purchased a pile of comics for $1 each (hooray)

hope that @comiccontext.bsky.social will enjoy this panel. comics!

hope that @comiccontext.bsky.social will enjoy this panel. comics!

watching the steven seagal filmography the way god intended: on old vhs tapes

at the met gala

ewoks are vicious little bastards who cooked and ate captured stormtroopers alive after the battle of endor (but they don't have the geneva conventions in space) plus when they're playing the helmets like drums at the end there are still heads inside

name your top 15 tv shows ever-- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine The Wire The Simpsons The Prisoner MST3K Batman: TAS Barney Miller Mission: Impossible Arrested Development Twilight Zone The Tick (animated) Scooby-Doo: Mystery Inc. Veronica Mars Dark Shadows Gumby

nothing's working on bluesky so fuck it i'm just gonna post some nudes:

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

happy caturday from my two beauties

Did you try to smuggle pickles because they hate that.

having merchants and money changers right inside the temple seems really convenient actually

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

NO!

Can't get over the time I saw a christian family in the library bookstore who dismissed "Dune" and all of Orson Scott Card's books as "trash" because they're "dirty" but also heaped praise on "Go the Fuck to Sleep" because it was "hilarious"

soccer goalies should all have to share a uniform and when they exchange the outgoing goalie has have to strip and give his clothes to the new one, who struggles to change while the game continues around him. including the shoes. same in hockey.

The Rescuers and The Great Mouse Detective There should be a statue of Basil of Baker Street in Rescue Society headquarters because he was one of the founders Disney can make this happen any time Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers should be in there too

"If you knew the Strait of Hormuz would be a weapon, why did you start a war without a plan for it?" "Got to. This America, man."

meanwhile paul w. s. anderson still has zero oscars smdh

Bought some comical books today. 41 for $1 each.

Quick! What kind of scientist would you want to be?

shot for shot remakes of the entire final destination series starring the gumby characters (who can't be hurt or killed)

Steven Seagal is

mashup of Pixar and Bratz and it's called BRATITUDIE

this morning, after a month of intense physical and mental training, i finally achieved a lifelong athletic goal 💪 i am very proud of myself

Jóhann Jóhannson's LAST AND FIRST MEN

Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/

JD at the '28 RNC: "I was in the Epstein Files in my heart."

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. Dear Pard, Your letter explains why I saw two FBI agents watching a trout stream last week.

Star Wars had been a big part of my childhood, but sitting bored in the theater 20 minutes into TPM (the submarine sequence) I could feel all my interest in the franchise evaporating (along with part of my soul). I sold off my books and toys, and for almost ten years I never thought of SW at all.

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.” I pretty much only read @kurtbusiek.bsky.social comics at that age

🎵 And I would do anything for love But I won't do that 🎵

Happy tenth anniversary of David Bowie faking his own death in order to promote his new album

2026 so far not as "happy" or "new" as was promised

Greatest scenes in movie history countdown: 3. mirror scene in DUCK SOUP 2. shower scene in PSYCHO 1. scene in STONE COLD where a motorcycle crashes through a window into a helicopter, which explodes and crashes into a car in the parking lot below, which also explodes youtu.be/5kJD2chm5HY

Came home this evening to find this on my bed ❤ Merry Christmas

merry christmas i wouldn't touch any of you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole

Have yerself An Aussie little Christmas Burn that barbie bright Best watch out, Them roos are spoilin' fer a fight Have yerself A bloody boozy good time Though the Yuletide's harsh Best watch out Fer snakes wot wanna bite yer arse 1/2

And Tiny Tim, who did not diet, eventually became much less tiny.

The Zone of Grincherest

Gil Gerard was an elven-king. Of him the harpers sadly sing; the last whose realm was fair and free between the Mountains and the Sea.

You would think trump, as the father of numerous children who would murder him in a second if they saw the opportunity, would be more sympathetic

Got some comics today. Also some free posters, a free Sin City statue, some free pins, and a free action figure based on the best character to premiere in New Mutants # 98!