That racist fan in the East Stand will hopefully be banned for life

Must be the most expensive Carabao Cup in the history of football

Best manager we've ever had ©️

Heads should be fucking rolling at Newcastle but, unfortunately for us, no one at the club fucking cares #nufc

Any cunt want to defend 'the process' now. Do a high performance podcast on that you bottling southern fucking fanny

I'm sorry. Thanks for the Carabao but that's it for me

If we sign Ramsdale permanently I am officially Eddie out

Who the fuck put the lads and lasses on at the same time on Saturday and why? Stupid if you're trying to entice part time fans of women's football like me when half the games are on at the same time.

If the next 3 months are all about prepping for next season then tonight at least showed that there is life left in this squad and not every one of the summer signings is a write off. Absolutely crying out for a line leading, fast striker who can finish though

I'm not even Howe out but the portion of our fanbase who refuse to acknowledge any criticism of Howe, the owners or players at this stage of an omnishambles of a season are bordering on cult-like

I've never seen a team give up so early and so ultimately at home in the FA cup. That was an all time pathetic 2nd half performance

Its like Bambi took too much cocaine and the someone told him it was the man U goalie who killed his mum, classic

Haha nowt funnier than the bigots bottling it

2 assists in 2 games for Big Dan

Reffing here is fucking stinking

Fair enough rotate, but why start Ramsdale. There's no point developing him as he's not going to be here next season is he? IS HE!?!

Maybe Lewis Hall being too good has been out problem all season

Good work by Howe relieving the pressure on Trippier. Tottenham won’t know whether to focus their attacks down our right or left.

Atlanta Primus sounds like a Bob Mortimer cat name

If we were picking the team v Spurs based on the 'positives' v Brentford I would go: GK Pope RB Tonali CB Thiaw/Burn LB Hall CM Bruno/Ramsey CAM Wolte RW Elanga LW Willock ST Osula Murph, Barnes, Botman, Wissa and Trips need dropped for not doing the basics or we're saying that game was ok

Why has it taken 3 goals and what should have been a res card before Howe realises Trippier can't play RB

Meant at half time like but should have been immediate

Burn on for Trippier for me, hoy Thiaw at RB

Right, looks like the entire top 6 is out of reach for us so I'm going to attempt to enjoy the rest of the season is by looking at it as a mini league for 7th. Nailed on Conference League and potentially if the FA cup goes well then get a Europa League place.

Funny this considering getting to a cup semi final and being 11th in the league would be Everton's best season of the last 10 years

Pep back to being charming now he's beaten us again..

Why the fuck is Willock the one who needs/deserves a rest? Cunts barely played this season

Be good to see what Shahar, Neave and A Murphy can do

What even is a 2025-26 anyway?

Well done Villa, hope you win the league. Fuck the greedy six. We are shite

Noem's giving a press conference as if everyone hasn't already seen the footage of what happened

Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)

Really glad to see Bobby Clark doing well at Derby, looked like his career might just peter out

Keeeeeeeeemoooon

Ffs, if Lewis Hall doesn't get a rest 3-0 up against some Dutch kids, he never will. Grafts so hard every game and constantly getting kicked as well

Woltemade should be starting home games and Wissa should be starting away games?

“The truth is… you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”

Anyone starting an international brigade that I can join?

Don't worry, we will be a much better side when our best striker is back fit..

If I ever get a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is go back and cancel the 2025 summer transfer window

Need to get the chequebook out now for a no9

We have spent most of this season expectantly waiting to score without actually playing to score. Seem happy to just keep the ball in the opposition half. No wonder we can't break down low blocks

I don't know who the fuck "Molly Mae" is and if you try to educate me on this matter, I'm going to punch you in the dick. I find the modern world's invasive onslaught of vacuous stupidity wildly offensive. You don't belong in my brain, you aren't worthy.

Yap on all you want about defensive reinforcements but until we get an actual number 9 we are never going to put games to bed and compete against the big spenders. Don't actually know who this is addressed to but really want to get it off my chest.

Pep being a bitter winner for absolutely no reason here. Grow up

MOTD talking about our pen being soft but no discussion at all of Leeds'

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Half of our team look like they should be competing for the title and the other half look like they should be playing in the championship. Still, a good win

What a goal!

Worst game I've seen Lewis Hall have this season and he's not even been bad