Quick splash of the last remants of old Swarfega before going out for a meal?

"Swarfega," I say. "Never heard of it mate," says the fourth colleague. Strewth. Its the aqua vitae. Its the nourishing solution of nourishing solutions. Its the Eau de Garage. Come on.

Anybody out there know which aisle Swarfega is in. B&Q.

Snake Pass to be closed 15 June to 3 July 2026 for ground investigation works. Previous temporary closures have remained open for walkers and cyclists. Anyone know if that'll be the same this time?

Thousands of people will cycle from all over the Île-de-France region to #Paris in a festive atmosphere. We'll have a 🧺 together, return trip is planned for late afternoon. The event is open to everyone; the pace will be slow throughout the journey, making it suitable for 👨‍👦‍👦 and 👵 to participate. 🚲🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️

#maythe4thbewithyou #maythefourthbewithyou

Bowland Bikes chapeau. Le Tour, vous dîtes Allô. Magnifique vèlo. Enchanté Clitheroe #letour #tdf #tdf2027 #cycling #community

Affixed a blank, vintage, French chain guard to my partner’s bike. It is now the ultimate all road city bike

Drove over The Snake today. Can't see much change in 2 years. Will it really be ready for Le Tour Femmes? #tdf

Post your warning sign

Dunsop Bridge, nestling at the foot of the Trough Bowland, is not only the geographic centre of Great Britain as defined by Ordnance Survey but it is also central to Stage 2 of Le Tour de France 2027 #tdf2027 #letour #tdf. It is very handy for Clitheroe too.

There will be a day when we sit our grandchildren on our knees and we tell them...

Worried about #PetrolPrices rising? Many car journeys are short enough to walk or cycle, and these remain free (and healthy) #ActiveTravel @walkridegm.org.uk

From brief clips, it seems like King Charles did as close to a Hugh Grant as was suitable. Well done sir.

In 1982, ITN exclusively broke the news of the discovery of Barnsley.

Clitheroe also has this sausage shop. It sells 70 different kinds of sausage.

Clitheroe, in the Ribble Valley, Lancashire, is twinned with Rivesaltes, France, and makes its debut in Le Tour on stage 2 #tdf2027. Rivesaltes, Perpignan, while not a regular Tour host is a gateway to the cols of the Pyrennees and iconic stages such as Carcassone #tdf

Sir Bob Russell claimed he has never seen “such ludicrous road markings before”, while arguing that the bike lane was responsible for costing the council revenue

We're watching ducklings at Rivelin Reservoir. A young couple walk past, softly chatting. She tells him of a dog muck she stood in. It was perfectly formed. Then how she got in the car. Double whammy. They wander by. Birdsong all around.The ducklings return. They, at least, were untroubled by poo.

The big divide in Britain today is between working people and the privately educated, rich, greedy, tax-dodging, selfish, grifting gobshites who try to manipulate working people by pretending to give a shit about them.

Spuds under panels

Rawsthorne Street, All Soul's Church, Bolton, by Brian Barlow (b.1934).

Bluebells in the churchyard. Bellringing in the church tower. And other things too.

#GoldenHour among the bluebells in the ancient woodland that is The Outwoods #Loughborough 🌿🪻

World Snooker Championships. The Crucible, Sheffield. #worldsnooker

Tour de France Femmes comes to the Peak District. July 2027. What a route. Allez allez allez. bellsandbikes.com/tdf-2027-fem...

Tour de France Femmes reveals fantastic route for stage 2 next year. Check out stage maps and photos from my rides over the Snake on my website here. Can't wait to see what Hope bellringers think ;) #tdf #tdf2027 #letourfemmes bellsandbikes.com/tdf-2027-fem...

Fabulous family day out at RSPB Old Moor

Bluebells and Bikes. Blue Bike and Bells. Sunday service bellringing & ride.

Cue for the bike shed #snooker #worldsnooker #sheffield

I may have to ask HR about compliance with age thresholds in recruitment #cycletowork #bikeshed

For the feeling of Paris-Roubaix. On the road from Tesco to Aldi. Now logged on Fill That Hole www.fillthathole.org.uk

walking from my election party to the Tisza rally and we heard crowds cheering in the distance as Orban officially conceded 🥰

🇧🇪 Van Aert upsets 🇸🇮 Pogacar’s Monuments mission in wild and thrilling 🇫🇷 Paris-Roubaix RACE REPORT 📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/van-... 📸 Cor Vos

St Michael's Tower and the jewel, at sunrise. Photo taken on Glastonbury Tor this morning.

Fighting inflation. Furry hot cross buns to the rescue.

North Yorkshire to host stages of Tour of Britain in 2026 and 2027 #cycling www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I LOVE that this dalek says exactly what you hope it might say!!! bsky.app/profile/laur...

Cycle to bellringing practice

Cycle to work by The River Don

Industrial City, c. 1945-8, painting by L.S. Lowry, 1887-1976 (British Council Collection).

Masterchef Professionals. 3 real decent blokes. Amazing series. Full of the best of attitudes. Then comes the daily news and a torrent of nasty, self serving, war mongering, nation-shafting, corrupt, odious, smug, slimy slimeballs. Oh my word. Prayers for the world.

These people have a funny way of saying "Environmentalists have been proved right yet again."

Ultimately, Parisians decided that they like; 🌳 Trees 🚴‍♂️ Bikes 🚶‍♀️ Pedestrian areas 🕒 the 15-minute city 🏊‍♀️ Swimming in the Seine and have elected the Anne Hidalgo continuity candidate who has pledged to keep/expand all these things

The newly elected Paris mayor cycling over to the Hôtel de Ville and giving an interview from a bicycle is 👌😊.

Tadej Pogacar's 11 Monuments Milano-SanRemo ✅ Tour of Flanders ✅✅ Paris-Roubaix ❌ Liège–Bastogne–Liège ✅✅✅ Il Lombardia ✅✅✅✅✅

Cycle to bellringing practice night