Ozzy Osbourne. Thank you for the decades of music and memories

Rip to a legend🤘

TW// wound and blood!! So this is what made me pass out yesterday😅