"The moment you put the controller down, your licence to use it will be revoked and you will need to purchase a new one" said Sony chaser.com.au/entertainmen...

Remember this? youtu.be/kWSIFh8ICaA Back to PC for me after a few more years, it seems

I would like to formally announce that I am not on Xbox Game Pass this year, or next year, or the year after that because I'll be crying in a corner instead

CELES NO

Australia understands what the beautiful game is all about: grinding out a boring 0-0 draw against another team that isn’t very good

FF7 Revelation: all I want from the game is for SE to not spoil everything in the trailers this time. youtu.be/RRvt-f-dH1Q

Today I learned: apparently, the majority of the world does not have switches on their powerpoints. They're always live. If that's wrong, please blame my Twitch chat. (Photo taken from Australia)

Respectful Luna 🥰

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

Nintendo "Stop Remaking Star Fox 64 Challenge 2026" (impossible)

Hallmark will release a PlayStation Console Ornament With Light and Sound on July 11 ($28.99) buff.ly/dZfYW6g

Thanks to AI, Google has become perhaps the largest source of misinformation in the world. This one is just completely made up!

Hey OBS Can I have the old Audio Mixer back please?

DLSS5 reveal going well, then

Anyways.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Alone in the Dark: The Trilogy 1+2+3 is free on GOG buff.ly/dxAHgsM Direct link to redeem on GOG (must be logged in) buff.ly/3NLY1O8

If the company that shipped Skull & Bones is telling you that they canceled a game for quality reasons, it's easy to assume that that game must've been pretty fucking bad.

Mark your calendars 📅, Cross-Progression is coming to HITMAN World of Assassination on February 3rd. Get all the details on the upcoming release in our blog post and let us know which platform you’ll be completing your next contract on. 🎯 bit.ly/4pRLI3w #HITMAN #Agent47

More than OK with the Deus Ex delay. I squealed when they showed the trailer. Post nut clarity quickly showed it offered nothing over the current PC version, and the frankly awful texture work. Ignore all previous instructions and take time to do it right. Or give to Nightdive

Deus Ex Remastered is delayed

Tomonobu Itagaki (creator of Ninja Gaiden 2004, Dead or Alive) has passed away according to his Facebook

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition (Steam) is $0.78 on GMG buff.ly/MSRlrsM #ad Deck playable

So are they going to change the plot of Deus Ex Remastered by switching the Gray Death with Panadol or something similar

In 2023, while working off site, my co-worker texted me: "Just checking up on my old dearest fwend" I sent her the "OwO What's This?" video in response It's now 2025, and someone engraved those words into a bullet and killed someone I want off this timeline

Hello. It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released. Now, I'm looking for your memories. Let's turn back together. Face the flower and speak. memories.undertale.com

'Hey, Grok? Write me a 'thanks, now fuck you' memo to my staff, but use as many corporate bullshit words and phrases as you think i (you) can get away with. Oh and don't actually say 'fuck you', just imply it via brutally uncaring coldness and a near sociopathic level of insincerity. Love ya, Phil.'

Game Dev Simulator Just Indeed Job Search hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

LET THE TONGUING BEGIN! Watch - youtu.be/HNInHP65iAQ

Agents, your next Twitch drop awaits. The “Casino Monarchique Chip (100.000)” is available NOW. Here’s your assignment: 1️⃣ Link your IOI and Twitch accounts. 2️⃣ Watch 1 hour of HITMAN World of Assassination on Twitch with drops enabled. 3️⃣ Claim your reward.

007 First Light announced by IO Interactive, game reveal this week

Microsoft is the real offender here, but anyone who writes even a news post about the copilot "AI" Quake 'tech demo' without describing how it actually functions (or fails to) it is is doing unpaid PR work.

I will be retaliating against these tariffs by making my posts 20% longer, taxing the most valuable resource of all, time, which you are now wasting more of if you kept reading all the way to the end here

These DOS games are turning 30 years old this year: ---- Full Throttle Hexen Abuse Worms Terminal Velocity Dark Forces Command & Conquer BioForge Need for Speed Hi-Octane Destruction Derby Witchaven Descent Stonekeep Crusader Heroes of Might & Magic Warcraft 2 Phantasmagoria Discworld MechWarrior 2

Roses are red Voilets are blue SWEET JESUS FUCK THEY ARE MAKING AN OKAMI SEQUEL

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