Billionaire Kevin O'leary says two people fighting against data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out it's just two locals and they make a hilarious video calling him out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDy6...

In a few years, the next big technological breakthrough will be a fax machine for objects.

Decentralize AI

I feel an urge to hoard toilet paper (unused) and masks (also unused).

Are we buying more or just paying more?

Can someone make a picture of a Spirit Airlines plane with a Spirit Halloween banner on it?

Don’t share anything you wouldn’t want posted on the break room wall.

Amazing….Mike D doing "So What’cha Want" with his sons' band 🔥

This explains why something happened, but I don’t remember what.

I need a ballroom… for DEEZ NUTS!

I think the best indicator for the health of the American economy is the price of “I did that” stickers of the current president.

This is just telling enemies of America that the military is now defenseless against weaponized flu. Should they wear n95 masks into battle?

Ugh if my wife didn’t spend so much at the grocery store, we could afford to Uber Eats every meal.

Poop or die trying

We are aware of the dissatisfaction related to Pokémon Champions, and would like to improve the quality of the game, but when we attempted to contact Game Freak they responded with: "pokopia made us sooooooooo much fucking money lmao". We are still on hold for further discussion. Thanks for playing!

I just realized Nintendo doesn’t sell handheld consoles like they used to (3DS, DS, etc). That made me feel really old. I guess that’s what cell phones are for now?

I’m glad they launched that rocket while the moon is mostly full so the astronauts can see where they’re going.

DJT says Iran asked for a ceasefire. This is his cover for backing out. Once again: TACO

Rusty TSA Agent Sticks Hand Into Wrong Cavity

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

We now have Warped Tour, new episodes of Scrubs and Malcolm in the Middle, and a war in the Middle East. I feel like I’ve lived through this before.

Gas?

Dentists should have a grown-up toy bin full of Zyn, cigs, and Monsters for after your teeth cleaning.

I have invented a hydrophobic spray for the front of khaki pants. Men, give me your millions and billions!

Social media should go back to just friends and family content. Leave all the advertisements for the sidebars and news on the news websites. Combining them is causing problems.

Don’t blindly hand over data to websites and companies. If they make you give info to access their products, find alternatives.

I think I heard someone say “weak sauce” in Congress today.

Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

Is there a word like boycott, but instead of refusing to spend money, you refuse to give accurate personal data to certain companies?

Hot dogs and cheese sticks for dinner.

Every American needs to watch this:

Heard a rumor that every redacted email address in the files are actually Trump’s.

Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports

Earlier this week I watched a kid awkwardly wait at the register for his parent to come back before the cashier finished ringing up their groceries. His panic brought me joy. I bet he made a core memory that day.

(South) America First?

I think I figured out the housing crisis. Realtors are outdated technology and keeping home prices high to sustain their own existence.

Who taught yall that being a billionaire is normal? Consider their motives for teaching you that. Is it for their benefit or yours?

In the wake of yesterday's news that New World: Aeternum is going into maintenance mode, the community has begun circulating a petition to reinstate the AGS New World team and save the MMO. www.mmorpg.com/news/new-wor...

For the last couple of decades, I thought Adam Brody and Adrien Brody were brothers. Just found out that’s not the case.

The Epstein Ballroom.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Ten years after their last new music release, Motion City Soundtrack is still as anxious as ever, but for different reasons.

Fascism is characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived interest of the nation or race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy.

If you think a company is doing something that goes against your values, you can stop giving them money. There’s alternatives or other coping mechanisms that don’t involve giving them your money. Don’t let yourself become a victim of corporate abuse by greed.

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

If you ask a celebrity for their autograph, it’s polite to offer them yours in return. You never know if they collect fan signatures.

If I win the powerball, I’m gonna buy a president!

Clankers will not replace us!