Damnit, I was phonemogged by some asshole callmaxing at 6am

Top 10 rejected #Transformers sublines 10. Rise of Titans 9. Legacy of Siege 8. Dark of the Cyberworld 7. Thrilling Wars 6. Generations of Primes 5. SS Mystery of Convoy 4. Hunt for the Combiner Limbs 3. War for Kingdom 2. SS IDW ROTF Prequel Comics 1. Power of the CHUG

Watching an old British Baking Show, they're making fruitcake. I cackled at Paul Hollywood saying "how much moisture is that fruit going to release?"

@williambwest.bsky.social was the best of us. I had the pleasure of being in his orbit for 15 years. We would exchange messages on social media and even did some podcasts together.

It's funny how GIJOE's 1980s cartoon is a bit more mature and dramatic than the Transformers series produced in tandem, and yet the legacy ends up being that GIJOE is campy and Transformers is the serious sci fi series with deep lore.

Chinese carmaker BYD unveils a recharge as fast as filling up with petrol. And no need to wear gloves. Certainly not coming to a forecourt near you in America because the fossil fuel giants and their puppets in government like making lots and lots of cool money from easily-conned petrolheads.

I'm low-key shit maxxing on God Gen z on the toilet

"a whole civilization will die tonight!" I yell as I jerk off into the toilet

It's still possible that Artemis II can return to Earth and it's all blown up.

What the fuck is thus

If I put text over pictures of me in front of a brick wall with a microphone it's like I'm doing stand up.

If you're going to boycott Harry Potter, may I suggest checking out IDW's Transformers series, which is filled with LGBTQ representation. Even aside from the examples attached, the pages are full of metaphorical stories about belonging and representation. Yes they put the Trans in Transformers! 🥁

If for some reason you follow me here but nowhere else, I'll be performing in Crash Improv this Saturday April 4 at Comedy Sportz in Milwaukee.

Gee Chuck, what if during the course of the events of the movie she becomes more noble and responsible? Is that kind of character growth allowed or does the movie have to stick to a phrase on the poster? Have any of your books subverted expectations set by the cover to delight the reader?

Holy shit

Anyone who acts like "Smells like Teen Spirit" changed everything and all the rock stations turned to grunge forgets how much AEROSMITH we listened to in the mid 90s.

Happy Friday the 13th! Thanks to @cassielikesassy.bsky.social for the ink!

I misread snapdragon as snoopdragon and now I picture snoop dogg Breathing fire

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

international women’s day

@reckless.bsky.social apple is advertising on Facebook and Instagram for the first time in years. Maybe a decade? Very weird.

My relatives at the family gathering: Hey! There he is finally came down join us huh? Me trying to sneak by them to grab a snack from the kitchen without being noticed:

When I take my ADHD medicine before playing video games it's Game Boy Vyvanse

This is blackout poetry to me

here it is, this is it, the most hilarious response to any Transformers social media promotion possible, of all time

Do you like Hades 2? Hey Deez two nuts!

the only thing more bud light powerful than hate is love

You can do prostate cancer tests with blood now. It just doesn't seem fair. I was hoping there'd be more diseases we could diagnose with a finger up the butt not less.

I get to experience what it's like for a non English speaker to listen to almost any popular music for 10 minutes. It's neat.

50 Cent must be pretty confident he doesn't have any skeletons in his closet considering the massive amount of shit he talks. I respect it.

My group chat is all about Enclose.horse I feel like when Wordle was new that I need to play and I'm stupid if I don't get a good score. Today I am stupid.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Watching the news

Robert Plant?

Rolling credits on Hades 2. having played the original only a few weeks before jumping in here, waiting to see if a 3rd entry comes will be a long wait.

this board game looks like it will play an ad after every 3 turns.

I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.

stepping on a LEGO? still free.

he gets to be a hero, but when I carry a kid across a river I get put on a watch list.

I ordered wings at the punk club. got BBQ. thought about buffalo but you never know how hot that shit is and I wasn't about to have an accident here.

friends of @williambwest.bsky.social I just found out he had a pretty serious emergency surgery due to a stroke. there's a gofundme for his family, any bit helps! www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Prince Adam wearing his Apple Watch to track his heart rate when he transforms into He-Man.

They won't tell you this But you can use a Soundwave to store 8 Nintendo Switch games

John Steed and Emma Peel will return in Avengers Doomsday

Hot Take: James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender should have been cast in Avengers Doomsday over their older counterparts. Patrick Stewart's Xavier has had a grand send off more than once, and the character has died on screen THREE TIMES. I love him but let him go.

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

@reckless.bsky.social the SharkNinja episode of decoder has radicalized my wife. two shark vacuums since then and now a shark air purifier for Christmas. sadly my plea for party speakers have not come to fruition. at least the air purifier looks like a party speaker.