only came back to say @adamlancegarcia.bsky.social was completely right about #Superman and I was completely wrong, its terrific. Corenswet especially, hes so much better than I expected, he absolutely belongs beside Reeve, Routh and Cavill, he makes it 4 for 4, we've never had a bad movie Superman

to be fair thats his automatic reaction when a woman denies him, its reflex at this point

omfg @hafelina.bsky.social are you on ALLDAY PROJECT yet? I know its only been a few hours but this group is so goddamn interesting, its Black Labels coed group. the first person you see here is Annie Moon. "Moon" as in the founders and owners of Samsung. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjvz...

You know what, fuck this, I'm going back to twitter, I'm so tired of waiting on this trash fucking app to do anything - ANYTHING AT ALL - to be competitive. it's been two years, it sucked then, not one single thing has changed, it's perfectly obvious no one is gonna invest to fix anything

the ball went completely out of frame youtu.be/OlCZ3_IXgbw?...

oh ok, I understand now. the plane is only a "bribe" if your idea of a bribe is giving a government official money so he'll do something for you that he otherwise wouldnt. lot of people cant talk their way out of trouble, but the sheikh here, he just cracks his knuckles, says watch this you guys

That's what happens to the elderly

have yall seen Rapunzel as a (mild) horror story? It's only 3 minutes, but the animation and the twist Machado puts on the story are fantastic youtu.be/fWs4Iz6F_Gc?...

Trump was threatening Walmart two days ago saying they needed to “eat the tariffs.” These people lie like they breathe.

the lightning right now is unbelievable, I was out there with my phone for 10 minutes, its all like this

when I listened to this as a kid I always pictured like Japanese women in the 1960s in knee-high gogo boots doing the batusi or something. am I insane, does anyone else hear that, or does this say more about me than the song? www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcR...

WTF cancer, you had one job.

just never ends with this fucking cunt. Its not like we have some kind of land shortage here, theres nothing but space, no reason whatsoever to not preserve these areas If you hated America and intentionally tried to destroy everything good about it, you wouldnt do anything different from trump

As long as we’re talking about Naomi Wolf I want to remind you once again about the time she thought Apple invented vaccines that let you travel backwards in time

The in-car video of Colton Herta's crash at Indy, he walked away

Everything this fucking dunce says is immediately contradicted by the next thing he says. Like tariffs will raise trillions by taxing imports, and also force manufacturing to the US. Which means those products won't be imported anymore. So we can't tax them. WHICH ONE FUCKING IS IT!

Good news is trump is uniquely awful and things will tone down when he's dead (bad news is that's the only way he's ever leaving office). I know these motherfuckers, I was raised to be the best of them, and EVERYTHING they do boils down to "theyre out to get me". He heightens all that. 1/7

America spending a trillion dollars on jet packs and China just gonna kill us with screwdrivers www.tiktok.com/t/ZTja6p96V/

hey so were all just lying when we pretend coke or dr pepper zero tastes anything like the regular versions, right? because in reality theyre terrible and we're trying to talk ourselves into it, we all agree on that, right?

And then Furiosa lost 140 million dollars, which is as baffling a box office, good or bad, that I can remember, that movie is terrific

god damn @hafelina.bsky.social have you kcon this year? as good as last year was bad. hwasa, for one, I know you love that, but aespa, IVE, meovv, kiss of life, NCT 127, nmixx, on and on aespa alone is worth it, karina and winter singing over each other is still my favorite 10 seconds of kpop

This reminds me when our kids were little and you’d get them a happy meal when they wouldn’t eat the grown up food.

Got a Ghost energy and it's Welchs Grape, that's the flavor, just grape, and it's so good. These brands overthink this, all I want is Kool Aid flavors, I want strawberry and cherry and grape, I dont need Code Red Defibrillator Paddle Punch, I don't know what that is, calm down

have people heard about this, is it common knowledge what that "gold" is, I dont know the world anymore, I only know tiktok. its spray painted plastic from home depot.

