Knowing that Cooper refused to play Suzuki on the power play at the Olympics makes this first win extra special.

The refs are really trying to be the main character of this Habs-Lightning game.

The bike has a mind of it's own. Made me take a detour to Dominion City on the way home to get some well deserved beers to drink in this beautiful weather.

Like clockwork, Trump claims the Iran war is over on Friday afternoon. Market shoots up, oil futures dive. Everything will be walked back by Monday evening.

Hey NHL and Gary Bettman. How in the hell do you manage to plan two weekends of hockey for round 1 and not have one Saturday night primetime game featuring a Canadian team?

Little #Ottbike inspo from the Rockliffe lookout this morning. It was nice to get to work with dry socks for once this week.

New Tom Waits with Massive Attack. Devastating. youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE?...

Set phasers to Scanners

Took my bike out to commute yesterday for the first time this year. The roads and bike tracks are HORRENDOUS. Rocks, potholes, cracks, clogged drains. It's never been this bad. But tell us again, Mayor Sutcliffe, how keeping taxes low is a good thing.

Congrats to comrad Harper on yet another IDU stomping. One by one, your minions will be shown the door.

To the American people. He's insane. Unless you take to the streets immediately, you will be seen as an enabler, no matter how much you protest that you didnt vote for him. General strike until the Epstein class is forced to listen.

Hard to watch something as cool as the Artemis launch while waiting for DFT to declare a ground invasion of Iran and facing down an energy crisis and a worldwide famine...

Bluejays know they can win games without giving me heart attacks, right?

Went back on Instagram to look for a saved post I had forna crochet project. Why the hell is it pushing Clavicular content into my feed?

Went to a hockey game with T1D kiddo. He had poutine from a restaurant that didn't publish their nutrition sheet. I'm getting good at this shit. #T1D #GoHabsGo

That last save by Fowler was Carey-esque #GoHabsGo Overall, insane game for my kid to see as his first NHL game.

Ewwww. Monsters live among us. CAF better do something about this.

I beat a bunch of 6yos at laser tag yesterday and I've walked a little taller since. No mercy, even for the birthday kid.

I havent seen anybody talk about this, but someone could do the research...naming it Epic Fury, E....F..., is their way of gaming search engine algos away from the other E...F...in the news, right? @atrupar.com @marisakabas.bsky.social

Congratulations @OCtranspo and current city council. You've made commuting so bad, we've decided to sell in Orléans and buy walking distance to work, even if that means my kids wear potato sacks from now on.

People who choose not to get vaccinated surprised that measles sucks. #leopardsatemyface #Politics #News

"My AI made me commit war crimes" will not fly as a defense in The Hague.

I hope the anonymous Karen forever has a rock in their shoe.

@senators.bsky.social Brady should be stripped of his captaincy after this, the Patel locker-room celebration and the disgusting call wwith the felon. I for one will be letting him hear it on March 11th.

Fuck the Tkachuks.

Kevin O’Leary credits acting chops to years of convincing people he wasn’t driving the boat

Hello 911? I'd like to report a murder

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

I know it means nothing to the general public, but, we went to winterlude for 5hours, had a beaver tail and a hot chocolate and T1D kid's bg stayed between 6 and 10. #T1DParentingWin.

Peak minivan.

They sent her down?!? That's a 7 minute ride hanging from her clothes. Goddam

So, we build AI that replaces all of our jobs. We all get fired. Who exactly will use the AI if we're all on the street? All this so 12 people can have all the theoretical wealth in the world?

@corruptario.bsky.social Selling schools after manufacturing a budget crisis. Seems like someone should have been screaming about this a few years ago....

She basically said, who cares about child trafficking when we’re making so much money. Utterly depraved.

I've finished 11 books in 2026. 9 have been audiobooks. Looks like I'm in a listening phase. 15 titles overall with comics and graphic novels.

I wish someone had told me that being a parent meant coming home from work only to clock into a four hour kitchen shift.

Get Squirrel Detective on the case, he'll investigate those #EpsteinFiles

From the sounds of it, it's the first time we shouldn't complain about our Canadian rules for overriding the broadcast.... I'm normally jealous we don't get to see the ads, but since the Crypto war of 2024, we get spared a lot of shit...

Trying to replace doom scrolling with a hobby. Crochet project number 2 is a beanie for the Kid 1's Labubu.

Nothing more embarassing than making the idiotic decision to drink and drive. Except doing it after a Nickelback concert.

Why do the Dexcoms always fail at 2am? Pretty sure this meets the definition of torture under the Geneva conventions.

Unattentive bus driver almost drove past me without stopping this morning. In feels like -31C temps. Whole life flashed in front of my eyes.

We're at that stage of winter where -9C, sunny and no wind is positively balmy

Slept in this morning since I've been up for three straight nights dealing with the kid's diabetes alarms. Spent the afternoon making french onion soup. Time well spent.

Did he borrow DoFo's tiny red shovel? @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social

Autowa will never be satisfied

I've had the same issue with copaganda novels with the CIA/NSA/SepcOps. " You can't do that, its agaisnt the constitution"....well, have I got news for you!

Alternate travel plans, like waiting at the bus stop for three consecutive cancellations.

19% of AAFC workers affected by work force adjustments. Will not sleep well tonight while I wait to find out if I'm canned or not. If so, this will be devastating. My kid needs his doctors. I need the medical benefits. Can't move or lose the coverage.

If this solar storm can somehow off the orange gibbon, I will forever pledge my soul to Odin.