Prince Adam wearing his Apple Watch to track his heart rate when he transforms into He-Man.

They won't tell you this But you can use a Soundwave to store 8 Nintendo Switch games

John Steed and Emma Peel will return in Avengers Doomsday

Hot Take: James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender should have been cast in Avengers Doomsday over their older counterparts. Patrick Stewart's Xavier has had a grand send off more than once, and the character has died on screen THREE TIMES. I love him but let him go.

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

@reckless.bsky.social the SharkNinja episode of decoder has radicalized my wife. two shark vacuums since then and now a shark air purifier for Christmas. sadly my plea for party speakers have not come to fruition. at least the air purifier looks like a party speaker.

when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me

how come when I drive bike into box in Metroid I receive health but drive into box in life I receive harm

I left Mike Wallace in El Segundo

@reckless.bsky.social the ultimate prize in this Wisconsin Dells arcade.

Jetfire set an unrealistic standard for what a Commander class figure could or should be. has as much heft and firepower as Superion, despite Superion being a commander + 4 deluxe.

today is Snoop Dogg's birthday. he turns 54. when I was a teenager he was an adult. he was a lot older than me. now he's somehow only 8 years older than me.

can you have hallucinations of just sound? or smell?

I don't know what Hollow Knight is and at this point I'm afraid to ask

the WHAT

Contemplating changing my name to "DJ Beast Machine"

She's happy. Tortured Poets had to happen because she had all those songs to just get out of her system because she knew she was happy. Showgirl isn't going to be an Era, it's going to be a reboot. The material she makes after this is going to redefine Swift in a way that we can not predict.

According to my research, Galactus is older than the known universe, with capabilities beyond our understanding. I, the smartest man in the world, have devised a plan to defeat him.

Superman is Barbie for men

@gameovergreggy.bsky.social while you're pondering why the Kent's are so bad on the phone, remember they are from Kansas. It might be their first time using a phone.

Couldnt find my superman shirt so I wore late night with @gameovergreggy.bsky.social shirt.

Maga guy at the Social Distortion show the other night. I flipped him the bird when he looked my way. Some woman heroically knocked his hat off and he left.

Briefly thought that Scarlett Johansson was playing a banjo and was suddenly 100% more interested in the franchise.

The Crashmore Trailer is perhaps my favorite #ITYSL sketch, its a hilarious parody of action movie trailers and then has a shock twist for a joke at the end that makes immediately rewatching the entire 2 minutes even funnier.

The difference between social networks is wild. Tens of thousands of likes and shares and comments on a tiktok. While here my posts are ignored by the few followers I have.

I've got a viral video right now for the first time in a long time, it's nuts.

Mikey loves sitting in my chair at my workspace. I put a second chair next to it so that I can move him or the chair and still sit. Now there are two and I can't sit.

I know it's pride and I should not judge anyway but why does my female dog try to hump my male cat?

Reminder to just focus on Kool-Adi-Moedee and Go to Work.

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The movie ticket industry has caught up with concert tickets for creating bullshit hoops to jump through to give them money. I logged in with my amazon account on Fandango and connected to get into Superman. Every seat appears to be open, and I get this notification regardless of what seat I select.

*"Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine plays*

God damn it Gideon what did I tell you about becoming a sidekick for all kinds of superheroes. They are gonna be out getting tons of that crazy pussy from aliens with magic powers and shit while you are cleaning cum off their cape with a fuckin kryptonite magic eraser.

He's gone full Hux.

@gameovergreggy.bsky.social check your target!

Well yeah, he's a corrupt liar

With 86 Megatron on the way, I would really love it if Hasbro does another series of g1 comic boxes with Megatron and Galvatron in comic colors.

Went to the Sessanta show tonight with A Perfect Circle, Primus and Puscifer. They told every one no cameras except the last son but honestly you couldn't see them on stage at all so I wouldn't have taken many pictures anyway.

Why buy a switch 2 when I can crack the screen on my phone and buy a new one of those instead?

Waiter "...and for you, sir? Me: "I'll have Robert Palmer" My wife "honey you mean an Arnold Palmer?" Me thinking about 6 identical models playing new wave music: "oh yeah sure"

I finished my desert

My version of "playing with toys" is just putting figures together who don't belong.

Picked this up for @seanorange.bsky.social to keep his Famicom clean.

Thinking of updating my email name to "Mail Delivery Subsystem" and then setting and out of office auto reply with a delivery incomplete message

Stop calling A.I. slop “art” and real human-created works “content”

Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico

@reckless.bsky.social Janet Jackson courtesy of this speaker at the southwest bag check of Milwaukee's airport