Yesterday's outages were just a small systems test from Skynet. No cause for concern.

Yay tomorrow #SonicRacingCrossWorlds is giving us back Tuxedo Mask! 😜 (Been missing my car wings from network test!) Then "Joker-fest" event begins Thurs 23rd at 8pm ET thru Sun 26th ending at 8pm ET.

If you know me, you know just how greatly I appreciate this one...

Streaming service ads be like "scan code to add this random thing to your cart for $299.99!" and I'm like, bytch if I can't even front for the extra 3 bucks a month to not see your ads in the first place.... 🙄

Stream is unfortunately not working out, OBS and gameplay are not playing nice, but! I will be recording my time with the game (it’s turned into a spooky girls night recording 🤭) and I’ll have the vid up on the YouTube channel within the next few days.

It's like people are just now discovering u can blow up stickers since the minecraft dlc or something. Behold! The power was in u all along! Don't let a square kart be your only canvas! #SonicRacingCrossWorlds (not sure if qualifies for #Picnanigans, but I put thought into getting pose shots so...)

Thank you everyone who came out tonight! I hope yas had a grool time! Special thanks again to @mistressookami.bsky.social for a fetch Girls night!

aaaand WE'RE LIVE! twitch.tv/themistressj

We got about a half hourish slight delay due to sudden something popping up. BUT we are still GO for tonight! See you at about 7:30pm-ish cst for a grool October 3rd Riffnanigans! twitch.tv/themistressj

It's October 3rd, and me & @mistressookami.bsky.social are having a Girls night! Tonight at 7pm cst, we hope grood timez will be had by all! So *beep* "Get in loser, we're goin' riffing!" 😉 twitch.tv/themistressj

😝 #SonicRacingCrossWorlds #MarioKartWorld

#NintendoSwitch ppl left out being the only platform who doesn't get #SonicRacingCrossWorlds early access preorder perk:

Started long overdo #KingOfTheHill rewatch and just had this ep on today! Poor lil fishies gettin drugged by Hank Hillsenberg! He Baiting Bad! 😆

You can like 2 things, why's it gotta be an either or? Both #MarioKartWorld & #SonicRacingCrossworlds are fun! Both games have certain features the other lacks. I def think there are some things to tweak in MKW, but I don't think Sonic leaves it unplayable now. It's just new & shiny (& super fast!)

Shame on you, Rock, for your incredibly unsanitary meat handling practices!.. mooo... I mean, boooo!

Have sooo many silly pics for posts been sittin' on-since so much been making me MIA this year, but I shall try not to bombard. Was cleanin out some & got to those from Februrary before urge overtook. I do believe they were saved with the same "immediately came to mind silly caption" intentions tho.

"Surrender the tuna. You have 10 seconds to comply."

When Bojack & Mr. Peanutbutter had too much to drink...

"Get in bytches, we're going shopping!"

Posted an update vid explaining what we have planned for the podcast this season and next season. Check it out: youtu.be/SFx1VwXreh8

and make it a double!

I really thought they were gonna drop (or at least mention) Mario Sunshine for GC virtual console on the #NintendoDirect, especially since they had teased it way back with the virtual console announcement. Never got it on the limited switch pack. Ah well, I can wait :)

I believe there was already a cardboard #VirtualBoy.... 😜 #NintendoDirect

..So aside from all that, there's been some more various crap we need not go into, so thaaat is why I have been mia again. Hope to stream soon- We are where we left off on DK. Wanted to experience on stream with yous! ❤️ So much on back log & so much in store! Will keep u posted!

Consider self a light sleeper but since was in so much pain from all the water/ceiling debris clean up, I'd been taking stuff at nights to help-so entirely possible. 🤷‍♀️ Either way, that shit fatal & can be dormant for like a year so practice is better safe than sorry. Still sux.

PSA- u can sleep thru bat contact & since hole in ceiling been there, animal control should NOT have let it go & should've tested it. I found sus marks later past hairline/figured urgent care would be like "nah". Was sent to ER & they were "myeea" so had 2 go thru unfun vax series.

Finally got to see Superman (I really enjoyed it) & I am pretty sure there are some dimensional/multiversnanigans afoot where Guy Lantern is Stewart's father... that WOULD explain why he was never around!🤔 *He SO needs to say "look what I can do" before "ringing" something sometime! 🤪

Sooo was randomly browsing new releases in Nintendo eshop & I see that #SonicRacingCrossworlds open network test starts tommorrow for US! Aug 28th 9pm PST - Sept 1st 9pm PST! Is on both #NintendoSwitch & #NintendoSwitch2. You can download now so all ready to play when starts!

