Andy Murray correcting sports journalists that didn’t include women’s achievements in their “first ever” stats always stuck with me.

I had to turn the heating back on which is the most depressing thing one can do on May 12th.

A small improvement in a variation of the disease that affects only 2% of all ALS patients is (rightly) being lauded as a remarkable milestone. There is no disease that kills so certainly and devastatingly as ALS.

"Daaaaad, you've made that joke before a couple of times. When you say the same joke over and over again, it's not funny anymore." 8 year old from the top rope

Doku is too good

That’s some next level implosion. Yikes.

He’s just dying to scream “You want me on that wall! You need me on that wall!”

That was fun. Let’s do that again.

lol there’s still 20 minutes left to play

This is fun. I’m having fun watching this game.

It's always jarring the first day I'm back in the US and can passively follow conversations around me. And these are generally conversations I wish I couldn't understand.

Sometimes smash and grabs are even better than dominant wins.

By my count, this 2nd half has already lasted about 80 minutes.

I have never been more in "just draw baby" mode than I am right now.

Garnacho is 100% scoring

I almost feel bad for Spurs. Mostly because I feel bad for Xavi Simons.

"Yes, they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

Please allow me to once again say FUCK CANCER.

A friend (who doesn't like being copied into posts so I'm not citing them) explained this brilliantly: "They have all the power - financial, political, judicial, military, most of the news - but not cultural. And they hate it. It's not enough to control everything, they want to be loved doing it."

Neuer tried to make that save from inside his own goal which seems like a bad strategy.

WHAT?!

Was going to try and catch the 2nd half of United but, lol, no I think I'm good.

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum

Arsenal have done the impossible and made the prospect of a City title a hilarious result rather than the hideous result that it should be.

Just added "mouth wind" to my lexicon

I can't believe that Ibrahima Konate of all people just pulled off one of the best tackles I've ever seen. I was certain that was a foul.

anyway vance and his ilk sees the presence of any black (and most brown) people in elite or coveted spaces as on its face evidence of “anti white discrimination”

If you're near a TV, the West Ham goalie is cramping in the 115th minute and so the 20 year old backup who has never played a senior game is coming on to (probably) take the penalty kicks.

My biggest pet peeve of living in the NL. Way too many trades insist upon scheduling things via phone. It's insane. The internet has ubiquitous for 35+ years and you still think the only way to arrange an appointment is by phone between the hours of 9-5 Mon thru Fri.

Listen, we all know that freedom isn't free. It costs exactly a buck o five.

a cool thing the ruling class does is run articles like this to convince you the wealthy are undeserving of a free resource, and therefore it shouldn't be universal. then they switch to convincing you that the poor are cheating, and also don't deserve it

All but three (!) of the 1,651 refugees admitted into the United States in the three most recent months we have data are white South Africans. For comparison, in 2024, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees. It's an explicit white supremacist project. www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...

I hope this is driving home to folks that anti-DEI/anti-woke are functioning mostly as a way to make racism more palatable by framing it as a kind of defensive reaction to an imagined unfairness.

3 missed in a row. 12 years and it’s still weird.

OK the Danes just clearly didn’t want to go to the US.

adam says it much more succintly. the american right will happily impoverish the united states and make it an oversized backwater if it means they can dominate women and minorities and play act as a master class

Moved to NL 6 months after the US won the bid and I remember thinking how awesome it would be to take my future 8 year old to some games when we were back in the US visiting family. Now I'm actively hoping for this to be the biggest WC failure ever (but we are still visiting family this summer).

First of all, hilarious. Secondly, there is no hotel that fits the description that isn't well connected to anywhere in Amsterdam. They're just pissed they can't stumble into the Red Light District in 5 minutes.

Goalkeeper blunders are abundant this weekend and it reminds me to be thankful that Onana is no longer employed by my preferred football club.

I’m old enough to remember when celebrating a conservative white man’s death could get you fired, censured by Congress or kicked off late night television

It’s a penalty on Maguire and if it’s a penalty it’s a red. But that foul was no worse than the push on Amad.

Tonight. From night. I’m on my phone ok?

What I’ve learned from night is that you can two handed shove a player to the ground inside of the penalty area so long as you go down and score immediately afterwards without a stoppage in play.

"His first 2 pointer of the year gives them the lead" is a wild thing to say in the last 10 seconds of a NCAA tourney game.

Xavi Simons may not be a good EPL player (though it’s hard to know when you play on this Spurs team) but he’s definitely a good player.

5-3, 3-1, 1-5, 2-8, 4-7, 10-1, 4-1, 8-3 What a waste of two of my evenings.

This round of the CL has been an absolute dud with the exception of Sporting and Bodo/Glimt.

I’ll be spending the next 5 hours of my Sunday watching and waiting for my daughter to play in a chess tournament that is being held in a former prison. Sounds like a mad lib.

Valverde is having himself a game