I’ve cancelled my #Disney+ subscription. Not because of any free speech concerns, but because it’s utter shit!

Presumably there’s going to be a lot of “Patriots” outside Windsor Castle protesting against child abusers in a kind of “Two For One” deal over the next month…🤔

I wonder if Nadine Dories is going to wake up sober and with massive beer fear…

America. Why do you love your guns more than your children?

open.spotify.com/track/0JEqXs... America. Why do you love your guns, more than your kids?

@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social is going to release Gillaine Maxwell rather than the Epstein files. #Releasethefiles

The Tango twat really is going to start WW3 rather than release the Epstein files…

Donald Trump is proven sexual predator. Jeffrey Epstein gathered blackmail material on men he trafficked young girls to service. Gillaine Maxwell was an involved in Epstein’s criminal conspiracy. How long before she receives a completely unconnected Presidential pardon?

RIP Ozzy “Prince of Darkness” Osbourne

Ellen DeGeneres: I moved to the UK because of Trump www.bbc.com/news/article... That in itself should make Trump liable for prosecution. Cruel and unusual punishment for the rest of the world!

UK's most powerful supercomputer comes online www.bbc.com/news/article... “Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Skynet fights back…”

I’ve heard some bullshit defences in my time, but this…

Here’s a TV show pitch… Gregg Wallace and Philip Schofield walking The Salt Path. I think it would work

Someone should tell Del-boy that Uncle Albert is singing again!

Holy shit… Jota! 😱

and you thought Kneecap were going to have the worst political opinions at #glastonbury www.thetimes.com/culture/musi...

Domestic abuse doesn't start with a punch or physical violence, it starts with power and control.

Richard Tice, presenting the bill he named after Lucy Connolly to everyone who gives a shit about it.

How many Proud Boys, Patriots and Alpha males are suddenly going to develop bone spurs today?🤔

This…

This is not about the merits of Iran’s nuclear program. No president has the authority to bomb another country that does not pose an imminent threat to the US without the approval of Congress. This is an unambiguous impeachable offense.

This is precisely what happened. The same effort, over and over again, with Democrats and Republicans. But America was finally weak enough to simply ignore and its president idiotic enough to go along with it.

Oh excellent. Another think tank grifting for foreign money to buy our democracy and put Farage in No. 10 - via a pact with the unelectable Tory party, a manifesto modelled on Trump’s Project 2025 and the strong hope that - with helpful media cover - voters will be stupid enough to fall for it.

Do you like Demis Rousoss Ange? #totp

ICE looking more and more like the American Gestpo.

What is the actual percentage of successful flights against explosive disasters? It’s gotta be edging towards 50%

So, has WW3 started yet?

When you write a book report but haven’t actually done the required reading…

Can it really be 12 years since we lost Iain (M) Banks? One of the most articulate, literary, visionary artists ever to grace this world. His fiction was so honest and truthful. And so bloody funny. Imagine what he’d make of the world today… Cheers Banksy. Raising a (perfect)dram in your honour.

I know I left “the other place” to escape right wing bile and hate, but fuck me if I have to block one more birdwatching account I’m going back…

Wait? Poundshop Batman and the twats twat “honest” Bobby Jenrick was actually breaking the law when he filmed his lawbreakers video? Oh Irony, where is thy sting?

How long before Gazza shows up at The White House with a fishing rod and a bucket of KFC…

The return to the 70’s is complete. Now we have a beer to fuel the racism, disastrous economy, civil unrest and shit fashion…

Today’s motivational quote…

“DO YOU WANT A TESLA?”

You OK hun? DM me…

I’m just glad that this spat isn’t between a pathetic man-baby with the nuclear codes and a drug addled narcissist with all our personal data…

Has anyone checked in on the fagash fuhrer this morning?

Who would have thought that if you whore yourself out to the richest man on the planet he would think he owns you? The art of the deal…

Zia Yusuf resigns as Reform UK chairman www.bbc.com/news/article... Reform are going to tear themselves apart long before the next General Election…

Fans of Doctor Who “Look how the massacred my boy…”

For the love of God. Stop Russell T Davies having anything to do with Dr Who. Nonsensical, pretentious, illogical and unsatisfying. His whole second tenure has been utterly ridiculous and no amount of “bait and switch” cheap tricks can save it.

That’s wonton behaviour

Stop the world, I wanna get off…

UK prosecutors say 21 charges authorised against Tate brothers www.bbc.com/news/article... This is now Sub Judice and it would be inappropriate to comment further until everyone has been given due process…

Farage claimed in his speech today that he would raise £65 *billion* by cutting climate policies, DEI schemes, and ‘Quangos’. He’s not running a serious operation and every political journalist in the country has a public duty to shout that from the rooftops

Want to know the absolute best thing about BlueSky. The 100% ultimate advantage… Andrew Lawrence isn’t here!