"If you knew the Strait of Hormuz would be a weapon, why did you start a war without a plan for it?" "Got to. This America, man."

meanwhile paul w. s. anderson still has zero oscars smdh

Bought some comical books today. 41 for $1 each.

Quick! What kind of scientist would you want to be?

shot for shot remakes of the entire final destination series starring the gumby characters (who can't be hurt or killed)

Steven Seagal is

mashup of Pixar and Bratz and it's called BRATITUDIE

this morning, after a month of intense physical and mental training, i finally achieved a lifelong athletic goal 💪 i am very proud of myself

Jóhann Jóhannson's LAST AND FIRST MEN

Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/

JD at the '28 RNC: "I was in the Epstein Files in my heart."

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. Dear Pard, Your letter explains why I saw two FBI agents watching a trout stream last week.

Star Wars had been a big part of my childhood, but sitting bored in the theater 20 minutes into TPM (the submarine sequence) I could feel all my interest in the franchise evaporating (along with part of my soul). I sold off my books and toys, and for almost ten years I never thought of SW at all.

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.” I pretty much only read @kurtbusiek.bsky.social comics at that age

🎵 And I would do anything for love But I won't do that 🎵

Happy tenth anniversary of David Bowie faking his own death in order to promote his new album

2026 so far not as "happy" or "new" as was promised

Greatest scenes in movie history countdown: 3. mirror scene in DUCK SOUP 2. shower scene in PSYCHO 1. scene in STONE COLD where a motorcycle crashes through a window into a helicopter, which explodes and crashes into a car in the parking lot below, which also explodes youtu.be/5kJD2chm5HY

Came home this evening to find this on my bed ❤ Merry Christmas

merry christmas i wouldn't touch any of you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole

Have yerself An Aussie little Christmas Burn that barbie bright Best watch out, Them roos are spoilin' fer a fight Have yerself A bloody boozy good time Though the Yuletide's harsh Best watch out Fer snakes wot wanna bite yer arse 1/2

And Tiny Tim, who did not diet, eventually became much less tiny.

The Zone of Grincherest

Gil Gerard was an elven-king. Of him the harpers sadly sing; the last whose realm was fair and free between the Mountains and the Sea.

You would think trump, as the father of numerous children who would murder him in a second if they saw the opportunity, would be more sympathetic

Got some comics today. Also some free posters, a free Sin City statue, some free pins, and a free action figure based on the best character to premiere in New Mutants # 98!

Today got all ten parts of V for Vendetta (such nice covers), the first part of Batman/Detective Comics "Black Mirror" arc, and Tennessee Ernie Ford's Christmas album "The Star Carol" for 25 cents each

Anyone who still supports Trump is a fucking racist. No, wait, I take it back. As much as I disdain Trump, that's just not accurate. What I meant to say is that anyone who ever supported Trump at any time is a fucking racist.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, CHARLIE BROWN??

Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill, Charlie Brown

To pretend no one can find, The fallacies of morning rose Forbidden fruit, hidden eyes Courtesies that I despise in me Take a ride Take a shot now ‘Cuz nobody loves me It's true Not like you do

Can't think of a better or more fitting phrase

These animals got into my house a few weeks ago and I can't get them to leave so I guess they live here now — happy Caturday!

Super Mario Bros (1993) theory: since irl Bob Hoskins was ≈18 years older than John Leguizamo, I suggest that Luigi isnt Mario's brother but actually his illegitimate son from a teenage dalliance, and he has kept this secret for decades so as not to offend the very Catholic extended Mario family

Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump covered up sex crimes the right way By Ezra Klein

Idea: laser that turns everything into kittens

"Young people are scum.They didn’t invent the cigarette, or the jeans. Nothing." —Jean-Luc Godard

Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years I'm rockin' my peers, puttin' suckas in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the bass go boom Explosions, overpowerin' Over the competition I'm towerin'

Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years I'm rockin' my peers, puttin' suckas in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the bass go boom Explosions, overpowerin' Over the competition I'm towerin'

Time is also a vampire

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!