Wheel - Resident Human Finnish prog, FFO Porcupine Tree, Tool, Karnivool.

parents are gonna love having to explain to their kids that the episode of mickey mouse clubhouse they found on the internet where bluto murders goofy and skull fucks him back to life isn’t canon.

The person who triggered this is a music critic and I'm feeling pretty vindicated rn

Still really hate Damian Chazelle's takes on jazz and I will not be moved on this.

If anyone was ever in doubt that The Human Centipede was based on British media...

Super good that flu is now hospitalising thousands daily, really, can't imagine how this happened.

The boys were just on fire on this one, seriously.

Ooooh, the transmed policies have set off the mean girls, who are literally complaining they won't be able to create out groups any more. ... .. . Oh well.

Cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts. Yes, Americans, I am now talking about American politics. "Keep voting!' Fuck of and die in a fire.

Wonder what changed in 7 months!

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Reposting for the morning crowd

And now autism, in the category of "news that will surprise no-one."

Being denied entry for shitposting www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

Pretty weird no-one is mentioning Talib Kwelli's longtime association with nonce and abuser David "D.H." Skogen, nor his many years of sexual harassment and assault allegations.

Wroht - Dissolution wroht.bandcamp.com/album/dissol... This arrived with a stack of other things and probably didn't get the attention it deserved.

Gender affirming care? Not only has my dentist respected my pronouns, they now try to upsell me expensive cosmetic treatments. (one of which I bought, yes, shut up)

Hearing that Rich Burgon might make a leadership challenge is frankly deranged, but it would be amazing. "The Prime Minister? Nice lad, saw us back in the day, did voiceover on my mates' EP. He's well into Madball."

www.dumptheguardian.com/politics/202... lol, lmao "While Blair’s backers had pointed to his role in ending decades of violence in Northern Ireland" Inheriting Mo Mowlam from John Smith is not an action, you dumb fucks.

Ooh, we're talking about age play? 1. Not my kink 2. That is OK 3. You can recognize it as valid and a thing that consenting people like to do (i.e. not be an asshole but remain creeped out by it personally - it does not work for me and the person who violated my consent about it got dumped pronto.

Good horse

This birthday boy knows precisely fuck all about mobility issues, but does feel confident to gob off with shit he's imagined. It would be terrible if something were to reverse the paradigm, for example a subtle combination of velocity and brick.

My poor little NAS does not have the grunt I need and replacing it will be an expensive pain in the arse. I have a spare old PC, but the power bill will be worse than replacing the NAS. Argh. (yes, dickhead wants to host her own cloud and shit)

I just woke up very late and everyone seems to be arguing with someone from Khrangbin after a blow to the head.

Just a heads up, coz I see many moots that follow her. This person was on the board of the pro-nonce charity Prostasia for years.

This is lovely but... beaver bombing. Beaver. Bombing. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Looking at Grafton, New Hampshire and muttering about bear markets

Laundry > posting

Pillion looks interesting and I will watch it, but I have seen comparison to Whiplash and I really hope not.

The light purple nail varnish looked nice in the bottle, but on it looks like I've become hypoxic.

I’m finally back in my home with the locks changed, but my abusive ex roommate stole a lot of my things and I’m falling behind on bills and would enjoy not having the power and internet cut off while I search for a new roommate to help with my bills

My family: visit for Christmas! It's been a decade! This football? No, it'll stay right here! I am a fucking moron.

We need to democratise cuddling. I haven't had a cuddle in years and I want one more at this particular moment than usual. Possibly some gentle patting and perhaps a "there, there."

Guess who officially has ADHD? (sorry Wes, not quick enough)

This is the most offensive thing I have seen in a long time (the Ovation bit).

I have never recovered from learning that "Killing Me Softly With His Song" was written about the experience of seeing Don McLean in concert.

This mfer said "mayhaps"

I am mostly convinced the current iteration of the hellscape is because the oligarchs worked out that they could never make work more attractive than life for most people, so instead they decided to make life so bad that people would be glad to come to work just for the break.

I do not trust Peter Fonagy. You've seen it with Cass, the government appoints people to give the answers it wants and his career largely centres the idea that some conditions come from a lack of learnt skills. There is little empirical support for this idea.

Oh, good, Wes Streeting has found more vulnerable people to deprive of healthcare because he's decided he doesn't believe in it. *hopefully*: I do not believe in his heart continuing to circulate blood? I do not believe in his skin not being covered in sores? I do not believe in his breath?

We'll all end up broke, yes, but it's no reason to stop, my equine chum.

Honestly, if JKR's crusade did destroy the Guides and WI, then maybe a few more cis people would actually care about it Instead of just shaking their heads while giving her more money

will no one rid me of this meddlesome children's book author?

If you have not recently spent several hours talking to a nice girl about music, I wholeheartedly recommend the experience.

I rarely claim to be able to do the job I've had many years, let alone someone else's. Rafael Behr's job, on the other hand... It's not the confidence of a mediocre white man I want, it's the guaranteed cheque in exchange for fuck all. The Guardian is a case study of the dangers of UBI.

Truly, there is nothing more sobering than the realization that someone has actually paid attention to something you said, particularly when it was just part of the stream of total shit that sleets through your bonce cheese every day and not those rare Big Clever Thoughts we all like to post.

Mia is still having problems and could use some support:

Fuck