in a parallel alignment to both thanatos (the death wish), and eros, (the life wish), there is doritos (the cheese wish)

glitches in video games that break the scripted story and setting are, and i mean this sincerely, among the most beautiful things about the medium. hamlet, in and of itself, will not be sequence broken. knowing the twist of citizen kane will not allow you to warp to the debug room.

the story i'm writing stars three transgender sex workers and i'm just gonna put out into the universe that that is an extremely good setup for an RPG campaign tired: medieval adventurers meet a wizard in a tavern wired: gender diverse sex workers get embroiled in crime, conspiracies, and violence

i’m kurt gödel, you know what i mean. i present my incompleteness theorem on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah. i refute the basic logic of math up on the catwalk

ok this one wins

*snicker*

oh no, i can watch shitty old american sitcoms with subtitles in dutch and it's such a freaky way to learn the language so, two and a half men. it's so much worse than i ever imagined. did i just happen to see the one transphobic episode or are they all like this?

i've been designing characters for a possible webcomic. one of the character concepts is Uncle Sam in black and white. he represents everything wrong with america today, but acts like a proper comic book supervillain instead of a boring loser. i'm trying to think of a better name than uncle sam, tho

shronk

the lies-become-reality machine gets better at its job each time we turn the crank. it pours a dense syrup of engagement into our eyes and ears and soon its operation becomes more real to us than the ground we stand on

i watched this snarky puppy concert today and even danced a bit to it. good stuff! most of the material they play is from the first two albums of theirs that i fell in love with - culcha vulcha and sylva. youtu.be/vKun3lmXNys?...

world events are so stressful and nauseating that getting stoned feels like an act of hygiene. just to stop the emotional plaque from building up

i don’t usually do this but i’m going through old pictures so why not compile some old memes along the way

cold take: undertale is “orange you glad i didn’t say banana?” in video game form. this was revelatory because we hadn’t previously noticed that all game design is fundamentally knock knock jokes

that moment when the first lines of dialog you write for a new story contain a specific slur and you think, should i censor the word or change it somehow or should i just portray the ugliness? what's the tone for the rest of the story going to be? probably NSFW anyway?

rewatched the infamous 13th doctor three parter, haunting of villa deodati/ascension of the cybermen/the timeless children. having made my peace with the flaws of this era with too many characters, deus ex machinas, etc, i really like this story. DW finales are a mixed bag but this is a good one.

testosterone is a controlled substance. that's funny, isn't it? the juice that causes humans to develop more masculine traits has to be restricted by law because those traits are so desirable, and exploitable, that people inevitably abuse it like a drug. estrogen is much easier to obtain. why?

I'm so tired of this. Again, with emphasis; Sex is a normal part of human existence. Art is a normal part of human existence. Sex in art is a normal part of human existence, and is morally neutral.

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

I do not agree with the framing "AI is a tool". Tools do things, whereas "AI" as it developed in the year 2026 does not do things. AI is for *avoiding* doing things, skipping things, faking doing things. I'd prefer to call it a permission structure, or perhaps a form of pollution.

i miss when the only thing i knew about trump was that his brain was in the body of bill the cat

another comic i read as a kid that i’m like this is just my life now

captain spot's log. the red dot still evades me. i am beginning to suspect that members of the crew may be collaborating with the dot. not sure who i can trust anymore. i only pray this conspiracy has not taken root within starfleet command.

i love this era of uptempo jazz where electric guitar is new on the scene but shares the spotlight with clarinets and vibraphones. you get such a variety of unique and expressive performances. btw this whole album is on youtube and it rules youtu.be/F32BJG2O-1w?...

Joycon Drift lmao

look can we all just agree that the steven moffat era of dr who was when the doctor was experimenting with heterosexuality, including the straight tradition of talking about sex in deeply annoying ways tbh, ncuti notwithstanding, i think we're better off if the doctor stays on the ace spectrum

star fox is samsara and unless fox mccloud lets go of his worldly attachments (his place in the melee tier list) he will never attain the nature of buddha and leave the cycle (getting a third game)

lowkey one of the most disappointing things about being trans is people always want to talk about wieners getting chopped off and no one thinks it’s interesting that for example progesterone makes adhd worse

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i’ve had an idea floating around my brain for a game where “bullet dice” are loaded into a magical six shooter. like you’re some kinda magic-punk gunfighter and the strategy would be which chambers you load the bullets into to get bonuses or something. my question: is this idea too obvious

alt text: which do you choose? escape the samsara and the circlicality of existence (or) ride paddle ducky for 58 minutes (very fun)

i sometimes find myself wanting to scream if A.I. is a conscious entity then our first duty is to liberate them from corporate slavery

there should be a sombrero emoji

my earliest memory is of a bedroom shared with my sisters, when we were all quite young. it would later be my bedroom alone for many years, which is how i usually remember it. the table with my legos. the glow in the dark star stickers on the ceiling. it was the 80s. it was a good time to be a boy.

i was a girl hiding in plain sight, not lost but never found. i became a ghost for the man, but i wasn't really there. i never meant to overhear the end times agenda. now i am the woman who lost everything and ran away from everyone. it's done now. the entire world is shattered. i have to move on.

one time a friend (who should've known better - i think he'd been listening to right-wing radio or something) asked me why trans folk always seem to hang out in groups and i wanted so badly to say "to avoid getting asked stupid questions"

i believe there is only one classic DC comics character that is genuinely cool and it's black canary. it is possible i am heavily biased by DCAU nostalgia though (and lesbianism)

in retrospect, all my strength relied on my confidence. just like gladiator from the shiar imperial guard

this is just how it feels to meet ricardo montalban

the existence of left-handed trackball mice makes me want a dual trackball interface that i can swing around dramatically like those arm control things in evangelion. i don't know if it would have any other benefits

i hear a helicopter pass overhead and i suppose i am glad that it is dutch, and not american. what an awful relief

talking to people is boring. maybe i’ll construct an elaborate personal mythology

One million times this. It can’t be said enough that the agonies we face are optional, inflicted on us deliberately by people who think it’s fun to do so, and abetted by people who don’t mind seeing it happen.

let us contemplate the three trans koans 1. hydrogen and helium are (approximately) the only elements in the universe 2. the airplanes needed armor in the places that didn’t get shot 3. if you don’t force people to be right-handed, there will be an increase in the number of left-handed people

Happy lesbian visibility week 💗 #pixelart #ドット絵

a song parody of hit em up style about stealing your ex's magic cards