I really warmed up to Silksong after being a long time Hollow Knight hater. I still haven't done the Prison event because until today, I never got caught by the jailers. When I did just get caught, I was infected with the parasite, which ended up murdering the jailer after the screen went black.

There really needs to be a rule in pharmacy lines that if there's an issue with whatever you're picking up, you get moved to a new line to sort it out, instead of holding up the pickup line for 25 minutes trying to negotiate with the pharmacist.

I'm not the only one that immediately thought of this meme with her victory pose, right? #Umamusume #ElCondorPasa

If anyone is looking to add me in the Horse Girl Game, here's my trainer ID. I cannot promise that I won't be choosing "Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin" in the jukebox every time I log on, though. 987447384550

I clicked on skip, fully expecting a loss in the URA Finale when I saw Haru Urara in 14th place during the final stretch... I never should have doubted her. Here's the whole race. #Umamusume

If I punished my dice for how bad my luck was, I'd be running a Dice Supermax by now.

I keep telling people that I have the worst luck on earth and they don't believe me. I rolled a D20 next to me and it landed on 1. Twice in a row.

PSA: Have seen case ads saying "fits original #Switch & #Switch2" -These systems are NOT the same size, & sure enough when I looked into it the case dimensions were short. Dug further & some even had shady PS altering, so just be sure to check any case dimensions-Here's specs cap via Nintendo's site

This is all I do/play anymore. twitch.tv/ChaosD1

What's a negative annoying quirk you inherited from your family? Mine is "I'll put this over here so I don't forget where I put it!" *forgets immediately*

Literally 1984

Currently watching the 2017 version of Kino's Journey to figure out why it has such terribly jank vibes. The 2003 version enthralled me. Sure the original had some jank episodes and tried a little too hard to be "artsy" at times, but this 2017 version just feels stale and off all the time.

Inconsequential Pet Peeve that exclusively bothers me and me alone: When people make the Simpsons reference to "Lousy Smarch Weather" in March. The joke was that the school was meeting about misprinted calendars ("...of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month.") "Smarch" is January, damn it!

People have the absolutely hardest time not engaging with obvious bait. The urge to "dunk on" someone who's seeking negative attention seems deep-rooted in their psychology but I'm BEGGING you all to heed this advice. Nothing hurts socmed faster than people spreading hate in an attempt to "pwn."

I don't think I want to watch Puppy Bowl this year... Last year crossed a line.

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Thanks, I hate it! (If you are my age, this is going to hurt.) youtube.com/shorts/q6vPV...

MMO Grinder Edition. I will only entertain discussion on the bottom left and top right.

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I heard there's always money in these things!

Just checking in to let you all know I still have nothing interesting to say!

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Just flew in from the hellsite and boy is my brain tired. When I say things like "I hate pseudo-intellectuals," it's dumb dudes like this who fit the bill. Bro arrogantly gives a horoscope-tier-vague definition of "Woke" by noting it as a adjective, then immediately defining it as a noun.

Oquossoc, Maine April 8th 3:31 pm

Currently up in Maine (you know why) and we just finished up an escape room. My "proudest moment" was triumphantly saying "Taco Koho!" by arranging a pair of letters, and started looking around the room for an ad or souvenir from"Taco Koho". I then realized it was supposed to spell "Coat Hook".

The Puppy Bowl was a fucking ride.

When I say "some people need to stay off Tiktok" what I really mean is "My father needs to stop sending me AI-voiced conspiracy videos at 3am."

You got Vampire Survivors in my NIKKE! www.twitch.tv/chaosd1

Doing this again. Same link!

Live with Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/chaosd1

NO SPOILERS, I played Sonic Superstars... I'm just gonna say... It was developed by Arzest The team that made Balan Wonderworld, New Yoshi's Island and Hey! Pikmin, and uh... I hope it gets a day one patch ^^;

Spooky season on bluesky

This is mostly just a test, but here's one of my favorite classic meme images/quotes just for you, Bluesky.

People have the absolutely hardest time not engaging with obvious bait. The urge to "dunk on" someone who's seeking negative attention seems deep-rooted in their psychology but I'm BEGGING you all to heed this advice. Nothing hurts socmed faster than people spreading hate in an attempt to "pwn."

With all of us coming here to Bluesky, we are all essentially hitting a big reset button. Twitter promoted a lot of toxic unhealthy traits in the pursuit for clout thanks to its awful algorithm. Here, those toxic fucks don't have an algorithm to push their bullshit. This is a huge chance for us.

Lastest disXourse includes "Haha person who said maybe crime stats overblown got murdered!" There are two different instances of this. RWs are actual deathcultist ghouls.

Patreon hitting us with that "1990s Gateway computer logo" nostalgia.

Patreon started making a Rorschach test and forgot to fold the paper in half.

Patreon just asked their 5-year old graphic designer to draw Africa from memory.

One of the movies my wife watches every Halloween is this absolutely disjointed 90s af movie called Practical Magic. It's basically the perfect example of the problem with "and then" storytelling. A prime use for the "it's just a bunch of stuff that happened" Simpsons meme.

Nothing like the shouting cacophony of a 12+ person party in a small restaurant. "It's my birthday and I'm about to make it EVERYONE'S PROBLEM!"

This is just a straight up amazing extension. I re-found so many of you over here using this. Thanks to @marzgurl.bsky.social for pointing it out. chrome.google.com/webstore/det...

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Due to Twitter and most reactions on social media, the word "Joking" will now be defined as "saying something objectively wrong, but having a bunch of people prove it to you after you've said it."

Clinical gamer nerd brain be like... This TikTok's intent and most comments: "This Sonic level has some great funky music!" My brain: The fuck you mean "when you get to" Emerald Hill Zone? It's the first level! Are you saying this is a reward for the arduous task of pressing "start"?

I know I'm basically just a shitposting has-been with bad jokes, so I'm aware I'm the last person to call something cringe... ...but dear god, I can't get past how fucking corny the comment section on r/nosleep is. It's a subreddit rule to pretend the stories are real and its... its just so dumb.

I'ma be real, Times Square is incredibly unimpressive IRL.