We are looking for submissions for our next Pub Theatre event. This time the theme is Fun and Games. #writers #newwriting #theatre

An evening without cricket, tennis, or football. I... I guess I could talk to my family...

A lot of the British media seem more concerned with people complaining about the genocide than the actual genocide itself.

CALL OUT FOR SCRIPTS We're hosting another Pub Theatre night and are on the lookout for short scripts inspired by the theme of Journeys. Full details in the image

With just under a week to go, it's time to announce the incredible line up for our next Pub Theatre event. To get your tickets scan the QR code or click the link in the comments

Katherine Hepburn is my Spirit animal

A precious drop of sanity in the whorling discourse. buttondown.com/cooray_smith...

❗❗SUBMISSION DEADLINE EXTENDED❗❗ We're extending our submission deadline by a week. Send us your 5-minute monologues or duologues by Friday 16th May to [email protected]

Annual reminder that St George never actually designed clothing for Asda

Remember to do the traditional April 23rd greeting today: 1: Happy St. George's Day 2: Is that today? Then never speak to each other again

Two words: Jurassic Park

At the beach, Dadding my best Dadness.

Is there a word that describes the equal feelings of joy and sadness that come with finishing a book?

Don't worry about Val Kilmer getting to heaven. He's a Saint.

"Talent"

Buzz Lightyear and Wall-E still awaiting judges verdicts.

Wellard was in Gladiator. Dean Gaffney must be livid at his agent.

The headline should be "There's Something Rotten in the State of Primark" Journalistic standards have really slipped.

I'm appearing on BBC Upload tonight between 6pm and 8pm performing a poem about colours and chatting all things @pubtheatre.bsky.social

Imagine looking at WH Smith and thinking that a name change was the answer. That's deckchairs off the titanic logic.

Happy World Theatre day from all at LPT

"A journalist can hack into an app that we think is secure enough to use for discussing war plans" is one hell of a flex.

I spent a very pleasant morning in Huddersfield. The market is incredible. I could have bought a replica pistol, a commerative D-Day landings newspaper, a tribal mask, a punnet of strawberries, and a boxset of Begerac and still had change from £20. Bargain.

There is nothing embarrassing anyone on planet Earth can do today. The Hesgeth and co signal chat has nullified embarrassment for humankind.

CALL OUT FOR SCRIPTS Leeds Pub Theatre are hosting a night of new theatre Thursday 19th June 2025 at The Adelphi, Leeds Theme: Colour Please send your 5-minute monologues or duologues to [email protected] by Friday May 9th, 2025

An incredible first half. There's some talent in Leeds. #Leedswriters

Upgraded my earworm to a tapeworm, so I can listen to it whenever I like.

In the UK, this would be about the time we'd be comparing the Prime Minister to a Lettuce.

Genuinely just saw a white van driver in a stetson and neckerchief. Never have I been more excited at seeing a Cowboy Builder

Happy flipping Shrove Tuesday youtu.be/gj_aHCpZl4k?...

Underground overground Licence to kill Welcome to Bargain Hunt Now let's write your will

After 25 years in the theatre industry, the second most infuriating thing about this is, is his lack of commitment to the gesture. I just don't *believe* he's a nazi.* If you want to show off your nazi credentials, don't be embarrassed about it *Expect, of course, I obviously do.

not the main point I suppose but if he leaves that coat on he won't feel the benefit

I've been having a recurring dream about the Ship of Thesseus. At least, I think it's a recurring dream...

Child 1's tamagotchi was bleeping at me. Assumed the pixel rat had died so reset it. Turns out it was a warning the battery was going. Have now had to replace the battery and kill another pixel rat. Child 1 is non-plussed, I'm stressed out. Why was none of this shit mentioned in NCT classes?

Church of England report rare moment of positive news

Doctor: how did injure your shoulder? Me: I'm 39 and was eating cereal. Doctor: yep, that'll do it.

I've just spent 10 minutes searching to see if Todd Carty has ever been on I'm A Celeb, because Bush Tucker Jenkins made me laugh more than it should have. He hasn't.

Excellent event with @screenyorkshire.bsky.social in Liverpool. Learned a lot and met some amazing people. Plus, being in Liverpool on Derby Day is awesome.

We are looking for TWO ACTRESSES to take part in a duologue in our upcoming Nature event. Must be available to perform in Leeds on the evening of March 20th 2025. DM us for more information.

Americans, may I ask: how superb is this owl? #superbowl

Earlier, I watched The Swarm, and it's a nice addition to the "Michael Caine is phoning it in for the money" sub genre. #films

Niche #theatre comment: rehearsal schedules are an arse to write. I said what I said.

These two statements from the chancellor just minutes apart. Sigh.

Today is International Data Privacy Day. But I know you know that.

I had to see this silliness and now so must you

Fixed a scratched CD with toothpaste and, in doing so, levelled up in Dadverse.