🥺 ABIDE WITH ME 🥹

Nice little 1/2 marathon last night (Toby joined me for 5k of it) and then a soak in the hot tub with a beer, followed by the Peaky Blinders film and ending with a whisky nightcap 🥃

Great to see the Danish Gas lads last night 🇩🇰 SKÖLLLLLLLL 🍻

Yes Rovers.. I’ll drink to that 🙌

Desperately close at the bottom of League 2: one win covers the entire bottom four with just seven or eight games to play. As a measure of how poor the bottom teams have been this year, every team with 43 or fewer points has been relegated out of the EFL in the last five years.

A few Friday night snacks

Watch the video of this Minneapolis shooting and tell me how anyone could reasonably say that the ICE officer looked like he was about to die or be injured and that three shots to the head is the logical response to the situation.

Really doesn’t feel like a Friday today.. still hanging after NY partying.. 🤯🤯

Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬

FC26 here we gooooo Gonna miss the music from FC25, mind 🥺

“The sooner I eat all my Christmas sweets and snacks the sooner they are gone” 👆 My justification for binge eating

Just completed FC25 in career mode.. when I say “completed”.. I mean I played 15 seasons and then faced compulsory retirement 🤷‍♂️ I guess that would make me 60yo .. surely I should be allowed a few more years 😭😭😂

Today could be Darrell Clarke’s last game as Rovers’ manager 😔 Will never forget that first stint though 🥹 #legend #hero #printthatbastard

Disposing of chocolate wrappers after an unwise binge immediately absolves you of any guilt. The calories instantly evaporate away…

Happy Budget Day Did everyone get everything they wanted?

Happy Budget Eve 🫣

Bristol Popworld is now a gay club 😱

Watching the Sam Fender London Stadium gig on YouTube. Full of regret. It looks AMAZING But I was so unbelievably fucked that I remember NOTHING. Possibly asleep

Benn is so much better.. but Eubank so much bigger Interesting last few rounds

Which one is more English?

‘At one point during cross examination, the prosecutor Peter Wright KC called Barton’s explanations “nonsense”, to which the former player responded by asking: “Are you calling me a nonce?” Wright in turn responded: “No, nonsense.”’

Top night out with the #DanishGas 🇩🇰🍻 @xorrox.bsky.social @gauklerei.bsky.social Skål !!!!

@holmz.uk with a handful of tasty Spunk. #utg

Just whacked my big toe against a wall with great force playing barefoot balloon volleyball in the living room and I’ll be amazed if it isn’t broken. Sickening thud.

Locks is BACK That is all

Shouldn’t buy these things from Aldi.. can demolish a whole pack slowly over the course of a single evening if I am not careful 🫣

Depressing, if true 🥺

Pickled cockles, soft boiled egg, franks hot sauce - on Ryvita!

A touch windy out

Happy Oasis @ Wembley Day to all those who celebrate

Had a consultancy appointment to discuss ripping out one of my wisdom teeth.. a follow-up to an x-ray.. “do you want us to do it now?” *gulp* The side of my face and mouth now completely numb. Looking forward to the agony when the anaesthetic wears off 😬

And they can fuck right off #nffc

Scenic

When in Grimsby 🐟🐟

On our way to Grimsby 🫣

Orange wine is goooooood

We've all been there, fella.

Elite snack 👨‍🍳

Happy Friday 🍻

Nandos today 🐔🍗

So good

I shall be ordering myself a delicious GRILLET later today. Just so you know 😘

Proper good night watching Imagine Dragons at Spurs

Unreal lunch! Maple candied jalapeños and the bagel seasoning provided by #condimaniac *chef kiss emoji*

£20 on a Rovers wallet.. but how long until he loses it, Jeff?

Pineapple squashies might be my new favourite sweety 🍍

Not getting anything off this ref today 🫣 Must be a Coventry fan 😅

Birthday meal scheduled for 5pm this Sunday in jeopardy given the Lionesses final kicks off at that exact time 😭🤯 Might just have to watch it on my phone 🫣

Football is a simple game; 22 women chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Lionesses win.