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Football, travel and beer. Living on Wurundjeri county. 2nd disciple.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb
about 17 hours ago
After Venezuela beat the fucking US in baseball for the tiniest shred of poetic justice, the President posted that it should become a US state. This is quite literally the most unhinged and depraved instance of sore-loserhood in the history of sports.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Michael Caley
about 16 hours ago
it sure seems like Israel is actively escalating the war in the hopes of drawing an Iranian response that can force Trump to escalate in return
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
about 13 hours ago
Inconvenience stores
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Philippe Auclair
about 6 hours ago
To paraphrase a Cameroonian phrase: "if someone explains CAF to you and you understand the explanation, it's because it was wrong".
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VIDEO RELEASE: CAF President Dr Patrice Motsepe Statement
The President of CAF Dr Patrice Motsepe has reacted to the decision of the CAF Appeal Board, an Independent CAF Tribunal Body that is chaired by a Judge, concerning the Final Match between Morocco and...
https://www.cafonline.com/news/video-release-caf-president-dr-patrice-motsepe-statement/
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
about 5 hours ago
In a barbarian faux pas that quickly cost him his life, Garth is caught drinking his gruel with pinky fingers extended.
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The Shovel
about 5 hours ago
If I’m going to be carding every single customer without checking whether they’re home anyway, then I may as well get the cards done first,” he explained.
theshovel.com.au/2026/03/19/a...
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Australia Post Driver Spends Evening Pre-Filling In ‘Sorry We Missed You’ Cards Before Tomorrow’s Shift — The Shovel
In a move that he claims will increase efficiency, parcel delivery driver Tom Wellston has begun filling in “Sorry We Missed You” cards the night before, rather than doing them one-by-one when he arri...
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/03/19/australia-post-driver-spends-evening-pre-filling-in-sorry-we-missed-you-cards/
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Matildas Active Support
about 5 hours ago
Join us this Saturday at the Royal Oak to prepare for the big game. An opportunity every Tillies fan has dreamed about. The chance to support the Matildas in a final on home soil. The team is going to need everyone one of us during the final. 💚💛 Full details here ⬇️
facebook.com/events/s/mat...
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Happy Angie Besrd WC playoff day to all who celebrate.
about 8 hours ago
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Asian Cup, game 1. South Korea v Japan Stadium Australia Semi-final
about 16 hours ago
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Can't wait for this. I'll be wearing my 7-0 t-shirt courtesy of
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On This Day in Simpsons History
1 day ago
30 years ago today, we first met Chester J. Lampwick, although it wasn’t the first time Grampa Simpson or Krusty the Clown met him.
#TheSimpsons
episode “The Day the Violence Died” first aired March 17, 1996.
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David Milner
1 day ago
Press pack journos with access to the PM, you need to be asking him about Lebanon, otherwise you look complicit and stupid. A million Lebanese displaced by the IDF. There are a quarter million Lebanese Aussies. What are
@albomp.bsky.social
's thoughts on the Zionist carpet bombing of Beirut??
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The Shovel
2 days ago
The 63-year-old man who bought his first inner-city four-bedroom house for under $70k in the 1980s says young people complaining about interest rate rises don’t know how good they’ve got it.
theshovel.com.au/2022/05/04/i...
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Greg Jericho
2 days ago
"If the NDIS is ‘runaway spending’, what do we call $16 billion in fossil fuel subsidies?"
@rodcampbell.bsky.social
for
@thepointau.bsky.social
thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...
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If the NDIS is ‘runaway spending’, what do we call $16 billion in fossil fuel subsidies?
New research shows fossil fuel subsidies will reach $16.3 billion in 2025–26, rising faster than the NDIS. Handouts to mining giants are growing faster than support for Australians with disability.
https://thepoint.com.au/opinions/260312-if-the-ndis-is-runaway-spending-what-do-we-call-16-billion-in-fossil-fuel-subsidies
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On This Day in Simpsons History
2 days ago
29 years ago today, March 16, 1997,
#TheSimpsons
episode “Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment” first aired on Fox.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
2 days ago
Testing whether or not animals “kiss.”
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@GottaLaff
2 days ago
Once again, Trump uses the language of sexual assault. It's what he knows.
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Aaron Rupar
2 days ago
Trump: "I do believe I'll be having the honor of taking Cuba. That's a big honor. Taking Cuba in some form. I think I can do anything I want with it, if you want to know the truth."
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
3 days ago
“Oh, brother! … Not hamsters again!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
3 days ago
“Well, I’m not sure. … I guess it’s been washed.”
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Sophie Lawson
3 days ago
I want to say a few drinks and some lube, but I may have misunderstood the question
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
2 days ago
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
2 days ago
“Listen—I bought these here yesterday, and the dang things won’t stop squeaking!”
