So now they're twisting soldiers' arms to see the Third Lady's "movie". Prediction: He'll file a $100B lawsuit against the Kennedy Center for torpedoing the movie.

NBC: No Booing Covered

A whole lot of people should be glad I'm not the star of I Dream of Jeannie, because I'd be doing a lot of arm folding and heavy blinking.

He'll knock down the Kennedy Center. Then the Lincoln Memorial. Then the Jefferson Memorial. Then the Smithsonian. And so on. He'll bulldoze Arlington and put up a shopping mall, golf course and casino. He'll knock down the Capitol building. I. Am. Not. Joking.

Kitty bath time

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike. This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible

Saying, "Quiet, piggy" to a reporter is a sign he has completely lost control of the situation and he knows it. It's a sign of incipient panic. We've never seen anything like this.

You achieved nothing, except to display yet again your craven cowardice to the orange turd, and your determination above all to preserve your own perks and privileges. I will vote for whoever opposes the orange turd, but you have to convince me. "I'm a Democrat" gets you nowhere.

There is never any bottom. If bin Laden were alive, and willing to pony up a bribe, this would have been him. Given enough time and money, he'll let MBS lure enemies to the Oval Office, where they're cut into pieces and burned in the "ballroom" BBQ.

Hey @durbin.senate.gov, you gonna help enable this too? In the end, the GQP will offer cancellation of ACA subsidies in exchange for every bit of the redneck Nazi regime they want, and craven Dems will say duh sure, uh, OK.

Pair these eight with the eight GQP senators who met with Putin behind closed doors on the Fourth of July 2018. Sixteen craven traitors doing the bidding of power and money rather than serving their own constituents.

Your Walmart Thanksgiving dinner is crappier SNAP benefits: gone Health insurance: skyrocketing You can't fly to see grandma Friends and relatives: kidnapped by masked goons But look on the bright side: Ghislaine Maxwell is happy. Binance guy is happy. Big ballroom. Gatsby party. Rejoice!

Here he is, MAGA. Here is your powerful god-king. Remember this picture when you find out your EBT card doesn't work and you can't pay the school loan and the mortgage is due. Here he is. Your hero. This is what you voted for.

The world as we know it will end because of two stunted children, Stinky and Putin, who are furious that it's no longer the 1980s and they're no longer at what they think of as their peak.

I am now done shopping at Menard's as well as Home Depot. John Menard Jr. is either a Nazi or an orange ass licker. Welcome to internet fame, John. I hope you choke on it. And if there are protests at your stores, I'll be there. www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

A "Great Gatsy party" on the night before SNAP benefits end was no coincidence. The message was: Fuck you, America, you can all starve. Either 1) he thinks the cult won't care or 2) he expects to be a violent dictator very soon or 3) he is completely insane.

A toilet. 40 million on the verge of losing food assistance, and that senile man-child is bragging about a toilet. It's his Marie Antoinette moment, but instead of cake, it's "let them eat shit."

For the rest of my life, the words "POLICE FEDERAL AGENT" will mean a masked goon with little or no training doing whatever he thinks makes him look like a tough badass so he can brag to the bored waitress at Hooter's

"The ballroom will be an annex to the East Wing, which won't be touched" is the new "We're fixing Medicaid and ACA, not killing them." Which was the new "Grocery prices will come down on day one."

Day 1: Haven't heard that Day 2: Let me find out more about that Day 3: We're gathering facts on that Day 4: Are you still talking about that? The world has moved on. This is why you're second-rate.

If that demented creep lives long enough, he will tear the entire White House to the ground and replace it with a high rise with his name in huge letters. What a shithole country this is, to just stand and watch him tear everything down.

This picture serves as an epitaph of the America we once knew, or at least imagined. We'll have to build it again from scratch if we want it back, after the orange turd and his turd-alongs are gone.

Johnson would say of Auschwitz, "I believe in peace through strength. You let one train full of illegals go, and billions of Americans die. But I haven't heard of it, I don't know anything about it."

Sigh of relief that today came off, so far as I know, without any violent provocations, just huge crowds of peaceful, if angry, protesters. Still worried about what's going on behind the baseboards, so to speak. Is there a fire growing and preparing to burst out into the open?

Springing Santos out of jail is the saddest example yet of a senile, stunted, dying little man-child trying to keep his name in the news. Equivalent to a vengeful four-year-old pooping on the living room rug.

He's saved eight gods now, no, nine, but nobody gives him the Nobel God Prize. So unfair. Nothing about this timeline is weirder than the whole faux Xristianity thing. Orders of magnitude beyond parody. www.alternet.org/news-politic...

Merch kiosk, fake Declaration of Independence, faux gold crap, food court, "wall of fame," "ballroom," "free" airplane, and now toy models of the "arch" he wants. Has any president ever been even 1% the self-absorbed idiot child showing off his trinkets?

However lazy, careless and stupid you think they are--think again.

Another exhibit in the bulging Whatever We Once Thought We Were Is Gone file. The American dream's transition to nightmare continues.

How to tell that a Stinky "peace plan" is a fraud. 1. Did Stinky announce it? 2. Is Netanyahu still in power?

Next up: Indictment of whoever filmed him cheating at golf

Childhood: Reverence for the Founding Fathers Teen years: Meh Young adulthood: Back to reverence Middle age: I guess they couldn't think of everything Now: I wouldn't let those clowns mow my lawn

"And then the left celebrated." I beg to differ, Mr. Stewart, in no way did I "celebrate" the murders at a Mormon church in Mich--you know what, fuck you, Jon. Just--I'm changing my response to fuck you with that both-sides bullshit.

Earth's most notorious criminals sat in the high-backed chairs of Dr. Soros' lair. The diabolical plots to stop the escalator and glitch the teleprompter had worked. Yet the World's Biggest Hero had survived! Red buttons were pressed. Dr. Soros' sharks dined on incompetent minions that day.

It's not that Homan is corrupt. That's a given in this cybercoin clown circus ballroom of an administration. What makes that ham-faced ape notable is that he's so easy, and so fucking dumb, taking fifty grand in cash in a bag.

People get giddy with anticipation of a blue wave in '26, and then 95 Dems in Congress crawl on their knees to kiss the ass of the golden idol of Charlie Kirk. Only 58 (less than 1/3) have the courage to vote no. 60 vote "not here, man" or didn't vote. Don't expect much from these bleating sheep.

Melissa and Mark Hortmann. John and Yvette Hoffmann.

The National Guardners

If I try to imagine just one year from now, I have no idea what to expect. He's dead? Citizen rage forces fascists to back off? Martial law and mass executions? Internet and press shut down? Election cancelled? Moon spray-painted gold?

BREAKING: President declares two months of national mourning for Hulk Hogan, signs EO that says news outlets may discuss nothing else during our nation's dark hour. Plans underway for Hogan's final resting place in the pro shop at Bedminster, when taxidermists are finished.

I like moonbeams and kittens and fresh strawberries and lightning bugs and holding his swollen feet to the fire while he squeals!

Small (2-3 acre) preserve behind our house is alive with monarch butterflies today.

We will never, ever cut Medicaid. Ever. We will only make Medicaid better. We're throwing millions of lazy bums off Medicaid. Everybody dies. Don't eat carrot cake.

The thing to know about these on-again-off-again tariffs is that Stinky is on the Epstein list.

John Kerry chimes in to say Stinky "was right"--and it's all Biden's fault. Set a match to the Democratic Party and burn it to the ground.