My IMMEDIATE thought of Mega Victreebel was that plant thing from the 80s MLP movie! #PokemonLegendsZA

Bat did NOT go in da hole & I dunno wtf was hiding. Guy almost didn't come out again. Then he lost track & almost gave up. Bat's gone now, trying to B&E some other house blocks away. Showered, in pain, will have to sterilize/clean stuff later. Sleeping with light on JUST in it case wasn't alone.

Had PLANNED to stream 2nite but universe trying to force an origin story on me with now the THIRD bat I've had "magically" appear in my apt. By the time animal control could make it out it, bat most likely (back?) in ceiling hole neighbor was nice enough to make-i am very not ok.

...Watch out Toad, they might come for you next!😱🐮🍔 #MarioKartWorld #Picnanigans #NintendoSwitch2

My #Picnanigans response to peta police going after #MarioKartWorld cow... 🐮🍔🤪 #NintendoSwitch2

Happy belated Bday to Pazuzu, who turned 6 on Tuesday! (Would've posted earlier but went from recovered migraine stint to raining ceiling debris to deal with. At least didn't happen WHILE migraine was active!) Took a bit to go thru past pics, but late's fitting for #Caturday post- LOVE U ZUZU!❤️

Hopefully stream tomorrow- Been dealing w/ 3rd diff place jerk upstairs causing water damage on me. This time ceiling chunks came down leaving a nice hole/debris. Luckily nothing important ruined (yet). But now LL can't fix years overdue stuff cause has to deal with new damages 😡

TY everyone who came out to #DonkeyKongBananza stream tonight! I hope u had fun! The #Picnanigans are on, like, well u know... 😜 Decided to go with DK & "Rocky" crop shot here before discovered the cam mode. I really like how it came out. And yay Rocky still lives as rock!.. til next time-we'll see!

aaaand WE'RE LIVE with #DonkeyKongBananza! twitch.tv/themistressj

We'll get down to monkey business in a few minutes. Running a wee behind - must appease the masters (kitties) with extra food so they don't go bananas, do some final spine stretches/refill water etc... Let's saaaay, 10 minutes! twitch.tv/themistressj

In about a half hour-ish we'll unleash the bananagans as we pop the cherry, er, banana on #DonkeyKongBananza! Super excited we get to add this to the roster! (thank you again, SO MUCH!!!) See yas soon! twitch.tv/themistressj

Obviously stream didn't happen yesterday (sorry, health/environment kickin my arse) SO we're trying for tonight! Was able to get bkg set up & made sure settings were all still the same (which yay, twitch & slobs been good there). Pending any surprises, we SHOULD be go in about an hour-ish or so!

"Who is driving? Oh my god bear is driving, how can this be?!"

Hank just became "pro-sheen!" 😝 I, myself, do actually enjoy Pusheen & Pusheen accessories. 🥰

Catchin up on house duties. If pain threshold doesn't take me out, hoping we can start DK stream 2nite! FYI- I spent way too long makin' a sparkle/glitter banana gif for the background, which of course shall prob lead to a sparkle Nanners of some form soon! (couldn't NOT sparklefy a crystal 'nana!)

I made a little DK Rap tribute in Mario Paint today

So much video game stuff & cartoons... I'd be surprised if skynet doesn't false flag me. I feel my youtube viewing days are numbered, cause I really don't wanna give all that info just to view a site... Maybe I've had my acct long enough that I'll be good.🤞🤷‍♀️

Last few weeks have been adventures in urgent care/increased medical issues & apartment/lord of the land (still unresolved) crap. Lack of streaming has NOT been for lack of want. Also spine Doc conflicting PT "pain directions" so lets see how much better or more damaged I get the next 6 weeks!

Weeks of increasing pain/constant shocks/sensations-Pretty sure I got messed up while I've been macgyvering apt fix stuff (which shouldn't have had to be doin in the 1st place-so that's enraging) Still so much can do nothing about🤷‍♀️-Luckily spine doc can get me in Aug. The SUX just keep on comin tho.

aaaand WE'RE LIVE! twitch.tv/themistressj