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Am I the only one not getting the whole "zomg it's been raining lots in the UK" It's winter. It rains a lot every year. Some times we get a winter that is more dry, but in general we get 3 months of rain. If this was May to August fair comment, but it's not. It's rainy time. In other news.. Dry

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

Post a anger not in English Had to have this one in here. Video has a long intro, the song starts about 2 mins in Bloodywood covering - Mundian To Bach Ke Rahi (you might not know the name, you know the tune though!) youtu.be/2Gfr-nVKnhs?...

Post a banger not in English Brujeria - La Migra (reminder that some shit has been happening for years) youtu.be/U0kCRbSyjmo?...

Age verification. I know what digits come after 0891 and the correct pitch and intonation

Loving our new house. Just casually getting in my car this morning...

It's great to hear via the UK Media completely unchallenged stories about how there is no freedom of speech in the UK and the media is controlled by the ever growing fascists in government. Think about that for a second

Got given this for secret Santa like 10 years ago. Back when he seemed no more than a complete cock womble. Almost a decade has passed and the oh that "would be funny" novelty of this sticker is no more. However I have hung on to it because I'm sure there is something I can do with it.. No idea what

Another reason to support the greens. This should be common sense but it feels like the only people talking about the UK security through the lens of dodgy tech contracts are the Greens. Letter going to my MP shortly who unfortunately isn't Green, but hopefully can see sense.

I dunno why, but whenever I scroll through online classifieds, I always look at laptops, I don't need one. However I do wonder why some companies made such useless laptops. 2gb ram and 64gb emmc memory in the age of windows 10. That was never going to work. It's pretty much e waste out the box..

It was a little bit naughty 😉

*Posh voice* One is at the theatre what what. To see a most marvelous production of Matilda by the veritable play write, Roald Dahl.

So these think tanks have been funded for years by rich individuals and in some cases sneakily by government funds. The change here is its out in the open and US government policy. So we now get it supercharged. Be ready to hear the same shiz from more mouthpieces at 10x the volume

I keep hearing about these paid protesters/agitators. Anyone know where one can land a gig like that? I'd love to be paid to lob bricks at Nazis

A brief timeline of events 2006 Epstein is charged with 4 counts of sex with minors but is only found guilty of soliciting a prostitute 2008 he is found guilty of sex with minors 2012 Musk asks to party with Epstein 2018 musk calls cave rescue expert Vernon Unsworth "pedo guy" publically Twat!

Much love for this :)

So solid crew, 21 seconds to go. When I heard it got to number 1, I literally decided to leave the country to avoid it

I mean you can hope. But can we go postal on the first person to say "oh we didn't know then what we know now"

A sizable company want gaming data from me. Let's have some fun...

So I have taken a punt on a commercial grinder (well 2 in fact) from a local ish auction that I could only assess from 1 slightly blurry picture. I have won the auction and picked them up. There are things to do but I am sure she shall live again. Check out that compacted coffee

TFW you get an e mail advertising an offer from Gousto and your tired eyes read it as Goatse.

Been saying this for ages. Anything out there that is too dangerous so we ban it for children, is dangerous for adults as well. From alcohol to gambling to explicit content... Controls need to be in place to keep everyone safe

Hercule, or Poirot. Or little French Guy With a Silly Bit of Hair

'Reet beyz. Make America proppa again!

MOT day today. Will the mechanical gods smile on us... Or rain down hellfire? In other news, Mr autocorrect. "hellfire" is a word... Why would you auto correct it to "He'll fire". What could possibly make you want to suggest the word I used is not what I wanted to say??! Fucking POS!

Face reveal, wrong answers only

Not that I think for a second anyone is surprised, but I genuinely think more and more US will be moving towards alliances with Russia over the next few years. If not backing them up, basically letting them get on with doing anything they like. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Mid life goals and hall of fame dad jokes that I finally get to make in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six. This stud finder is broken... Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week

So you know. If someone was wanting to break allyships with some countries and make allyships with others, I imagine they'd probably undermine their current allyship agreements, verbally and with actions both economic and military. At the same time create an org with reps from the new countries.

The last 3 decades of politics and the world I live in has looked like different people trying to suggest different methods to cook a chicken so they can make a vegetarian stew

My PM emergency statement bingo card: COBRA I have been clear Suite of measures Special relationship State visit *Some capitulating BS* We are ready to.. It's important we focus on.. *Answering a question with something he said at least 3 times already but doesn't answer what was asked* It is wrong

What if NATO disbanded and a new alliance formed between the remaining nations (without the US) and brought in new countries.. Say Ukraine. Can't say NATO expanded 🤔

Now at the point where the biggest joy I'm looking forward to is Jim'll Paint It doing a picture of Matte Frederiksen punching Trump in the face at a Nobel peace prize award ceremony and saying "Keep Greenland's name out your fukken mouth" Alas, a pipe dream

Just did the maths. The investment in getting to Artificial General Intelligence is $4tn. You could employ 80bn people on $50k a year for that. 80 million people. More than the population of the UK. There is no return worth that from this AI bubble

Listening to the latest rat to jump off the sinking ship like they weren't part of the maintenance team of said ship for 14 years talking about how great things will be going forward. Pass me the sick bucket?

Quad shot espresso (in a latte) finished off 15 Mins ago. Time for bed right?

As oppose to those 2000+ not "western identifiable" people who presumably can be ignored 😳

I imagine someone who is lauded as a tech genius, asking an AI chat bot "should I buy more RAM now?" and the bot is always saying "yes, buy more RAM". They sitting on billions in RAM futures which will crash. All because neither they or the AI can use the tiniest amount of critical thinking.

Bring it the fuck on! No seriously... Please!!

Boxes everywhere! This is the second time in as many days the front room has been full of boxes.

Nadim Zahawi just defecting to Reform(ed ham) They're really filling the ranks with high quality people aren't they 🙄

He's Going to invade Greenland isn't he. He's going to in one foul swoop end not just that allyship but render NATO as defunct, then allow Russia to start attacking other countries. Literally carving Europe up between them. We need to be ready to go with Europe and bring Canada with us.

Twitter furries - we hate AI Also Twitter furries- let's use grok to mess with an artists work because we dint like them, the artist used ai so its ok tat I do too Pick a fucking lane.

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

Had a sausage and egg sarnie for breakfast. After an incident of yolk leakage it looks like I've jizzed all over my stitch t-shirt :/

So we are doing 2025 reviews. Okay here goes. 2025 - fukkenel!

When someone registers a domain name to make some money, then gets threatened with legal action for doing so, so thinks "fuck it" Ladies, gentlemen and enbies, behold www.trumpkennedycenter.org

This will be my first Christmas in probably 40 years where I'm not having a turkey dinner. Instead we've had a massive brunch, Will be having a buffet tonight and then the big turkey dinner will be tomorrow. It's been a good day so far. Hope everyone out there is doing well!