chest tat popping out of my shirt today NOOO no one can see it at work they can’t know how cool i really am

para is playing never let you go - jbiebz in the gym and honestly you know what hell yeah

doesn’t the spider running around my classroom know that my classroom is a death trap? all these tiny feet and tiny hands poor spider :(

shoutout to ranch for putting me on to continous spray bottles

good morning lgbt let’s get this bread

i love you more than the sinking sun said i was a god and i’m not sure that you bought it

do the mosquitoes not see my mosquito tattoo like ???? i’m on your side buddy don’t bite me :(

nothing more humbling than coming home to my cats snuggled up in my floor pile of clothes

call me good hair day haver cuz damn !!!

i love to be gay and say curse words

being twice exceptional is a fucking scam don’t let it fool you. i wish my brain would shut the fuck up !!!!!

sweet little lady bug landed on my elbow on the playground :’)

This is my screaming tree. I've been going there a lot this year.

my student is smashing his face into an excercise ball over and over and loving it <3

time to get my zoomies out in the gym i love morning recess

mj week ! mj week ! mj week !

i always believed you every time you said you were gonna be like our heroes someday well, baby, all our heroes now are dead. cause all things go

ok but actually there is nothing better than your primarily non-verbal/emerging verbal communicator child telling you “good morning” for the first time I AM GOING TO CRY

do you think my students can feel me telling them telepathically i would much rather be listening to radiohead than to the good morning song

why go work when want listen radiohead

brain wakes me up at 4, hungry meowing kitty wakes me up at 5:30. my question is, why?

why does my brain keep waking me up hours early

i don’t give a fluff

brought cane’s over to plato’s house and she’s trying to steal some chicken

watching my neighbors 20 1/2 year old cat with stage 4 kidney disease again and he’s doing better than he was last time what does that mean………

damn i left work without getting my shift meal

this is how it feels to look at a phone in 2026

insanely beautiful weather and i am stuck inside until 5pm

just realized no one’s gonna be coming in, sitting at my bar, and leaving me cute notes + drawings on the receipt today :/

sobbing on my couch watching hamnet for the 4th time

i got a houseboat docked at the himbo dome and a wristwatch that’s a pocket knife and a megaphone 🗣️

just remembered i’m seeing mj lenderman & waxahatchee on wednesday 🤩

i survived opening day ⚾️

Good morning

bugs don’t know nothin but to be bug and i think that’s beautiful

❤️‍🔥〰️❤️‍🔥

this friday’s post-work ootd

found out today that a teacher doing the same job as me in the county quit over spring break WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT!!!!!!

LITERALLLYYYYY us twin

me & @ethansucks.bsky.social & our t-boy hairlines against the world

and on the 3rd day god created pegging

my hair kinda looks like a toupee today

arthur meowing so loud for breakfast when he could have just let me sleep til my 6am alarm

it’s amazing how easily reversible gingivitis is (i have refused to floss my whole life until i just recently had 3 cavities filled at once)

why write IEP when can stare at wall

roommie cooked dinnie <3