Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction

Someone played this on him

Thanks for waiting, Satan. I just wasn't up for anything yesterday.

It's Friday, post weird stuff.

this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it

Getting some friends together to go see John Woo's HARD BOILED on the big screen last night was pure fun, despite the freezing cold, and was a balm to my soul.

Hard Boiled

I need to confirm this for myself.

this is recognizably the same genre of joke as Su Tung-Po a thousand years ago

People keep asking "why aren't these doing something?" Because hobbits are patient and know when to STFU. You don't have to talk about a sword to polish it.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

This is what you get for using UPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

Farewell to a Legend: Honoring BRUCE LEUNG SIU-LUNG (1948–2026) The martial arts cinema world feels a little quieter today. On January 14, 2026, we lost one of the true titans of the golden era: Bruce Leung Siu-lung. For those who grew up on the "Three Dragons" of Hong Kong—Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan,…

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed* TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS *immediately falls back into deep sleep*

This is giving me a much needed endorphin rush youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...

“I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best.” — Piet Hein

Oh, crap, it's me.

Language is awesome.

Long live the fighters

Badass

I present the #cat semi colon (Cc @bcdreyer.social)

...I'm concerned but intrigued. Contrigued.

Never forget His sacrifice, the true reason for the season!

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

Amazing and frightening. The future is here and it's coming for our balls.

“Tonight you shall be visited by three spirits”

Lo, Hrodulf the red-nosed reindeer – That beast didn’t have unshiny nostrils! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in Anglo Saxon meter: allthingslinguistic.com/post/1359368...

Merry Christmas

I also enjoyed Lev Grossman's thoughts on it: levgrossman.substack.com/p/the-tiny-a...

'Tis the season to re-read this.

As it is the season … have a wonderful Hookland Bone Horse by the wonderful @mariastrutz.bsky.social

Have you ordered your Christmas eels yet? Don't delay! Medieval kings often served eels at their Xmas feasts. In 1213, King John had 10,000 eels at his holiday party. His son, Henry, once ordered up 40,000! So get on it! You don't want your party to be the First Nö-eel, do you? 🗃️🧪

me: Nutrition research is often quite lacking in its methods but at the same time the world leader in meme virality, by regularly uncovering things we want to be true to feel better about the food identity we have developed. also me: this study must be true. www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...

That’s a quote: “But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.” anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

Hilariously, we have created a commerce model where it’s increasingly impossible to buy something locally today, but you can have nearly anything on earth delivered tomorrow.

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

This is Deejay. He wanted to offer you a big nose and tiny tongue during this trying time. 14/10 (IG: deejayelgolden)

'The Emerald Sea' 4,427 images from 3 sequences by Don Pettit are remastered & retimed to create this stunning 10m54s 4k UHD video with music by Chris Zabriskie. Experience on a large screen if you can, its worth it. Credit: Don Pettit / ISS / NASA / ESRS / Seán Doran youtu.be/bEWAHP31UGc

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

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