Watching these elections around the world like

The lead singer of yellow card sounds just like Jimmy from Raising hope and I can’t unhear it now.

She's braver than essentially the entire Democratic Party and the entire media industry

Warning noted 👍🏼

I can’t help that listening to Pokemon theme songs helps me clean my house faster.

Had some cleaning ladies in the house today & one of them asked me about this. After trying to explain what it is she just stared at me & left my office to go clean somewhere else. All future streams are cancelled because I'm gonna go jump into traffic

Spending the new year at medieval times!

My addiction to spending all my money on shiny paper is unyielding.

This thread right here

Be as diligent as the co-workers that still talk to you when you have headphones in.

Multiple companies are discontinuing their blu ray and 4K players. In addition to the obvious, devastating implications for film preservation, it illustrates once again that the ultra-rich will not be happy until everything in our lives is subscription-based. A landlord for every need.

Today was one of the most insane stream days of my career. Truly an overwhelming amount of support! Thank you all so so much for allowing me to do this for almost 10 years. I am extremely grateful <3

Everyone: what you thinking about? Me: nothing. In my head: ITS MORNING SOMEWHERE!!!

Nah because why my sister set her burger down like that lmfao

As a fan of the franchise since college, I'm excited to share that I got to contribute to BORDERLANDS 4 as a contract writer last year! Y'all see that new Game Awards trailer?! 'Cuz I've watched it one billion times. www.youtube.com/watch?v=26vY...

Hear me out! Animals!

Posting your shitty Spotify AI podcast recap is the first step in making AI normal to see widely. It all starts with ironic posting. Do whatever you want, recognize what you’re doing.

My favorite cringey trend, that I actively participate in, is posting my Spotify Wrap so the world may see my ever unchanging music taste.

Thanks you @morningsomewhere.bsky.social for making my morning commute bearable!

History is there for us to learn from…

A future conversation... "Dad, how could people want things to be so bad?" "Well son, we used the internet mostly for porn and screaming our feelings. When it came time to look up things like "fascism" and "tariffs" I'm afraid it was a bridge too far for most."

2024.11.27: Bog Spiders Burnie and Ashley discuss social media bans, the Bluesky move, Parler, cat speak, threatening allies for fun and profit, modern discourse, crypto draining mods, stupid ad placements, and Thanksgiving spiders. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/27/2...

I swear it’s only been in the fridge for two days.

🟥We’re live on Twitch.tv/ericbaudour right now🟥 Dump em out

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2024.11.22: Donkey Envy Burnie and Ashley discuss tap-to-pay regulations, Bitcoin’s march to 100k, facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, Ten Commandments, K-pop’s evil ways, Wicked singing rules, Year Of The Sequel, and how much to tip Jesus. Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/11/22/2...

Burnie and Ashley discuss body horror’s rich history, 80’s horror film ethics, not-Josh Gad, our professional audience, The Substance, Daisy the Grandma AI, scamming old people, Game Of The Year nominees, GOTY snubs, and publishers releasing GOTY editions. Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/09VQ...

Be like Ramón. Also, follow @morningsomewhere.bsky.social

If you don’t start your day with the @morningsomewhere.bsky.social podcast, did you really start the day?