Mavs, Spurs, Sixers going 1,2,3 in the NBA draft is the most plainly rigged shit youll ever see in your life, for all three of those teams to jump up defies all known math

4 hours ago trump was bragging about all the "gold" in his office

“Everything Trump does is a scam” is both true and probably a useful frame for those who oppose him.

have people heard about this, is it common knowledge what that "gold" is, I dont know the world anymore, I only know tiktok. its spray painted plastic from home depot.

man Ive had this Thundebolts score on a loop, it is so good, and only the second score theyve ever done. and then you have Sinners. jfc. we need to talk about Ludwig Goransson, and frame him properly. there is no such thing as Gaelic Mississippi blues, or at least there wasnt until he invented it.

Carney has a doctorate in finance from Oxford and has led the national banks of Canada and England, and he's been lectured on trade by someone who has promoted tariffs for years yet somehow does not know what they are or who pays them

Counterpoint: the Rolling Stones are the worst popular band to ever exist, it is unlistenable trash without a single redeeming quality, and Jagger is the worst lead of any band ever; he can't sing he can't dance, he's not funny or cool or charming and he's ugly

kennedy might be even worse at his job than trump is at his. he doesnt even believe in germs ffs, its not that he has no medical training, its that hes notably dumb in general, by any measure, assemble any 10 random people off the street and he will be the dumb one, he is literally just a guy

enraging that every time you see marge simpson here you know a 2 second fact check will show everything he just said is a lie California doesnt even have a autism registry, the CDC does, he just frames it this way so he can pull the highest number and pretend no one else has even checked

replaced my headphones because the last pair broke (and by that I mean - ahem - I apparently had the volume turned all the way down), and other than attacking boomers as useless cunts who should be put down if they cant spot AI fakes, I cant even guess what I might have done to deserve such karma

so, Sentry from Thunderbolts has all the Superman powers, at levels that would beat Superman, plus psychic abilities, plus teleportation, plus invisibility, plus healing himself AND others, he can even raise the dead what in the fuck hes on a team with 2 people whose only power is they have a gun

always so impressed with how clever and creative ads are. I just saw one with Will Ferrell and a lady asks if hes gonna sing again and he says no, he says Im not gonna sing again. But then he sings. How do they even come up with this stuff, ya know. Can you imagine if someone did that, its so crazy

maga: "drag queens only read to kids because the sick fucks specifically target children for their agenda." also maga: "we're specifically targeting children for our agenda."

can't get over him using the numbers 30 and 2, to defend his economy, it is so scary how dumb he is. thats a 93% drop, replace "dolls" with "meals in a month" and see how 30 down to 2 plays then "My haters will say the tariffs don't work but Im bringing 90 percent scarcity and higher prices, so..."

anyone watching The Studio on Apple? I hate everything lately but this is good, AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ONE SHOT, there is absolutely no reason this shot needed to be this good it walks with her, then pushes through the window, flies across the street, and switches to a handheld how in the fuck.

ok. interesting. I made a smoothie. about an hour ago. and now I see that the measuring spoons are in the acerola cherry powder. and not the flaxseed. which implies I mixed those up. then took around 6000mg of vitamin C. and vitamin C toxicity begins around 2000. so. something to keep an eye on.

every few days Im reminded that Al Horford is still in the NBA, and Im blown away by it every time basically he's good enough to know, but boring enough that I forget I know even with this, in 72 hours Im gonna go, "Wait, Al Horford? Still? He's STILL in the league? Al Horford? Wow that is crazy."

Boeing should default China? What does that even mean?

on reddit theres now a backlash against the backlash with people saying we're being mean to Sheduer and I disagree, fuck that dude, he brought this on himself, if it were up to me I'd have him on stage announcing the picks

not trying to start a thing here but a Muslim named Jihaad is so needlessly aggressive, naming your kid that 3 years after 911 is wild

I think the best way to run a country is for the government to change policies every few days, one day they'll do one thing and 12 hours later theyll do the opposite, based on vibes. JMO.

The last time Ceaser went to Rome sure was interesting, just a random thought that popped into my head, no relation to this really, not a projection or anything, this and that are unrelated

I saw a guy say water is a solvent which is dangerous and so we shouldn't drink water. Podcast microphones should cost a million dollars, we need to tax those, we have to stop this, Dems should make this part of their campaigns