Skeletor

Fun with Whatsapp scammers. Note, I do not speak Spanish so this was all using translations.

The target employee who did this chose violence

Do you think Ken Block is spinning in his grave because he liked spinning so much in life?

Succulent Chinese Wheels acquired. I promptly wrecked it too. #forzahorizon6

Happy pride month🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🤖

Hot take: release of the Epstein files changes nothing. Even if it proved Trump's guilt, he's already been tried and convicted of other crimes and was still reelected. Congress won't act, his supporters will cry hoax and witch hunt. There's only one way this president leaves office.

Apex Midwest Dad Washing the car in the driveway

Pythona enjoys the company of her new pet, Quickstrike.

Of someone uses two slang phrases to describe you, it's never good or complimentary. "Unc is chopped" "Oh thanks, I've been working out"

After much consideration, my Rock Band alter ego OPTIMUS CRIME will not be performing at the Freedom 250 Concert.

I wish I could blame bowie knife99 for this but this was my own doing. #forzahorizon6

Truly don't understand why Batman movies keep getting darker and more adult. "Oh he's a dark character" Ask any fan what the best iteration of Batman is and the answer will swiftly be a show that aired after Tiny Toons.

Da Boys (Series, 2019 - 2026)

The narrative around star wars online is exhausting. The new movie is fun. The shows in the Disney era have been good. It is important to remember that blogs and social posts saying "Star Wars sucks now" are basically the only sure bets for clicks and traffic.

I hope this is full of movies.

New post on my website about exhaustion over AI. zacshipley.com/a-i-exhausti...

As far as I can tell, there has never been a TMNT story where one of them says "What the Foot? This feels like a tremendous oversight for a franchise so steeped in one liners.

New Sentinel Prime alt mode is wild.

Wondering about Mister Fantastic.

@davidpierce.xyz @reckless.bsky.social I probably missed a "why" but I just want to confirm there was no Vergecast on Friday May 15.

Trying to lose weight, the doctor suggested AI. So now I'm talking to Chat GLP "What should I have for dinner?" "Nothing you fat fuck!"

The Conglomeration #AEW

It's official, I am the mystery tag team partner for @danhausen.bsky.social at WWE Backlash tonight. Very evil, very nice, very Zachausen

Every guy in a videogame:

New post on zacshipley.com I need the rebel alliance to be real. zacshipley.com/rebel-rebel/

My blurry selfie with @francescahongwi.bsky.social made it into her Instagram post today.

Rise of Skywalker isn't perfect, but if I could change one thing… At the climax, when Rey is hearing the inspiring words of all Jedi who came before, I wish Mace Windu said "HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE"

Getting compliments on my Rodimus B-Boy cosplay at #midwestgamingclassic

Damnit, I was phonemogged by some asshole callmaxing at 6am

Top 10 rejected #Transformers sublines 10. Rise of Titans 9. Legacy of Siege 8. Dark of the Cyberworld 7. Thrilling Wars 6. Generations of Primes 5. SS Mystery of Convoy 4. Hunt for the Combiner Limbs 3. War for Kingdom 2. SS IDW ROTF Prequel Comics 1. Power of the CHUG

Watching an old British Baking Show, they're making fruitcake. I cackled at Paul Hollywood saying "how much moisture is that fruit going to release?"

@williambwest.bsky.social was the best of us. I had the pleasure of being in his orbit for 15 years. We would exchange messages on social media and even did some podcasts together.

It's funny how GIJOE's 1980s cartoon is a bit more mature and dramatic than the Transformers series produced in tandem, and yet the legacy ends up being that GIJOE is campy and Transformers is the serious sci fi series with deep lore.

Chinese carmaker BYD unveils a recharge as fast as filling up with petrol. And no need to wear gloves. Certainly not coming to a forecourt near you in America because the fossil fuel giants and their puppets in government like making lots and lots of cool money from easily-conned petrolheads.

I'm low-key shit maxxing on God Gen z on the toilet

"a whole civilization will die tonight!" I yell as I jerk off into the toilet

It's still possible that Artemis II can return to Earth and it's all blown up.

What the fuck is thus

If I put text over pictures of me in front of a brick wall with a microphone it's like I'm doing stand up.

If you're going to boycott Harry Potter, may I suggest checking out IDW's Transformers series, which is filled with LGBTQ representation. Even aside from the examples attached, the pages are full of metaphorical stories about belonging and representation. Yes they put the Trans in Transformers! 🥁

If for some reason you follow me here but nowhere else, I'll be performing in Crash Improv this Saturday April 4 at Comedy Sportz in Milwaukee.

Gee Chuck, what if during the course of the events of the movie she becomes more noble and responsible? Is that kind of character growth allowed or does the movie have to stick to a phrase on the poster? Have any of your books subverted expectations set by the cover to delight the reader?

Holy shit

Anyone who acts like "Smells like Teen Spirit" changed everything and all the rock stations turned to grunge forgets how much AEROSMITH we listened to in the mid 90s.

Happy Friday the 13th! Thanks to @cassielikesassy.bsky.social for the ink!

I misread snapdragon as snoopdragon and now I picture snoop dogg Breathing fire

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

international women’s day