40 years ago.... Never forgotten.

Hey, @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social you might want to get that peace prize back.

VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE SHARE: There are many (well meaning) people who say they are getting screen-shots of GrOk AI sexual images of children to forward to authorities. THIS IS ILLEGAL. It is NOT a defence to download (screenshot) or share any such image that you were doing it in order to stop it.

Hiowa Iowa is just making me giggle. Hillinous Illinous is a close second.

This is how religions start.

“Avatars? We don’t need no stinking Avatars!”

He's got a busy few days...

In case the Martains come back.

A man of principles and courage. Many others can learn from this example.

Oh gods, yes.

I'm glad Trump got a (fake (I bet he doesn't call it fake news)) peace prize from FIFA; perhaps he'll shut the fuck up about getting a real one now. It would only be funnier if the NFL gave him one. His orange, pus-filled zit of a head would explode trying to reconcile that.

It's been a while, but so has everything. CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE shows.acast.com/crimeface/ep... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c... on.soundcloud.com/bbhCT7W43V7E...

I will be performing a solo show at Colchester Art Centre at 11am this SUNDAY - it is in aid of @samaritans.bsky.social - please spread the word - tickets here www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...

Hammer horror fans—here’s Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in their last photo together.

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Coming soon: SILLINESS www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

This should be rather good.

So we're doing the clever, witty, Halloween-pun names this October? Anyone? No? Thank fuck for that. Idiots.

This needs to happen.

Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!

*** The Scotsman.

A tear in my eye and an unneccessary consonant in my mouth.

That is basically life.

It's finally happened. Ozzy's gone. A sad, but loud night ahead.

It's the same length as Beethoven's 9th Symphony, but weirdly not as many fart gags. Genuinely. www.patreon.com/posts/potom-...

I can't get there in time but if you are a #pubquiz fan or, more importantly, an #ironmaiden fan, get there.

See, not all conflicts are good vs evil. Some are cunt vs cunt. No-one wins (hopefully.)

Scott Aukerman! 💥 You'll know him best as the host of Comedy Bang Bang as well as being the co-creator of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. The full episode is out now wherever you may podcast, it's a doozy! 🔎 The Comedian's Comedian Podcast

9:30 and fox mating season is in full swing.

She's not wrong. (George Wendt has died so raise a beer and shout "Norm!")

I love a semi-colon; it'll be a shame to see it go.

And he's a freaking law person! He knows what he's saying. (Follow the whole thread, and just be nice.)

Has Trump not claimed victory in the Pope race, yet?

Sat in an artisan restaurant and the very young kids on the table next to my just asked "What's a cannibal?". My day has been made.

Let him. It'll stop him fucking up the real world.

So, how is Trump going to exploit and influence the Conclave? Declare the Vatican the 51st state? Insist on a US cardinal being elevated? Tariffs on wine and wafers? Seriously, what is that pus-bag going to do and say?

So JD stands for Jesuit Destroyer?

Happy Chocolate-for-breakfast-day!

‘Easter Sunday!’ - How Super Mario tells you what day it is.

Stupidest weekend of the year; two days too long, today feels like a Saturday, Monday'll feel like a Sunday, all because a bloke was nailed to a tree for saying "be nice" and then his mates stole his body.

I give it a month and a half; she's used to that.

Isn't that how COVID started?

For his family's sanity, help Robin get rid of books for a good cause.

Watching the #ipl and what do I hear being played in the stadium? Only blinking The Number Of The Beast! India, always surprising. @impq.bsky.social you could have a new audience.

Is it "leaving O2"?

Andrew broke their leg. It's healing but they can't do stand-up...obviously. If you are doing nothing on Saturday and you are near a computer, watch them make you laugh.

Gotta make that call. Shooting foul. 3-free throws…

It's probably going to be Oxford and Cambridge again.

Watch after the watershed, 18+ only.