Bank holiday has been great guys hope you’re all ok over here (except of course for sicknote)

Rude

How is everyone over here anyway? Aren’t you’s tempted to come back and be toxic on Twitter ?

Poor @sicknote2024.bsky.social can’t breathe on that Facebook without me ruining it

I don't know if she's mentioned it on here, but @behaveirene.bsky.social has lost weight and has bought herself a Gym Shark rigout. Just pop over to her insta if you want reminding every 13 mins.

I’ve never had a gayer mate than @sicknote2024.bsky.social and I have mates who take it up the bum

100 Reform voters vs a dictionary

A great birthday imo

Every time I go on facebook now @sicknote2024.bsky.social is talking like he votes reform

His name is William New Years Eve

All the best ❤️

Christmas 2024 😍

I’ve decided this app is far too facebook for me and I hate it

@sicknote2024.bsky.social keeps entering competitions and thanking the page on his Facebook status

Married horny Twitter found this app 🚮

'Your Uncle Paedo's not coming for Christmas Dinner this year' 'Cause of the Paedo thing?' 'Weirdly, no.'

No x

I don’t want to alarm anyone but I think I just saw Sigourney Waever and Rick Moranis heading towards The Shard…

Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.

I tell everyone I don’t drink and yet here I am

What a rammer

If this world were mine 🥹

You @sicknote2024.bsky.social

I can’t leave twitter because ripping Lee Anderson over the battle of the Somme is too funny

I won’t hear a single word against Sam Smith after he gave us Latch

Luigi Mangione using his phone call

Jay-Z has been accused in a civil lawsuit of raping a 13-year-old girl in 2000 along with Diddy (via NBC)

The original rom-coms will always have my heart

The backpack believed to belong to the United Healthcare CEO shooter was reportedly full of Monopoly money (via MSNBC)

It’s Christmas

She is having none of it

Tiktok is being banned in America from 19th January and something just feels really North Korea about it.

I made snowman mimosas I copied off insta

The way right wing media so easily convinced stupid people that this man was dangerous will be studied extensively in years to come

Blocking any account on Twitter that still think it’s 2015& hiding behind a pic of a serial killer/soap star&putting scouse in your name is funny. Always ends up being some gimp who got run off Twitter for being a weirdo years ago behind them as well bc they can’t tell anyone who they really are

The revolution has started

That goal was down to sicknote and scoach btw guys

My Apple replay said “this was you all year”

They should invent Christmas tree lights that don’t want to give you an epileptic fit

One of my mean (but true) tweets about m*n went viral on Twitter and now Elon has shadow banned all my replies 😂😂😂

It’s her birthday

I used to hate my curls and straighten my hair all the time then wonder why it wouldn’t grow. I’ve been embracing them lately tho and my hair is in well better condition for it

We decided it’s tree day

If you were a 12yo boy and wanted boss footy boots which ones would you want? (Asking for me who wants to get my kid a good pair of footy boots for Christmas but has no idea about footy boots of any kind.)

My body clock will not let me lie in

Me in the mirror