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Ryan Nanni
3 days ago
"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."
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On This Day in Simpsons History
3 days ago
Quite possibly the biggest
#Oscars
upset in history.
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Pat McCaffrie
4 days ago
Yes. The real victim of Robodebt was *checks notes* Scott Morrison...
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli
3 days ago
HERE IT IS: Earlier this month, without any planning, I drove 6 hrs to the desert to capture the last full lunar eclipse until December 2028 Over 3 hours I shot over 3000 stills, but not the stars Last Tuesday I drove 4 hrs to capture the stars After 30+ hrs figuring out editing, this is DONE 🧵
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David Milner
3 days ago
In the 2021 census, there were 248,430 Lebanese Australians and around 110k Jewish Australians. Israel is bombing Beirut. A million Lebanese have been displaced. With contempt to local demographics (not to mention basic morality), the ALP is backing Israel’s genocidal expansion
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The Shovel
3 days ago
"Our efforts have altered the Wikipedia entry on Iran’s leadership forever."
theshovel.com.au/2026/03/16/u...
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Swamp
3 days ago
If ESS get to April 17th without collecting the 4 points in any game, they will achieve parity between days since winning an
#AFL
final and hours since winning an
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Dr Monique Ryan
4 days ago
The global energy crisis will enable oil and gas companies to make huge profits, which we won’t benefit from because our main fossil fuel tax, the PRRT, is so poorly designed.
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Bethany Williams
4 days ago
Australian state and federal governments provided $16.3 billion in subsidies to fossil fuel producers and major users in 2025-26, according to new research from The Australia Institute”. This is a pretty screwed up way up address climate change,
@australianlabor.bsky.social
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UEFA Women’s EURO
4 days ago
🇳🇱 Wilms x Beerensteyn 😎
#WWCQ
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
3 days ago
“Yes. Will you accept a collect call from a Mr. Aaaaaaaaaa?”
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Matildas Active Support
3 days ago
Tillies fans in Melbourne the best place in Melbourne to watch tomorrow’s big game is the W-Club! 💚💛
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Almost Clutch
4 days ago
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Daniel Phimphisane
4 days ago
Close enough
#JPNvPHI
#WAC2026
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Have always loved Emma and finally got round to showing it. Added bonus found out her father is from the Netherlands so high chance there's a Robera Dutch kit in my future 🧡💚🖤
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
4 days ago
And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact, the Hansens had been in a living hell ever since that fateful day the neighbor’s “For Sale” sign had come down and a family of howler monkeys had moved in.
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Yash
4 days ago
Time to re-up this from Women's Euros 2022. There are so many things that Popp does so well that make her and excellent goalscorer. Here are six steps to being a Popp-star!
open.substack.com/pub/dribbles...
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#010 - Six steps to being a Popp-star
How Germany popped at the Euros
https://open.substack.com/pub/dribblesandnutmegs/p/010-six-steps-to-being-a-popp-star?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=4rtg9
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
5 days ago
“We’ve made it, Warren! … The moon!”
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Matildas Active Support
6 days ago
The Matildas are going to Brasil! We’re going to Brasil! 💚💛
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
5 days ago
“The wench, you idiot! Bring me the wench!”
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Anthony Klan
6 days ago
Antisemitism Envoy Jillian Segal-funded disinformation network “Advance” is now attacking one of the nation’s best and most respected journalists, over doing his job and pointing out the bleeding obvious regarding Israel and the US. This is where we are, Australia’s MAGA.
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Philippe Auclair
6 days ago
A kind of advertising that has all but disappeared. And thank you,
@gralefrit.bsky.social
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Michael West
6 days ago
Beer drinkers pay more tax than gas giants, despite gas 5x the sales, but Uniparty votes down Senate inquiry call by Greens, indis and PHON. That's donations for yous
#whatsthescam
@kimwingerei.bsky.social
#auspol
michaelwest.com.au/hold-my-beer...
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Hold my beer. Uniparty votes down Senate gas inquiry - Michael West
ACT Senator David Pocock's proposal for an inquiry into why gas companies pay less tax than beer drinkers voted down.
https://michaelwest.com.au/hold-my-beer-uniparty-votes-down-senate-gas-inquiry/
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Thanks to idiotic scheduling from the APL, tonight is the only one of the quarter finals I'll see.
6 days ago
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I find it impossible to listen to B52's Love Shack without singing Homer's alternate lyrics
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RanTLaw
6 days ago
If you study history, you learn that wars always end by the arbitrary deadlines set by combatants. WWI, for example, ended by Christmas 1914, as promised.
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