Another, admittedly less lustrous, 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘥™ Pervy details I found out in the alt text. #WeirdCarBS

𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘥™ #WeirdCarBS

605s, past and present: The V6 SVE S2 and 2.1TD SRDT S1 overlapped. Former's PRV was rough; the latter TD was rough and mostly filler. J plate 2.1TD is the current car.

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here’s fuck right off.

Perfect gift idea for the car or geek culture lover in your life. Currently scratching your head on what you can possibly get to one-up the banger gift you put together last year? How about an A3 bamboo art piece of their favourite touring car?

This is such a great thread, I've always been in the "keep it as long as possible" mindset, my Lupo I had for 7 years and now coming up on 2 with the 306. I'm hoping to see many more years with Patrice before I change car again.

1JZ number plate, I see you #WeirdCarBS

Luck? Judgement? We may never know 🛰Satle #122 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca

The grand Pugsport Racing monument. I've heard that if you sacrifice a high milage 307 at the altar it will bring good fortune and minimal electrical problems. #WeirdCarBS

Got slightly jumpscared from my mechanic test driving my own car, I'd been waiting an hour and zoned out. Anyone else still find it a bit surreal seeing someone else drive your car?

As cute as they come ❤️❤️ #WeirdCarBS

Talbot with bullbars! Growing up, we had a 92 Talbot Express motorhome with the 2.5 non turbo diesel motor. It was extremely noisy at speed! #WeirdCarBS

Super Samba! 😍 ‘impressions’ no.54 is one of the stars of the Roger Albert Clark Rally - the Group B Talbot Samba! This piece is available to buy, too. A5 size, £75+p&p. A lovely little piece that could sit happily on your wall, or on your desk! #WRC #Rally

First Alpine A290 I've seen. Don't buy this car in white, it looks toss - get the blue #WeirdCarBS

Wearing it's 165k well #WeirdCarBS

Oh excuse me to get a bit soppy for a moment but it's 16 years since this fine young woman and I tentatively agreed that we should be boyfriend and girlfriend back in college. Somehow it stuck.

Someone get an ID on the abandoned car in the garden! #WeirdCarBS

Tricky one today 🛰Satle #114 3/6 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca

Today's baking experiment, mince and spiced apple pies! Turned out great

In today's episode of "what's that careening down Duke Street?" - a pretty tidy old Corolla! #WeirdCarBS

This is how I find out what bicentennial actually means?

That took embarrassingly long 🛰Satle #109 5/6 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜ satle.ca

One very posh onion #WeirdCarBS

This is a fun new game! 🛰Satle #108 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca

Autumnal prick. Fog lights for display purposes only. #WeirdCarBS

The final pie from the bushel of apples and pears gifted by @andrewelan.bsky.social in the summer. This one is a gift, so unfortunately it's hands off 😞😞😞

Me, last week: "Patrice has really been behaving himself recently, perhaps the intermittent high idle is finally going away" He must have heard me. #WeirdCarBS

Jurassic Park 2 Jeff Goldblum-spec ML55 AMG city runabout. I see it performing errands and deliveries often, it must be one of the shopkeepers rides. #WeirdCarBS

Talk about a workhorse. 212k and just passed it's MOT again last month. #WeirdCarBS

Beautiful colours on this Dyane #WeirdCarBS

If you're looking for something to watch today, why not take a look at @sionhudson.bsky.social and @thealso.bsky.social's Cannoli Ball Run from Turin to Cambridge in aid of Mind. @tobywakeford.bsky.social, and I may make a small cameo appearance 🙈 youtu.be/GPL0Aatml_M?... #WeirdCarBS

Slightly ropey GTi bringing joy to your morning #WeridCarBS

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Bonjour #WeirdCarBS

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

Clawing my way up the mountain. It's still strange to think of myself as a non-smoker. No longer having to look for exits to feed the pointless addiction loop in my brain. Just being able to be in the moment and not need "breaks" in everything I do. Plus lungs work good now. That also rules.

A non-Christine Plymouth Fury is a rare beast! #WeirdCarBS

Shite. This is RIGHT next to where I parked today too lmao - luckily Patrice is unscathed!

Harlequin dickhead in a Nascar jacket

These early 3dr RAV4's are really starting to turn my eye, especially in this condition. A friend's mum gave me many lifts in one as a teenager and I remember it feeling bouncy, noisy and a bit agricultural but fun. I'd love to have a go again. #WeirdCarBS

On today's episode of "Smoke Break Corner Spotting" - a slightly questionably modded MG! #WeirdCarBS

It's funny that the whole world agrees that cutting out blue light from screens reduces eye strain, and yet we are actively moving away from warmer headlights and demanding blue/white LEDs in cars. I think driving at night would be 20% less stressful if headlights went French again.

BIG news for this little hero. youtu.be/e4J5mOh6rsA

I can fix her #WeirdcarBS

COLLECTION CAPER!!! 🚨 Part 9

Old money.

www.hagerty.co.uk/articles/vol... I wrote an article for Hagerty on this very subject:

Today's exciting episode of "smoke-break corner chod spotting" #WeirdCarBS

Strange thing to happen across on the pavement (nowhere near any houses)