I am bloody delighted this is back.

Free Palestine. Fuck this.

I've never seen Torchwood before. Just watching episode one and so far Jack's spiked Gwen and Owen's tricked a couple into shagging him. Is it all sexual assaulty or does that calm the fuck down?

@melvinpena.bsky.social @whorod.bsky.social this ine was really special. Thanks folks.

@paulmagrs.bsky.social Hi Paul! I hope you don't mind, I'm in the process of recording an audiobook of Scarlet Empress (please don't sue me) and I just wanted to check if Gila is peonounced Geela or Heela like Gila monster? I'm only two chapters in so far and am very much enjoying it!

So if we were recasting Doctor Who with prehistoric reptiles, who are we casting? I'll go first; a couple of Henodus as the Dominators. Anyone? No?

Hobgoblin gobblin' Hobnobs on a hob

So the full audiobook for Eater of Wasps is now available for everybody to enjoy/go "why is he doing that voice?" I'm very proud of myself, please be proud of me too. open.spotify.com/episode/0kLw...

The Master! Autons! The Master! The Keller Machine! The Master! Axos! The Master! IMC! The Master! Azal! And of course the most important thing of the season - the Master! The true villain of the piece - the Doctor! @TobyHadoke @Lost_Gallifrey @Xris32 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...

Very important info for eg women in violent relationships who maintain a secret phone. Please pass along.

Coming on Sunday; if you tried listening to this and found my interruptions offputting, I'm releasing a full audiobook of Eater of Wasps with no jibber jabber, just the story. If that sounds like something you would enjoy, please give it a go!

DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

My god he comes over like such an infuriating cunt here. The repeated "Well guess what"s and his correction of Maitlis's pronunciation is utterly twatty. I do not agree with Nick. Arsehole.

Imagine a Jehovah's Witness topless mag called Knockers lol

I am both too proud and so ashamed.

I am both too proud and so ashamed.

Happy Friday innit

Morning all - episode 36, the final chapter of my Eater of Wasps read through is out today! I'm really proud of this, and I'd love it if you could listen. The episodes are pretty short, so why not take yourself off for a big poo and give it a try!

I've got a whole bunch of magic tricks to learn, gonna stick em on my Ta-Da list

You can sum up Starmerism with the abbreviation LBWRRBFK. It doesn't stand for anything.

Today is my penultimate episode (35) and my penultimate day of being 35 so here's that. FYI, right at the start I talk about the word "chitinous", which I learned yesterday is actually pronounced with a "K" sound, not ideal. Good to know for the future though. anchor.fm/s/fd8b4f7c/p...

Turns out getting my son interested in Doctor Who was a terrible idea. This morning I've enjoyed a half hour conversation about how Chris Pratt would be a good Doctor. I am so angry right now and I cannot tell him.

So I double dropped the other day, and I am now on to chapter 34 of 36 of Eater of Wasps. I turn 36 on Friday so both of the last two episodes are out this week, because I found that pleasing. Please listen, I've worked very hard. anchor.fm/s/fd8b4f7c/p...

I don’t remember this being in the edit #doctorwho #lux #daleks

Happy 1000th episode to all of the Ham Fam! Celebrations, reminiscences, laughter, madness, and so many voices within. This is our hugely indulgent party where we celebrate the most incredible thing to come out of this podcast - the community. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...

@grumpy2eb.bsky.social dunno if this is any help to you...

Not what I heard Neil

The Haunting of Vila Diodati

I love this conversation. I am largely positive on RTD2 and this is so well articulated by these folks. I've said before and will say again, in 20 years we'll be reappraising this era as was done with the McCoy years, with recuts and new versions, and behind the scenes VAM. I bloody hope so anyway.

Any podcast folks know a good, affordable host I could move to from Spotify For Creators? Because, y'know, fuck Spotify, Free Palestine.

Green Week Blink 183

To be a fly on the wall in this green room...

This is a very exciting moment for me!

The Interstellar Thong Contest (My options were do this quickly or forget about it before doing it well. So this is a bit MS paint)

Jones the Milk

I'm absolutely delighted to be on this show, it's one of my favourite podcasts. Please listen!

I'm not well and this deserved better.

The Interstellar Thong Contest (My options were do this quickly or forget about it before doing it well. So this is a bit MS paint)

I've now done 31/36 chapters, and I'm getting tantalisingly close to being done. I will never look at a wasp in the same way. Please enjoy. open.spotify.com/show/5hDH6Gs...