As long as you keep going further and faster, you never have to worry about inconvenient questions like "is this the right direction?"

noisecreep.com/ixp/366/p/un... Good list from Double Dave. "Third Eye Function" (TIP) and "Warp Zone" (Martyr) were big records for me back when, and the choice of Bobby Koelble is inspired - I love "Human" and "Individual Thought Patterns," but "Symbolic" was always the one for me.

Me, moving a new dresser up the stairs: holy shit, estrogen really has sent my muscle tone to shit, this feels like it weighs 70 pounds. Me, checking the weight on the box once I was up the stairs: ah, it weighs 74.

Starmerites against the wall alongside the whole DWP, please.

It's merely Cattle Decapitation fandom, I mug wildly.

Left shibboleths? Oh hey it me

Anyway, mad liberation now. ACAB includes psychiatrists. Crips, mentals and queers in solidarity forever.

Discord server: Welcome, new user! Please prove you are human by answering this question. Me, while answering: Type this and make those the final keystrokes I ever send to this server, got it

Oh, good, the latest wastewater performance ratings are out and (quelle surprise) still dismal. Taking suggested tabloid headline entries for tomorrow - current front runner "Sewer-O-Vision Pong Contest" should not be hard to beat...

Every day, I play a game of Internet Buckaroo, where I try to post the most offensive thing possible on the Guardian site without their mods deleting it.

You will never find justice in a courtroom.

My colleague is a much older tran than me and is Differently Online, in that she's in places that are non-political, if safe.

Someone's formatted that cell as percentage in SSRS when they already did it in the SQL, I see.

I have been "making nice" with my dad for the sake of my mum for years. Generally it's not an issue, as he long since stopped talking to me, but I am the only one of the kids who reads and he keeps sending me his fucking novels.

Hearing that Starmer looks like Penfold and you just better not say that near me, alright? Love Penfold, fuck DM, simple as, end of.

I'm getting notifications that the Office of the Grudgekeeper may have reopened following annual leave.

This sounds flippant but I am actually so serious that this urge to talk it out with fascists is how we got into this mess and that is well understood by anyone whose brain isn't cottage cheese.

Actually we need more dead Nazis.

Mosley, having received this devastating missive, then quit politics entirely, showing the letter to Mussolini, who wept openly before quitting as well. Hitler was trickier, but once the Berlin cabaret worked it into a snappy routine, the Second World War was easily averted. Sweater, anyone?

everything from the tories in this thread is 100% unhinged, but two things leap out: a cap on spouse visas (about 4% of annual migration!) and "the requirement that the applicant’s annual income must not fall below £38,700" *applicant*, not the british *sponsor*? work is NOT A REQUIREMENT OF ENTRY.

absolutely rancid

Democrats when a boring social democrat wants free bus rides and basic trans rights: we can't allow this unelectable commie to win, we will do everything to stop them Democrats when SS Totenkopf tattoo Blackwater guy: glory to the working class heroes, this is real proletariat politics 🫡✊🚩

I mean... not NOW, no.

Amazing, just when I need the possible existence of An Official Grudge checked, the Grudgekeeper is on holiday. Oral traditions are definitely better for nuance and not forming terrible extermination lists, but they do fall down for five-nines, do you know what I mean?

Nice of the Porterbrook to send me a list of all the testing they would perform if they would accept my referral - "look what you could have won!".

Thinking of him I guess

"Purity politics" is "virtue signalling" for libs. It means basically fucking nothing other than "You made me feel bad by being a bare minimum decent human being and I'm making it your problem."

RIP Anthony Jackson. Huge loss, incredible bassist and really important voice on the instrument.

"Can't you freaks die quieter and vote how you're told?" laments man in cagoul. So sensible.

He would at least know the difference between the ICF and the IDF.

Wanting and offering zero solidarity is radically honest. Brave of this dude to announce himself as a guilt-free meat shield, tbh.

Feel like this is probably one of those times Danny Dyer should be asked for political comment.

Electoral politics is sports entertainment.

Isn't it remarkable that even the thought of an imaginary foreigner being here can rouse some people into the vilest imprecations and threats, but terrible sex crimes from a royal only merit a very minor change on the "To:" line of correspondence. Well well, who'd have thought etc.

"From Enslavement To Obliteration" is not the best Napalm Death record, but with retrospect it's a surprisingly prescient guide to 21st century life.

hey so my partner & I have been enduring some seriously fucked up shit in our home life for the past year+ & have now been pushed to move out of state for our own safety. we weren't prepared for this sudden change so if you can help us out at all, we would both be very grateful 🙏 gofund.me/bdb3f9173

A lesson from jazz I find valuable? Too much horse is not good for you.

We really don't give technology enough credit. Take the IPL. I can now burn myself, blind myself and choke on a cyanide cloud of my own vaporized body hair - all at once, at home and on a budget! Truly, we live in an age of mundane miracles and everyday wonders.

@horsedisc.bsky.social recruiting paypigs

He knows.

One day I will learn how much whimsy is too much, chat. Today is probably not that day, NGL, but one day.

Bit of niche interest crossover - ThorpyFX are doing a 2000AD collab with some cool custom finishes. Usual sorts of Thorpy prices, but I am safe because there is no Nemesis. thorpyfx.com/collections/...

I am going to take a shower. I may be some time.

Sooooo... currency trading causing instability and credit overextension, followed by a war and then a global return to the gold standard for reconstruction, anyone? Bretton Woods 2 baby, we're back and err... idk, woodier.

Having just hung it up now it's dry, I cannot recommend a good colour restoring liquid for dark fabrics enough. The one I have at the moment claims to depill too, which raised an eyebrow, but does seem to be true.

Perhaps I had seen something mid scroll which reminded me, but it seems he has a bio out and the answer to "what have you been up to then?" is "smack, mostly." (apparently he's only read the first four chapters, which is... on-brand). He was still right about soloing though.

Recommendations like those made by Healthwatch lead directly to cases like the trans woman I quoted yesterday who is having difficulty finding out how to get checked out for possible breast cancer.

Just waiting for the tub clean cycle to finish so I can do the third lot of laundry, have cleaned and tidied the kitchen store cupboards, cleaned the entire flat and now I am thinking about firing up the pressure cooker to make soup. Maybe she's born with it, maybe she has chronic fucken anxiety.