If he lasts long enough, he will knock down *every monument* and replace it with some shitty thing to look like his Pedo-Lago rape resort. Nothing is safe from his tiny, grasping hands.

This whole no-public-appearances-for-six-days-is-he-dead thing will prove to be a red herring, but for now it's like a refreshing cool breeze in the middle of a brutal summer drought.

Roberts a few weeks ago: I can't believe people think we're political! *sniff* SCOTUS yesterday via anonymous shadow docket: Of course we can disenfranchise black voters. Never mind everything we've said to the contrary.

Senators are SO ADORABLE when they get huffy with Rubio. They confirmed him 99-0. That includes Corey Booker.

@mikiesherrill.bsky.social is a fascist. She is worse than Miller, Noem, Bovino, Bondi, etc. because she lies, obscures, deflects and backs violent fascists while smilingly whispering sweet nothings to the people who elected her. At least the orange fascists are honest about their hate.

John Fetterman Jared Polis Mikie Sherrill Allegedly Democrats. Smooching orange ass. I fear this list will grow. I fear we're past the point of no return.

I predict a wrecking ball and bulldozers will show up at the Kennedy Center and knock down enough of it that its structural integrity is gone, and it all has to come down. That's what he did with the East Wing.

The words "this isn't me being gay" pretty much summarizes MAGA males now.

Raptures last night watching a trio (flute, violin, cello) play Telemann, Haydn, Mozart and Bach. If I were a multibillionaire, I'd have my own orchestra. Chamber music in small venues. Music programs for kids. Composition festivals. Instead of a repulsive superyacht.

I'm pondering a children's book titled The Ugly Fuckling. It's about a hideous worm that tries to pass itself off as a duck, fooling no ducks anywhere. Then it gets used for bait, or squished or something.

Everyone dogpiling on creepy weirdo Miller as "Ugly Fuck" is the spot of joy I didn't anticipate this Friday.

News roundup: Vanilla Ice is the only "performer" left for Stinky's birthday party Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck Creepy Bezos' rocket exploded on the pad The White House is a parking lot carnival Release the Epstein files

Do you ever get the feeling that this is all a big shadow-puppet play, and none of it is real? That all the levers of power are owned and controlled by psychopath billionaires who want to tear down democracy? Polis is a Democrat. Peters has shown zero contrition about her crimes. Yet she walks.

My shocked face. He didn't shoot anybody.

She set the trap at his feet. He saw the trap. It was right there in front of him! He planted his stupid feet right in it.

Door Dash is now on the list of businesses that will never again see my money. Not today, not when the orange turd is finally dead, not years later when you say oh boohoo, we're so sorry, we're different now.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

The most plausible explanation for the negotiations…so far.

The clip of Sideshow Bob stepping on garden rakes and making a guttural groan each time is funny at first, but after watching it for *checking watch* one year, two months and six days, it gets really tedious. Could he just step on a landmine instead?

Crazy cardinal won't give up

Iran offered to give away ALL of its enriched uranium during peace talks in Geneva. The British thought it was a credible offer. Hours later, Trump started bombing Iran anyway.

I bet the markets will *love* this.

More ICE human rights violations. People, including children and the elderly, were held for weeks in Colorado ICE hold rooms, without beds, in clear violation of ICE regulations. And it gets worse… 1/2

Sen. Peter Welch (D-Vt) praises DHS nominee Mullin as "competent" and "honest." He's a blustering dumbass who not long ago tried to start a fistfight with a Teamsters leader during a congressional hearing. They will confirm him. He will be a catastrophe. Welch will sob, "If only we'd known."

Americans killed in domestic attacks? "I guess." Gas prices going up? "If they rise, they rise." Putin helping Iran to kill US troops? "What a stupid question." Then he wobbles off to play golf.

This is the man who is supposed to replace Kristi Noem. Democrats need to show this video during Markwayne Mullins’ confirmation hearing. And a lot more. He’s a piece of work.

Cuba. Mexico. Panama. Greenland. Canada. Gaza. Lebanon. Syria. Jordan. Piled on top of Iran. He will unite the entire world, except Russia and Israel, against us.

Has the cult started wearing "I'd rather help Russia kill US soldiers than be a liberal" shirts yet?

The reason I'm so profoundly pessimistic and depressed. They can scrape enough Democrats in both senate and house to do whatever they want. Ds might get majorities in both houses in midterms and *still* do whatever King Turd wants, and he can squeal that it's bipartisan.

Episode of Simpson's when the dog keeps chewing stuff up, like Marge's heriloom quilt. Homer is philosophical about it until his cookie gets eaten. Then he's furious. Marge's heirloom quilt = lives of US service members Homer's cookie = Stinky's approval rating

"The cheap cuts" is the perfect phrase to characterize our new Golden Age. Rub the liver on a toilet seat for extra cocaine flavor.

I can do whatever I want. I have a perfect right. It was a perfect call. I will show them how to win. You can grab them by the _______, you can do anything when you're a star. You'd better do it. Don't be too nice to them. I'll pay your legal bills. She was married, I couldn't get there.

A seeker climbed to a guru on a mountaintop, asked, what is the purpose of the world? The purpose of the world, said the guru, is for very rich men to pile up more money, at any human cost, and prey on children. What? said the seeker. That's horrible! Why do you think I'm up here, said the guru.

I no longer know whether to be more enraged because they're murdering innocent civilians, shoving humans into concentration camps, destroying longstanding alliances, looting the country, or covering up a sickening pedophilia/murder ring. Or that 1/3 of the country loves all of it.

Wow.

Saying, "Quiet, piggy" to a reporter is a sign he has completely lost control of the situation and he knows it. It's a sign of incipient panic. We've never seen anything like this.

There is never any bottom. If bin Laden were alive, and willing to pony up a bribe, this would have been him. Given enough time and money, he'll let MBS lure enemies to the Oval Office, where they're cut into pieces and burned in the "ballroom" BBQ.

"The ballroom will be an annex to the East Wing, which won't be touched" is the new "We're fixing Medicaid and ACA, not killing them." Which was the new "Grocery prices will come down on day one."

Next up: Indictment of whoever filmed him cheating at golf

Melissa and Mark Hortmann. John and Yvette Hoffmann.

The National Guardners

If I try to imagine just one year from now, I have no idea what to expect. He's dead? Citizen rage forces fascists to back off? Martial law and mass executions? Internet and press shut down? Election cancelled? Moon spray-painted gold?

I like moonbeams and kittens and fresh strawberries and lightning bugs and holding his swollen feet to the fire while he squeals!

The thing to know about these on-again-off-again tariffs is that Stinky is on the Epstein list.

Liberian President Joseph Boakai launched a direct "attack" on Trump's insults!

Morning: I am not going to let this shit drag me down any more. Afternoon: *raging* Evening: I'll do better tomorrow. Night: *staring at ceiling*

Amerika: land of the imprisoned, home of the MAGA snowflake racists.