This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

So are they just going to keep playing until Argentina wins?

I know we aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead, but since McConnell's people are claiming he's still alive we can say whatever we want about that rancid-ass bitch

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I can never go to Australia because if a mugger tried to rob me with an Australian accent I would just start laughing, and then I would get murdered.

One day, many years from now, when my children are cleaning out my house, they will find my collection of their baby teeth. I'm just sad I won't be alive to see the looks on their faces.

Grabbed the wrong carton and poured orange juice into my tea. Honestly, could be worse. Will still drink entire mug

I would like to have seen Montana

Are either of them dead yet?

The Trumps are so corrupt they don't even think they are corrupt. Their entire world view is built on the idea that if you can get away with it, its ok to do. They think people who don't cheat and steal are too stupid to cheat and steal.

I am being stalked...by a spider. Four days ago i spotted a small spider with distinctive markings on my key board. I tried to shoo it away (I was in a meeting and couldn't go get a glass to try and trap it). The spider landed on the table next to my desk. I glanced over to see

I would kill or die for Larry

I dont believe that Trump has a mistress; that rumor only helps him because it makes him look virile and capable. The right pretend to be sanctimonious but they love that macho BS. Is there a young woman willing to change his diaper in exchange for proximity to power? That I believe.

Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

Senate map update. Alaska is leaning Democratic again, but only with strong turnout. That puts Democrats at 50 seats. 50 isn’t enough. A 50-50 Senate gives JD Vance the tie-breaking vote. If Democrats win Maine, North Carolina, and Alaska, they’ll need Iowa, Ohio, or Texas to take control. Vote!

Donald Trump must resign

The last time the Knicks won an NBA championship, the president resigned in disgrace the following year

Tax billionaires out of existence

Hearing bagpipes twice daily emanating from my neighbor's house the last two days. Today we drove by to see the house covered in blue and white flags. What a way to find out their Scottish

Everyone's allowed to have their own interests. Some people are into cars or horses. For some its sports, or vintage Barbies. Some people are really into defrauding the American people of as much money as possible before their rotting corpse finally sloughs off this mortal coil. To each their own.

Being in your 40's means realizing you may have ruined your entire morning by eating ice cream before bed

Kind of weird conversation with the pediatrician today with her making lots of suggestions about what to feed my child so he gains weight without a) asking me what he currently eats, or b) asking what his food allergies are. And also, how the hell is any of this helpful if you have a child

Somehow in this country being elite/elitism means being intelligent, educated, participating in/supporting the arts, and expressing concern about people in other countries and NOT Having power, having money, exploiting others, cheating the system, using the law as a cudgel to get your way.

I really hate that purchasing anything from a company now means I will get twice-daily emails from them forever

Exciting news!! Former Interior Secretary Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Democratic primary for Governor and if elected, she will make history as the nation’s first Native American woman to serve as governor. 

A Joyous Pride to all who celebrate!

It's only Monday but it's already June

All I want is to live in a quiet country cottage surrounded by nature that also has a Starbucks within walking distance

The 7-year old showing me what's in his Lego base. 7 yo: there's his backpack, his Nobel peace prize... Me: He has a Nobel peace prize? 7 yo: Yeah, cause he killed Godzilla

So what adjustments are needed to the system so corrupt pedophiles don't get elected to public office anymore?

For mother's day, my daughter got me four little burbs and paint pens. This afternoon we each got to paint one. Their names are Richard Burbage, Burbara Walters, LadyBurb Johnson, and Steven Spielburb

Mixing Benadryl with alcohol for a good time/treating my poison ivy rash

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

Do not poison your mind with "who will read this? Who will like this?" Aren't you already in love with these characters wanting their stories told who have chosen you as their scribe? What a privilege to go on an adventure together and make them real for others. Nothing else matters. ❤️‍🔥

Happy May Day! I'm not able to take the day off work, but I am really half-assing it today. Does that count?

I would rather meet a drag queen in the woods than a bear Drag Queen > Bear > Strange Man

New newsletter from @woodenvelt.bsky.social! Samantha shares some beautiful insight and some exciting new updates in this month's issue!

Call me a crazy commie, but I don’t think companies should be rewarded for laying off workers

You can take a horticulture, but you can't make her think

My dog sleeping in the sun making weird little mouth noises

Support your local drag queens

Absolutely not an authority here but a sitting American VP campaigning for another country's president is weird, right? Like that's a conflict of interest or foreign interference or something, right? That can't be legal, is it?

Is real estate novelist still a viable profession?

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"ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented, according to the Marine Corps."

Anti-trans laws will lead to people having to prove their gender to the powers that be. You do realize that means genital inspections for teen girls, right? Genital. Inspections. Of young girls. By adults. If you object to that, then maybe back the f*ck off and leave the nice trans people alone.