make it take it.

drats.

sitting on a volleyball, breastfeeding her iPad mini. the hell else would it be?

That shit gonna be filled w/ redacted picture books and mummified McDoubles.

Somebody get this man a fukn palanquin.

Maui got a Boost phone and 2012 Altima.

lemme be the old, unc-ass janitor sending ppl TO HELL w/ a mop wringer.

Iran should do it anyway.

Now I want “freaky-deeky in the Suzeeky” on my fukn tombstone.

Me in 2026. Je suis Stu.

Here's a day-by-day breakdown of attacks, illustrating the targets hit and the weapons used since February 28.

WEK (from Reddit)

what I'd rather be doing instead of living through WWIII and speed-running the collapse of empire.

The Kurds out here looking like permanent CIA fun-dummies.

pls don't show this to the freakies. the ERs & urgent cares are strained enough as it is.

Very similar dynamic, NHJ got on Twitter as well. The resentment for Black intellectuals is miasmic.

White woman complaining to management and snitching on Black ppl IN PRISON via Twitter. Management concedes. Burn it all down. pls.

Ser Deadass of Chopped Cheese.

Peter Pettigrew stay in some shit fr.

Ayo these idiots got mfing GEORGE WILL on YouTube connecting slave patrols → American policing → ICE. Next, he's shouting out Fannie Lou Hamer, Frederick Douglass, and the Panthers'(!) free food programs. lmao the pigs are flying first class out here. I do not regret to tell you that we will win.

Arrival.

South Jersey, we need answers.

headline translation: Bibi came to personally beg for a Maduro job on Iran but Trump said “I’ll think about it. What’s in it for me bigly?”

lmao Trump thinks Canadians are as dumb as his ‘Muricans.

Fam I'd have given the bushcraft performance of a lifetime. The Daniel Day-Lewis of shrubbery. Be 3/4 of the way to a bush EGOT off a single gig.

Imagine running from the bad people, looking for a bush to hide in, and the entire neighborhood is activating RING WITCH-HUNT MODE as dogs bark in the distance

I went deep on chronicling Nicki's pivot to conservatism:

the banality of pedo

Nuclear block.

Leak all that shit.

smedium sateen hoodie. distressed Guess jeans. muffin top. ofc America would put forth thee most slovenly fascists to ever fash. fuck ICE forever.

It’s almost time for Cory Booker to do some wild, extra dramatic shit y’all. Like fuck around and get deported on purpose — idk but it’s coming.

2026 version of those lynching postcards y’all keep finding in Papaw’s attic. In 20 yrs most of them will be saying “I was the only one in my unit who was against the crazy stuff.”

- Jr's goodbye would be some version of a fart joke. - Ivanka would recite some shit she read a Goop newsletter. - They'd all agree to just lie to Eric until he inevitably forgot he ever had a dad. - Baron would be recorded doing the Wolf of Wall Street dance in a frat house later that night.

Thinking about what we've all lived through since I first saw this photo. Everything got so much worse. We're clearly building up to a major inflection point, y'all. If you haven't already, please think through a plan to protect yourself and your people — whatever form that takes.

birthday boy is in hospice.

I can hear this picture lol

girl if you can launch a stapler at your staff i know you can deliver more heat than this

bills-eagles ending in a way that leaves both fanbases in their preferred emotional state (suicidal)

Yung Mike on repeat rn. Last 2 mins get me acting stupiddd in socks. youtu.be/n0xcQV12DP0

2025 will go down as one of those years that did THE MOST. Enough already damn.

this mf trying to get on the Epstein list as a write-in candidate. a pick me perv, if you will.

Loomer would def eat a squirrel.

Benny Botox gonna sue the shit outta Ohtani first thing Monday morning.

where. tf. are. the. lawsuits.

the most Portland shit in the history of Portland shit.

— fuck it mask off

"check it." lmao

Clearport.

Me: *existing chaotically* Lizard brain: Time for a nip Me: ??? LB: ... Me: a nip of what LB: A NIP OF FUKN CHEESE YOU DUMB IDIOT Me: ... LB: ... Me: we just had cheese LB: why you bringin' up old shit