THAT RAT BETTER NOT SEE SHIT TOMORROW

Another helpful reminder that every boss who tells you “we’re a family here” does not care if you live or die

Boosters better than Hustlers I Love Boosters

My Therapist: tall fran lebowitz isn’t real, she can’t hurt you Tall Fran Lebowitz On Her Way To Cut Me In Line At The P&I Buffet:

My Therapist: tall fran lebowitz isn’t real, she can’t hurt you Tall Fran Lebowitz On Her Way To Cut Me In Line At The P&I Buffet:

Just last week there was a Dateline episode about a Border Patrol agent who was murdering sex workers with his service gun. A serial killer who used his badge to protect himself. Soooo yeah again this is not about training, this is about the type of people attracted to and emboldened by these jobs.

whether by nature or nurture, there is a class of people who will always prefer death and destruction over a reduction in profits. they cannot be reasoned with. they cannot be taught empathy. they will watch young people shot, dismembered, and buried alive, and they will say that god is good.

This is fine. He’s just on his way to a Simpsons-themed orgy at Davos. Typical healthy rich people stuff. He’s fine. It’s totally normal. Maybe YOUR skin is weird and jaundiced, you ever think about that?

the phenomenon known as "millennial gray" is the psychological coping response to an adolescence of being dragged to catering halls, presbyterian rectories, strip mall restaurants, discount hotels and grandmothers' houses that look like this shit

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Zohran Mamdani challenging 30-odd years of NYC public facilities policy:

we are mere hours from kristi noem tweeting an OpenAI video of Renee Good shouting “allahu akbar” and plowing her SUV into 10 ICE agents like a Strike animation at a bowling alley, with the comment “not so innocent now, huh libs?”

Just recorded our episode on Porco Rosso with @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social, and this excellent article by @aeneas-nin.bsky.social is a great primer for our discussion.

no worries if you missed it, there’ll be one right after this

The average Long Island political debate:

Farewell to Connecticut's most ethical police chief

Please enjoy the latest post, about workplace breaks and labor history and also a photo of clowns drinking coffee

WOW!!!!!!!

You ever read a literary magazine and get the sense that you’re just consuming a buffet of chronic depression in diverse flavors of prescription medication?

Happy birthday horse bastards, your end is nigh

THIS YEAR WE SETTLE THE SCORE EVERY HORSE MUST PAY

Stop measuring your life in years Start measuring your life in the foes you have vanquished, in the sobbing widows left in your wake, in the oaths of bloody vengeance sworn upon your name

Melvins called I couldn’t understand anything they said

A WEEK FROM TOMORROW NIGHT! Wednesday January 7th! The @astoriabookshop.bsky.social Storytelling Show! RSVP email david at dtlawson dot com if you want to show up, throw your name in the bucket, and perform a true, no theme, 5 minute story about something that happened to you! See you at the show!

Flirting by becoming a forest god and bestowing dread magic upon a dagger wielding traveler

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains

Welp, I’m out

did an East Village bartender write this

i went to the Gramercy Theatre and everyone knew you were meshugenah

Don’t listen to people who say Lost doesn’t get good until episode 4. It never gets good.

Every hero must learn humility Every myth must have a monster NORTH (1994) is Rob Reiner’s Grendel

I'd give a raccoon my fucking social security number before I even tell one of you knuckleheads my real name

Everyone who lists Reiner’s streak of all-time bangers and doesn’t include NORTH (1994) is a coward

I organized an auction for an incredible theater company I work for. PC gaming bundles, original comic book artwork, artistic coaching sessions with experienced professionals, and lots more! Check it out!

excitedly showing this to The Wife: “Look, they’re finally coming up with a word for that thing you keep doing! You should nominate yourself for the naming committee!”

my sacred timeline is littered with dudes expecting me to feel sorry for The Mets and their terrible fans. yet nobody can just be happy for Baltimore. that's interesting to me. can't simply congratulate Charm City, huh. funny that. I find that interesting. wow. really says a lot.

turns out the “ghost” is actually just ol’ Captain Adams wearing the white hood that came with his NYPD uniform

Just extremely normal looking men, doing a business and making a big money in standard normal human fashion

congrats to this guy for not getting Eddington’ed

Bring it back @canadadrygingerale.bsky.social you cowards

Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈

Good night, Tiana. We loved you in all your rascally, feral glory.

more like Burlington Fart Factory because this selection stinks!!

New on the Art Cetera Blog—why Zaslav should sell Warner Bros. to me instead of Netflix. Plus, selected comics from the latest storyline where David Zaslav has been the featured villain. #artcetera #webcomic #illustration

This is such a powerful image

Yet another reminder that if you love music, you should be streaming on absolutely anything except Spotify. Give your subscription fees to the artists, not to Daniel Ek and Joe Rogan.

"model is 3 kids in a trenchcoat wearing a size medium"