“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”

I legit try not to tell anyone how to live their life. But the best time to cancel your Spotify was a year ago. The second best time is now. There are music streamers with the same catalog as Spotify who don’t take ICE money, and don’t give your money to Joe Rogan. And they pay artists more, too.

Cancel SPOTIFY. They are running ICE ads. F them. www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...

About 1/4 of the time someone follows me I check their profile and think “seems like a silly lil guy, I’ll be a comrade and follow back” and a day later my timeline is filled with absolute dogshit I keep forgetting there’s a fine line between “silly lil guy” and “internet-poisoned schizophrenic”

the filthy horse has made the water cloudy and polluted

DELIVERS? NEVER! QUITS.

I feel like putting your hands in the table cocaine is a major faux pas, but maybe that's just my own cultural bias

New Yorkers have three kinds of lies: Lies, Eric Adams press releases, and “There is an N train directly behind this one.”

Who else you know is writing extensively anticapitalist histories of American foreign policy on Letterboxd? Fuckin’ nobody, that’s who. boxd.it/bbvRHB

POV: Me waving goodbye to my religious neighbors that aren't getting brought to heaven

losing my mind now that everyone else finally noticed that ezra klein is stupid

hi, cis folks! the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction. it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this. contact info below.🧵⬇️

we’ll always remember the good times

“Dear New York City” by Spalding Gray.

That's just what we all needed right now, a pro-school shooting martyr

Newsom is just a west coast Andrew Cuomo with better skincare regimen.

Are New York City's cokefiends aware that it's entirely possible to open a music venue somewhere other than Williamsburg or Bushwick?

please don't put in the newspaper that i did a bribe in public www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...

Today's reason the podcast is late: “We’ve been having fun. This whole thing is just a vehicle for our creativity anyway. It’s nice to make fun things.”

fellas, I have bad news about literally every BigLaw firm

Real cinephiles will join me in the prayer circle to manifest this

Are y'all trying to speedrun becoming Boomer Brained? Because this is how you get Boomer Brain. Nostalgia obsessed. Parochial. Irrelevant. Petty. Tasteless. Corny. Wack. Wack. Wack.

this fuckin guy isn't even trying anymore huh

Everyone is rightly disgusted by the prominent inclusion of the Shark Tank boat killer guy but I feel like we’re seriously overlooking the John Catsimatidis jump scare at the end

For a guy trying to project a vibrant energy and definitely not remind anyone of all the elderly New Yorkers he killed, this looks an awful lot like a pamphlet for a third-rate nursing home They made a logo that smells like rusty bedpans and talcum powder

do we have a word for the opposite of AI psychosis, where you're trapped in a constant paranoid hypervigilance for fear that every picture/video/article/song/email/bus driver might be AI generated slop?

gender is a performance and I’m posting scathing critiques on Letterboxd

The Facebook algorithm has somehow figured out that I read the DragonLance books in 9th grade and I just don’t need to have that shoved in my face right now

Lemme tell ya, this show hits hard when you’re recovering from anesthesia

Everyone in the Bari Weiss Grifterverse puts on this performative facade, wholly fabricated from watching Disney Channel alone and having no friends. Now that they're pretend reporters on a fake news blog, they all want to be Regina Georges. They're really just shitty Dawn Wieners.

If you're in NYC, go see Jem Cohen's LITTLE, BIG, AND FAR at the IFC. A mesmerizing film that looks to the stars to meditate on what remains of our humanity. A personal favorite from last year's festival season, and it's also coming to Chicago soon. www.ifccenter.com/films/little...

They had such balls of steel that they stopped making fun of Trump when he won the first time. They literally said they didn't wanna be fake news like CNN, you can take a lap with this.

Found your park

this is where i post from

I swear to christ if I am ever awakened from a coma by a horse with a keyboard serenading me with its terrible songs, I will devote all my energy to regaining my strength to destroy that horse AND the Casio corporation

When I started my weightloss program, I pointed The Wife to a picture of Jackman as Wolverine and joked “that’s gonna be me, get ready” she sincerely said “ew, please don’t”

Standup comics need healthcare way more than they need to get rid of cancel culture

I had a HS english teacher who marked down my papers for shit like writing “cannot” instead of “can’t.” Because it “wasn’t normal.” Nobody knows anything about how this fuckin language works and the second anyone tries to act like an expert on what is “authentic” they look like a fucking putz.

It's fine for the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet to openly engage in antisemitism, as long as they support killing Palestinians.

at this rate, by 2035 all traffic collisions and vehicular noise complaints will be caused solely by the NYPD and their children's Acuras.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s Zionist accusers can’t even describe how it is that he’s supposed to threaten Jews. That’s because they can’t, since he doesn’t. They also can’t accept that in our socialist, anti-Zionist politics, there is real Jewish community. New from me in @zeteo.com:

don't worry folks. Democrats aren't going to sit around doing nothing in response to the "Big Beautiful Bill". They are gearing up to condemn Zohran Mamdani right this minute

CONFIRMED: this shit hits hard if you’re dumb as fuck

He's salty as fuck

In its first order the Mamdani administration declares Chick Fil A haram, all locations in the five boroughs to be seized and destroyed