I know I’m old because I get SO annoyed that I have to go to a different streaming app to find the basketball game

CJ said

LeBron starting out looking vintage 👀 That being said, let’s go Houston 🫡

So much can change in 3 years… 🥲

This is what I get for peeking an eye open to care about basketball for one night.

Why are sports

Damn it

If UConn wins, I will win my March Madness pool for the first time ever

I’ve had no thoughts to share on here recently because apparently your brain shrinks when you’re pregnant and I really did NOT have real estate to spare in that department 🫠

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Listening to Dermot Kennedy only today in honor of St. Patrick’s day 💚

First trimester 🤝 Olympics 🥲🥹😭

I think the biggest thing to remember about scoring records and the concept of legacy is that none of it matters because we are all going to die. But I’m happy for Bam and think he did a good job at basketball!

Nobody would have hated the idea that Bam should have stopped at 81 more than Kobe Bryant.

Don’t worry guys, I believe in this team to lose more games!!!

We won the game but lost the tank off lmao oh well BEAM

I hope Vivek feels embarrassed bringing his super cool friend 50 Cent to his empty ass arena

Here for some popcorn and basketball, in that order.

I can’t believe I guessed 33 wins for this team at the start of the season lmao but hey you know me, just another idiot with an internet connection 🙋🏻‍♀️

Damn G1C looking hella sparse on national television. Hate what this organization has done to this team and this city.

What a comeback by the Mist. We should have known - Stewie is the ultimate winner and Arike lives for big shot moments. 🤩

Every time I watch Unrivaled, I find new things to be impressed by

Watching the Sacramento Kings

The state of the Sacramento Kings: Losses? Bad! Wins? EVEN WORSE!

A BEAM?!

“It ain’t good to be Hughes, it’s great to be Hughes.” 🥹

Telling everyone I am related to Jack & Quinn Hughes 🫡

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

HUGHES!!!!!!!

It’s too early for my heart to be racing like this

Lol what are NBA refs out there for?

Genuine question: what is the point of watching the Sacramento Kings in this economy if Dylan Cardwell is not playing?

It’s cruel how much I simultaneously love these jerseys and hate this team

Thought it was impossible to enjoy this product any less, and yet, the universe always finds a way…

I wonder if the aliens miss the beam

💯 If you're new to the Unrivaled league, WNBA, or women's basketball in general, it's great way to get to know the players. On top of being fun, it's really smart, too.

Unrivaled 1 v 1 is so great

I see absolutely no one worthy of receiving an elbow pass from JWill and that makes me MAD

Coach’s challenges felt like a good idea at its inception, but now they’re just tedious. The real solution is that NBA refs just be better.

I am always second-hand insulted for professional basketball players who get asked to play in the celebrity game. I understand why they do it, but WHITE FREAKIN CHOCOLATE deserves more respect than this. 😤

To quote the great @mirannlolani.bsky.social

I am a Keon Ellis fan for life. 🥺

Moussa Cisse did a kip up after blocking a shot lol

Go be great, Keon 🫡🥺

Are the Sacramento Kings ACTUALLY executing a tank correctly for the first time?

DeMar DeRozan is one of the coolest dudes in the game and is now getting into it with someone every other game. The Sacramento Kings have broken this man.

I’m kind of obsessed with Dylan Cardwell’s energy.