DeMar DeRozan is one of the coolest dudes in the game and is now getting into it with someone every other game. The Sacramento Kings have broken this man.

I’m kind of obsessed with Dylan Cardwell’s energy.

Is Miami the most European team in the league?

This Kings offense is miserable to watch

I feel like Dylan Cardwell is aiming to create memes with these celebrations and honestly I hope he never stops

Donovan Clingan just tried to come at Maxime Raynaud and Max just hit him with the stare and “WHAT” and I didn’t know that young Frenchman had that in him and I highly respect it

My biggest gripe with football is that after all that, it all comes down to the kicker and idk why but that just don’t sit right with me

Can’t tell if Caleb Williams is emanating villain energy or if he just looks like Dillon Brooks

Caleb Williams that was insane

Just when I think this game can’t get more butt, it just keeps getting mega butt

Big yikes from the football right now

Saturday morning, 10:10 AM, getting emotional thinking about this improbable Niners season and the impact of sweet sir Mac Jones and his humility and deference to Brock Purdy and his role on the team.

I haven’t laughed from a movie in a long time like I just did watching Tim Robinson’s toad drug scene in Friendship.

I genuinely did not know that Marvin Bagley III was still in the NBA

These knuckleheads just might wake me from my slumber of ignorance 😴👀👩🏻‍💻

"And here you'll see Justin Herbert in his natural habitat. His friends, called teammates, are hoping to receive a pass from him and achieve the ultimate goal... a touchdown..." - David Attenborough voice

Why is this Hard Knocks NFL documentary narrated like a nature show lol

If the Kings win their third game in a row, I just might tune in for the 4th quarter of their next game

YAY FOOTBALL

I haven’t watched this team play in weeks so I am likely late to this, but I am super impressed with Maxime Raynaud and Dylan Cardwell. 👀

Wow I have seen Steph run that quick hand off and pull against the Kings so many times and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him get blocked like Maxime Raynaud just did.

These Warriors jerseys are objectively hella ugly, right?

It’s been well established that the Sacramento Kings are all caps BAD and that losses are ultimately good. But fuck it, let’s just beat the Warriors anyway.

I had a dream last night that I had to guard Cooper Flagg and I got 3 consecutive stops in a row and it became my whole personality and I wouldn’t shut up about it.

Is this what Trae wanted? Imagine asking to be traded and you end up on the Wizards 🫠

Oh great the football is making me sad now too

The football is about to start and I’m nervous. Am I a football girl now???

If Keegan Murray and Dillon Brooks each take 30 shots tonight, I like our chances.

I caught whatever cold from hell has been going around and have been horizontally miserable all day so this feels like an appropriate setting to watch some Kings basketball.

If you squint hard enough and only focus on Fox & HB, this almost feels like a classic beam team game 🥹

God I miss having De’Aaron Fox on my team

I haven’t been this disinterested in Kings basketball since I was in the womb.

Basketball, on the other hand… big fat BOO.

YAY FOOTBALL

Yes, Brock, you earned that dougie 🫡

I don’t know much about football, but I think Brock Purdy is good

This game already smells chaotic

Lol well that’s one way to start a football game, I suppose…

Hello, old friend.

What a beauty. The beam is definitely a woman.

I can’t believe I slept through the beam 🥹

I’ve been covering the NBA nationally for 35 years at ESPN This is year 6 as TV Voice of the Sacramento Kings. I’ve never seen a home crowd with as many unwavering zealots who love on their team like Sacramento Kings fans. The Kings are 15 games under .500 and it felt like a playoff game 7👏🏽👏🏽❤️🏀

LOL why does Portland keep doing this to us

Being a Kings fan means existing in a perpetual state of disappointment. Losses? BAD! Wins? EVEN WORSE!

NBA refs ruin my life. WHAT’S NEW

Are you kidding me

Does Portland just not want to win???

I love and respect DeMar DeRozan but if he is literally dragging your team on his back to keep you within one possession of the Portland Trail Blazers in overtime… that just ain’t it, chief.

Is that… the… sun???

There is a strong inverse relationship between the success of the Sacramento Kings and the number of books I read.