Local man seen throwing multiple burner phones off Humber River bridge.

President Dipshit doesn’t like him? That means automatic ‘follow’ to me.

100% this.

"I'm being very generous allowing domestic terrorists to steal only $2 billion dollars from you because otherwise I was going to steal even MORE from you. You're welcome, taxpayers. Suckers!"

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Never too late to order a second season, @netflix.com

Time to cancel your Paramount+.

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

With a dash of sci-fi, Colbert ended his CBS late-night show with a powerful musical sendoff featuring Paul McCartney, Elvis Costello and Jon Batiste. n.pr/3PW6Idp

A referendum on possibly holding a referendum #ABpoli #ABleg

Memo to the global community: Canada has officially abandoned climate action. PM Carney has systematically dismantled all the insufficient policy we had in place. A clear-eyed and devastating piece by my brother, @sethdklein.bsky.social. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸

“… climate-anxious voters are feeling a major case of buyer’s remorse, disoriented by the dissonance between who they thought they were supporting and a climate plan that is now a complete shambles." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

1/ It’s a relief to hear the Prime Minister express some moral outrage over Ben-Gvir’s brutish behaviour, outrage which has been missing during Israel’s attack on Iran, bombardment of Lebanon and ongoing genocide in Gaza.

Incredible performance by David Byrne on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert! Dance, Stephen, Dance!

Very rich people getting booed during commencement speeches is my new favorite genre of entertainment.

Good.

The United States government just agreed to pay $1.8 billion to the United States president, approved by the president's own personal lawyer who represented him when he was convicted of 34 criminal counts. This is the biggest scandal in all of American political history.

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.

Kars 4 Kids ads pulled? A grateful nation applauds. RE-FUND THE CBC www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Carney announces environment to be eliminated as cost-cutting measure

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

“I’m just so goddamn fed up with all this,” Gina Small, 29, said in a comment on the U.S. economy that one of her friends assumed was about the world’s ongoing humanitarian crises, another friend thought was about the weaponization of America’s military against its own people.

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🤣😂 Take him to the woodshed, ladies.

Good read. www.cbc.ca/news/science...

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

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The first honest thing he’s said

America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No. He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.

Children agree not to get abducted after 8 PM so Amber Alert doesn’t wake anyone up

Yuppers

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

Lynx held a moment of silence for Alex Pretti and Renee Good ahead of the season opener at Target Center:

Althia Raj is doing some of the most important reporting out there right now, exposing how Carney is dismantling any semblance of Canada’s progressive values. Pharmacare, child care, now the environment… Please, pay attention. He’s eviscerating environmental laws worse than Harper. Than HARPER!!!

Man, @nationalobserver.com punches so far above its weight. Do what you can to make it chonkier.