Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

Good evening bluesky

I wonder if astrobot is worth buying..

Splatoon 3 having the worst matchmaking system I’ve ever witnessed even worse than smite somehow

I got nothing to skeet

What games should I get for my New ps5

It’s me Jennie and jisoo if they test me they bean soup (since I’m Mexican)

Lombard montague

“Oh I’m sorry.. Miss Miller.” “It’s JUDGE Miller. BE QUIET, I have a question.”

We all have our little miss millers.. mine just happens to be a little more respectful.

The baker making the bagel

The great pyramids of Giza

The music

The glow squid in the new Minecraft movie

Your prosile says you were 6’2.

This song gives me a strange nostalgic feeling I wasn’t even alive to experience open.spotify.com/track/0C71NJ...

Catch it. @wohmolly.bsky.social

Your HEAD is hurting because your FAT ASS hasn’t had your hourly intake of-

I could have my laundry washed

Time is going by too fast

Facial hair coming in kinda fiercely. I challenge you, who grows it better. A ver.

Athena taunt

There’s nothing

She’s gonna be the first one to have sex with robots in 2025 omg.. the prophecy is true

Why was she seducing the salt

It’s opi- it’s opinions based.

12 hour sleep sesh was had

Ai slop being sold in a pajama set ayeee perfect

Target customers finding a new glitch so I have to get yelled at for a whole week cuz i can’t sell them a 43 inch TCL tv for 54 dollars

BITCHHH THATS WEDNESDAY…..

And then the wetness.

@thembofication.bsky.social you look healthy.

Eating pad see ew when I get home

Why do I lowkey wanna keep the nsfw filter on like no booty and balls bouncing on my screen.. this may be good

Waiting until I get home to poop in case anyone needed to know

Why the fuck are we calling it skeeting again

If Roberta Bobby joins bluesky I think I’d be obligated to delete Twitter

You’re gonna take all you clothes off

The abundance of healing a simple iced vanilla latte could bring

You want to guess the color of my sky

If there’s nothing and you know it clap ur hands

How it feels to be on bluesky rather than Twitter

*laughs in gay queen*

We need to complete regag (rebuild) the live (human civilization)

Gagged the live 23 days ago