Mallory McMallow take this shit back to Michel Gondry’s seminal music video for The Chemical Brothers’ “Let Forever Be” this is not the time for whimsical electro-psychedelic depictions of Gen X dissociation amid late-capitalism economic alienation

New York getting the kind of weather where all the influencers dress like aspiring sex cult leaders

IT'S OFFICIAL: I've broken my months-long silence with a big millennial chungus essay, about what it's like to ride the NYC Five Boro Bike Tour when you're a Big Millennial Chungus. It comes with a soundtrack for your listening pleasure. But be warned! It also asks you to donate to a worthy cause.

more like "loser orban" amirite

These are a necessary source of essential microplastics

what if we kissed on the Totino’s Pizza Roll Sofa?

"This is someone who excels not just at taking an L, but at putting all of her Ls in a big pile and showing them off to whoever happens to be nearby." defector.com/free-press-d...

Worth noting Project Liberal is an org of ex-Libertarians who frequently collaborate with Stephen "Destiny" Bonerelli, a Twitch streamer with credible sexual abuse allegations, who called Nick Fuentes "my friend" and credits himself with reinvigorating Fuentes’s career and online influence.

All we need now is just bring back midnight movies at the Village East, and maybe New York can finally start to regain some of the old magic

Resistance™ podcasters for the next 2 weeks: whyyyy are democratic voters sabotaging our only candidate for 2028 😭

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.” I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics: defector.com/its-time-to-...

It's time to grow up: defector.com/its-time-to-...

1. "Here's an extreme idea. We're platforming it, so that people can watch out." 2. "This idea is gaining traction. We're publishing an op-ed in favour, for balance." 3. "This idea is popular now. Why does the left refuse to consider it?"

POV: this guy at the church bake sale just started talking to you and won't stop as you politely back away

HR ADMIN: [reviewing the PTO queue] this says you requested off on Thursday? ME: [nodding] that is when I will be watching a 7.5-hour Hungarian film. for my many agonies.

For years, non-New Yorker friends asking for comedy recommendations were surprised when I'd say "anywhere but the Cellar or The Stand." And I'd have to explain at length the creepy backstage politics and debate pervertry that Club Owners engage in. Luckily, this pretty much says everything.

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

the new Internet Fascist Brainrot is that Maryland isn't real any Man claiming to be from Maryland is a leftwing psyop

respectfully and supportively acknowledging the visibility of my trans friends who never invite me to Board Game Night

I’m very excited to be working on this. A script full of people I felt I already knew. Kick in if you can!

We're there, let's keep it going. Let's see what the next 12 hours brings. Thank you all, thank you, thank you, I'm beside myself. You guys came to my rescue www.gofundme.com/f/help-scout...

Stay tuned to hear me yap about everyone’s second least favorite Miyazaki movie.

“Fans are already familiar with Hogwart’s Academy, or Castle or whatever, the fantastic creation of a British dullard that combines the creaky fascism of boarding schools with the vague idea of ‘magic.’ “This new game challenges everything you know about Hogwart’s, by making it dark and shittier.”

ladies get you a Real Man™ who needs a Baby Bjorn to snuggle his emotional support glock, and is almost as terrified of the clit as he is of riding the NYC subway

I had such a blast recording my part with @queendomofmab.bsky.social, I strongarmed her into letting me do my “TV announcer” schtick as well. Listen to the full episode to hear more of my impressive vocal range, and enjoy the Homeric exploits of these scrappy space adventurers.

you know how I know this whole Chappell news cycle was an organized smear? I didn’t even make this much of a stink when Lin Manuel Miranda snubbed me and my mom, and I legitimately WANT to destroy that guy's career

Baltimore friends, it's time to go spend some dollars at Charm City Books.

Mamdani is fantastic at crowd control — even when heckled during a press conference, he remains steady & charismatic

this is your reminder that ACAB includes the UK rock band The Police

It is with a heavy heart I must admit that Yankees Fans are, ostensibly, human beings who deserve civil rights and access to public services

Good news, everyone! Someone finally had the good taste to cast me as a voice actor. You can hear my melodious pipes in this here space opera show, causing all sorts of ruckus for them heroes.

Hold my calls, I need to go ask my shrink why the fuck I’m just now learning this from the Discontinued Foods bluesky account

Potter bullshit clings to relevance only out of passive obligation. It made billions, so we MUST regard each new entry as an Event, right? No one owes charity to an IP's diminishing returns. We bear no onus to publicize, critique or even hate-watch Rowling's detritus. We can let the past die.

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

LADIES: if your man tries to sell you on one of his harebrained schemes and says "That's the beauty of it!" shut his ass down the only Beauty he should be concerned with is YOU

Explaining how to decouple Policing and Public Health Services to an American: Imagine not having a gun gothamist.com/news/mamdani...

me after every time I criticize New Haven Pizza

No Oscar for the little Ping Pong lad? Perhaps next time you will not put your trust in Evil Canadians and Grocery Slumlords

Called it

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

thats maryland class solidarity baby

You might say I’m something of a polite germophobe. Yes, I consume a lot of disposable napkins to clean my hands and food and drinks and various surfaces. But I always bring extra for the table.

Flipping a big switch between "pedophile" and "murderer" and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

US/Israel spent weeks claiming Iran killed “50,000” citizens—just to kill more civilians. Lying to start a war. In 2 years, when some craven whistleblower admits the 50k deaths were fake, I’m BEGGING liberals not to laud them with “Mueller Time” hero worship. Allowing this is criminal.

Are YOU a coward? Did a teen look at you funny? Was your McMuffin prepared too slowly? Do you write "pig" on Starbucks cups and pretend the Barista did it? YOU may be an entitled crybaby! Call now to learn how taxpayers can compensate you for your spoiled tantrums! legalaidnyc.org/news/nypd-mi...

New York is really gonna have to put up with 4 whole years of "owwieee the communist milkshakes made my tum tum hurt" antics from these fucking crybabies www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

New York is really gonna have to put up with 4 whole years of "owwieee the communist milkshakes made my tum tum hurt" antics from these fucking crybabies www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...