Me: DJ Lagway is going to save the University of Florida… You: He just threw 5 picks? They’re going to fire Billy Napier! Me: Uh huh. EXACTLY

Personally, I appreciate everything DJ Lagway is doing to get Billy Napier fired.

3rd and 10 and the throw is behind the LOS. Jesus Christ I forgot how bad this guy is at play calling

There are occasionally days at my job where I wonder why the hell I’ve stayed here for 10 years. Today is one of those days.

Portrait of an Old Lady, by Jacob Jordaens, 1641, 📸 by Beth Hall

First time I’ve had a dream in Spanish in a long, long time. Maybe this Super Duolingo is legit…

Why is it that so often when I read some statement that’s being blasted on the TL, I read it and think it’s not really THAT big of a deal? Everyone has their pitchfork ready and I’m in the back yelling “Hey guys, I don’t think that’s what he meant. Guys? Hey, why are you burning down his house?”

There’s a non zero chance that Runner’s World website is doing the same thing with bots. Some of their articles are so flat. Wouldn’t be shocked.

They went about this the wrong way. The best thing they could have done was to cook up a fancy sounding journalism award, and call SI to inform them that their fake AI ghostwriter had won, and they needed to attend the ceremony.

Duolingo jamming a spoon full of Super Duolingo into my mouth. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE . UNLIMITED MISTAKES. ISNT IT GREAT

Florida is going to demand Billy Napier hire an OC this offseason. He’s going to go out over the next few days and, much to his surprise, find someone with both NFL and SEC OC experience. I’d like to be the first to welcome University of Florida Offensive Coordinator Matt Canada.

What are the odds of watching multiple teams with a 0.01% of winning a game actually pull off the upset, all in the same season?

Initial reports of heavy traffic on I 75. Better pack some snacks.

L.O.L

Am I going to regret driving to Gainesville for a 7pm kickoff on Thanksgiving weekend? (Y/N)

In OT, each team will attempt to complete one (1) pass beyond the line of scrimmage. The team that’s able to do so first will be declared the winner…

This game rules.

At what age will you judge a family member for allowing their under age child to have an alcoholic beverage at the dinner table? Because my two year old is throwing a fucking fit because we won’t let her drink Mommy’s wine and honestly tomorrow we might just let it rip.

Texas A&M Head Coach White Truffle Gnocchi

Ready to file charges against Billy Napier for defrauding a public institution.

Checking in on my running influencer buddy’s most recent AMA and, oh no…

Idk why, but I’m really craving some gnocchi for lunch right now…

Is Arlis Boardingham still on this team?

Saluting the troops by relying on the nuclear triad: Tre Wilson #3

Black Uniforms:

Trying to remember how to dead lift without destroying my back

Next years stretch goal for @edsbs.bsky.social

Just subscribed to Runner’s World, so see you at the next Olympics, losers.

Reconnecting with my former twitter mutuals

Reconnecting with my former Twitter mutuals

New season of Alone on Netflix, and I’m always stunned by how many of these 40/50 year old men still live at home with their parents.

Reskeet with a photo where u don’t look the least but menacing.

Gm this is what it feels like to be on blue sky

There’s a smoke alarm with a low battery in the building I’m in and my dad senses are about to explode.

Trapped inside a high fence? You’re gate limited.

Showing all my old Twitter pals around BlueSky

posting on both apps when neither is really working

Yes, limiting the amount of content your users can view is actually good for advertisement revenue, why do you ask? (Eye twitch) (Sparks fly out of neck)

Yes, limiting the amount of content your users can view is actually good for advertisement revenue, why do you ask? (Eye twitch) (Sparks fly out of neck)

Oh, Twitter is like DEAD dead, huh?

Coincidence?

Here since the other site now has a rate limit.

Have we reached critical mass yet?

Now what?