My mom telling me about the caving being strategy to wait until premiums go up and there's more pressure in January on Rs and to get the Epstein files released. That the ones who voted yes did it to "cover" for senators up for re-election, to get a vote on Epstein. I wish I had hope like that lol

Hoping a silver lining of this is Grijalva being sworn in and the vote on the Epstein files, but im sure there's more fuckery planned to delay that to next year too.

I'm sorry but if both Senators from GEORGIA, one up for re-election next year, can vote no on that CR, none of those dems had an excuse. They should all be primaried. There are now plenty examples of Dems who actually fight, no more settling.

Hope the blue no matter who crowd stays dead forever atp

@ossoff.senate.gov thank you for having a backbone on this when others didn't and you're vulnerable next year. People will remember you didn't fold. Got my vote

Remember the mantra: you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to them.

I put my hand there so he wouldn't press any keys and then he did this. Well played Chumba

Regret to report that working out in the morning does improve your mood/mental health. I'm so sorry.

Continues to be my favorite recurring thing that they're all such losers they can't stray outside country music and YMCA without getting sued and publicly denounced by the artists lol

10/10 take. No notes.

Leonard in Big Bang Theory started as my least favorite and has slowly declined into my arch nemesis

I know the government shutdown is breaking containment because an apolitical youtuber I watch just complained about it in his live oof

Subway has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible rn

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Giving me a fine for not having a sticker on my car when it's renewed online is so silly. Sorry I don't have the car swag acquired yet🥺 GROW UP

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Trump is finally feeling the pressure to end the shutdown after last night and his big idea is still to end the filibuster in the Senate. Such an unpopular idea with Rs that John Thune has said publicly multiple times he won't consider it. Art of the deal am I right

The talking heads on MSNBC running defense for Schumer already🙄 BOOOOOOOO

God im so happy.

@hankgreen.bsky.social WE WON THE GEORGIA PUBLIC SERVICE COMMISSION RACES WOOHOOOO

MAGA loon running for mayor in my hometown against the incumbent moderate(i assume Republican) is beginning his crash out lol🍿🍿🍿

I've been busy all day did my parasocial mayor win yet

Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer. Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss. 'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.

7 years ago an IT employee at my university made up a silly password for my school accounts and I've basically mainly used variants of that for everything since. Thank you whimsical IT man. May your pillow always be cool.

My favorite thing is every time they use music at a rally or for a promo and without fail the artist lawyers up and tells them never to use their song again lmaoooo

A live look at who doesn't know we rolled back the clocks here today. #catsky

Kitten started screaming at 6:30 am. I'll never forgive daylight savings for this

God damn is the world series over yet

Heidi Klum dresses up as Medusa for Halloween.

so far during trump's second term, when democrats have "increased the salience of immigration," this has had the effect of significantly decreasing trump's approval rating. effect is moderated through rising negative press coverage of trump's immigration policy www.gelliottmorris.com/p/kilmar-abr...

Stink bug was a nazi but go off Amber

Merlin holds up so well

D governors using their own reserves for food assistance while R governors act like they can't is a great way to see exactly which party is making families go hungry. The R governors would easily declare state of emergency too if this was the fault of Democrats, but they've got orders to stand down

I'd never been to Trader Joe's until 3 months ago when I moved near one and I fear it lives up to the hype like 9/10 times I'm not let down by anything there it's my safe space

Turned 28 today so I'm now firmly in the "you know I'm actually looking forward to my 30s" camp

Remembering I met a couple named Ross and Rachel this weekend and I regret to inform you all I was not cool about it😔

My dad started to let his beard grow out this weekend and for the first time in my LIFE. 28 years of only seeing him clean shaven istg it freaked me out like the reverse of those babies who cry when their dad shaves for the first time.

This post from my hometown is so fucking funny also because it's RAINING all day too😭 showing this to anyone who asks what it's like there from now on lol

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Dangling the lesser of two evil Republican presidents idolized by the right and saying "pspsps" to right-wingers is so dumb it might actually work on some of them lol

The same shit-eating grin I saw on the faces of the MAGA agitators who circled the no kings protest I went to. My bf got this comment on a poster he saw and took a pic of that referenced nazis. Hey Karen! Here they are! All around you! She later replied she doesn't read the news much 🤡🤡🤡

My Life with the Walter Boys is a sick and twisted The Fosters and Cheaper by the Dozen mashup

I read something about blinking and now im cursed with conscious blinking for a few minutes so I'm here to drag others down with me👹😈👁👄👁

Y'all I have no idea who tf Alex Cooper is and at this point I'm scared to ask

Everything aesthetically about Nobody Wants This on Netflix is so pleasing to me. Satisfying.

HBO Max better take those ICE Job commercials off my screen I'll cancel them all istg

Me every time I get to say "well she's got a leg up on him" to anyone when around my cat and tripod kitten