Bluesky

this customer just asked me what an everything bagel tasted like i didn’t know what to say so I said it tastes like everything she was like oh okay

SpongeBob & Patrick on the Flying Dutchman’s ship:

Seated for Gladiator 2 (Gladiiator)

Father John Misty album is gorgeous

Kendrick album was amazing but i feel like no one over here wants to talk about that

jane remover special nacho fries at taco bell

This has me in tears

I seriously can’t do the mud again

Attaching my license plate to my car with command strips

The way around this time last year I planned an entire Holzawn Award Show & just never finished it….

Yes gawd open.spotify.com/track/0agekD...

Going outside is goated when healing is the vibe

Okay so basically Bebe Rexha had this song that was gonna be released but her label stopped her from releasing it but it leaked. I don’t know a worse song.

🕯️ cinechile… 🥀

Texted oomf and he immediately turned on his Do Not Disturb

He ate my heart. He a-a-ate my heart.

Applied to Starbucks

I get Idina Menzel’s Beast stuck in my head every time I see someone mention Wicked

Who else was scared

Thrifts stores were never the same

What if I said “people don’t talk like this!!” is the laziest film critique of all time

Sleeping until noon again

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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This was insane open.spotify.com/track/4He7bz...

Mmmm… This Play button is So Tasty!!!!!! 😋

Eating ice

I don’t give a fuck

CAN YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE?????

If I said BB/ANG3L was better than Nightride

Tinashe

Me after my beeswax-based lip balm causes me to lose all of my teeth:

For like three days now I’ve been addicted to saying “I LIKE MY SOOTCASE” like that video of child Barron Trump

Can’t sleepington

God after the seventh day:

This electroclash acidhouse deep cut open.spotify.com/track/1GvutU...

Went to get a roll of toilet paper out of the package & they’re all wet and moldy. I think I like this little life

my comfort albums 🤍

Dear lord when I get to heaven… please let me bring my khia

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These Khias I’m in tears

Pop Crave not joining Bluesky really has cemented Pop Base as the supreme