2026 will be my year 💯🙌

@saintzayn.bsky.social don’t you worry your pretty little mind people throws rocks at things that shine 😊

cousin announced pregnancy

this is a vibe tbh

man what…

i’m still in line to vote

this customer just asked me what an everything bagel tasted like i didn’t know what to say so I said it tastes like everything she was like oh okay

my impression of every 40+ year olds grindr profile display name: MAKE ME CUM.. OR ELSE bio: this app sucks. read the bio… it’s not hard 🤷🏻‍♂️ I honestly hate all of you. DONT LIKE FEM GUYS. JUST A PREFERENCE. SEND A FACE PIC YOU IDIOT… don’t message me unless you’re for real!!!!!!!…. TIRED OF FLAKES.

i went to the @alexrudd.bsky.social coffee shop and he spit in my drink for being a carly trier

one cliché about gay people that holds true is that almost every barista is gay like as someone who has worked in various coffee shops for 6 years now at least 90% of my co-workers have been gay in some way or if they’re not they just don’t know it yet

me using a zipline

we need grindr for asexuals

five slices of cheese pizza a cup of applesauce and 15 sour cream and onion pringles for dinner tonight.

me to bluesky for adding bsky.social to my username

the boy in the striped pajamas

dua uses she/her pronouns…

he looks at you like this, what’s your first move?? 👀

mutuals if i missed your follow or if we’re not and you just want a follow back just reply please im not being beyoncé i swear

us when bluesky actually replaces X

bluesky vs X

God after the seventh day:

omg this is like 200k likes on twitter…. oh alexpopstar

mom i’m bluesky famous

guide dogs:

two donuts for dinner

So i retook my senior photos and brought my ring light with me so my highlight would be poppin. I love being extra💀

Looking at his story from insta_crypto_trader166

looks like shit

i think i like this khia life

we’re gonna have to start some kind of meme on here that makes people on twitter feel like they’re missing out if we want them to switch any ideas anyone

me talking about bluesky

we should have a sleepover in bluesky and I am literally in tears of at the thought of how cute and cute this idea is, just imagine it, talk about our feelings, depression, anxiety, mental illness 🥺🥺 @bsky.app pls love u

You look 2

Let me use it in a sentence: “though aiexrudd has Carte Blanche to order whatever he wants at canes each day regardless he has an esoteric order of 35 chicken tenders aiexrudd style and a 128OZ sweet tea.”

right now all the big accounts on here are like really smart people i feel like im gonna have to start saying shit like esoteric and carte blanche

my simple and natural makeup from this morning ❤️

saw a grindr screenshot

good morning bluesky

me talking about bluesky

oh biglex….

dear boys, DRESS LIKE THIS

might have to liveskeet non-bloomfs downfall because bloomf-in-law just reskeeted my skeet after bloomf qouteskeeted and that’s lowkey shady

bluesky university

3000 billion followers already oh godsky

Redsky and Greensky realizing they didn’t get chosen for the app

i feel safe enough here to finally say that i have a small penis like really small like really really really small pretty much not there at all

Nice AF Compliments