I am in this post and I do not like it!

3 times I've scrolled down my timeline and seen this photo which is revealed from the top as I scroll 3 times I've thought it was an anthro bunny sitting away from the camera in a kneeling pose with a sizable buttcrack on show. It's only when I see the eyes I realise it's a bunny facing forwards :/

Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he's most assur d, glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven, as make the angels weep. #ShakespeareSunday

Some ridiculous levels of short sightedness www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

Your cue: random TV scene that you think about a lot. Go! There's a scene in Maid Marion and Her Merry Men where they say that in the future people will watch them on little flickering boxes... Can't find the clip, so have a Father Bloopy instead youtu.be/PHVh-Ha7hPs?...

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

Jesus Fuck Christ. Like you try to stay civil and try to avoid painting these people as cartoon villains while pointing out how bad they but then stuff like this comes along that you honestly couldn't make up. Not even his family history but just how that history got him a job at Palantir ...

I have the house to myself as family have buggered off to Bristol for the day. Sat on the sofa directly infront of the floor standers getting lost in a wonderful mix of tunes that evoke all kinds of emotions. It's glorious and doing wonders for my mental health. A selection of what's playing..

The rancilio kryo grinder lives. £15 to buy and a further £50 in parts and it's working properly, smooth grind. These things are £1200+ new and about £400-600 second hand. Not done badly imho

All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it

“We’re focused on delivering the affordable housing our country needs, in the places it’s needed.” @mothinali.bsky.social on why voters are turning to the Greens for serious solutions on housing.

The best thing in the world on social media is when you're in a group of some kind and it's a meme group, or a jokey group or a group that has interest in a random thing like cars, or computers, or cooking or whatever. Theb one day someone comes along and posts something transphobic, or racist..

So our washing machine broke down a cpl weeks back for the 4th time. It's under an extended warranty. Got the guy out today, said he fixed it by replacing a part and left. It was a cpl hrs before I could test it, same error happened straight away, and the machine wouldn't do anything at all...

I mean I knew the guy was obsessed and a little unhinged... However I heard him on the radio a few months back and he was off the chains. Literally throwing out unchecked the most mad conspiracy theories and RW think tank attacks at everyone. He made Liz Truss seem balanced.

A climb down. So... What stocks and shares were traded in the last 24 hours and what prices went through the roof and then crashed or crashed and then went through the roof 🤔🧐

Just had a Rocky bar. What The Fuck Happened To The Chocolate?

These are rookie numbers when you have mewbs as big as mine!

Just had a shower with mint and tea tree shower gel... Now my cat is literally chewing my arm off and purring like a traction engine

I genuinely once had to do an introductory presentation on this when it opened to the public for hotel stays and was absolutely thrilled to present to a twenty-strong team a slideshow entitled "OWO: What's This?"

This month is a very tight month for us. It also seems to be the month where everyone seems to want us to spend money. I desperately need a lottery win. That £72m euromillions would be nice.

You may have heard the saying There are lies, damned lies and then there are statistics I think we need to add "cats sat next to a food a bowl" to the end of that list

2 months ago I bought 2 commercial coffee grinders from an auction with the plan of seeing if I can fix em up. I've only looked at one so far. Sorted out some parts. There is however a pretty specific bolt needed to hold one part together. I ordered this on Feb 14th on back order. £18 for a bolt

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I finally got round to watching Louis Theroux' Manosphere documentary. I have many thoughts about it... Mostly negative.

Private Eye 🫥🫥🫥

The ironic thing is reading this has given me a lob on and hard nipples

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These are the people who keep telling us the future is in this or that. The so called experts think you can make money and own assets by handing over thousands for something that doesn't exist, to someone they don't know with a simple glorified PayPal transaction.

Dune... Such a lack of realistic characters.

The public campaign they'll have to reduce bike deaths due to this will be amazing "Think Bike... With your head, not your cawk"

Seeing posts all about how Iran hitting Qatar gas production is gonna screw the US and force them on to renewables Not sure if I'm high... But pretty sure the US gas is almost all produced domestically. Qatar gas production is gonna hurt China and India. Be painful for UK and a few other countries.

Another one of those nights thinking about something that happened 2 decades ago and I'm getting mad at it because I was made to feel an idiot through no real fault of my own. Long story short, I'd been left in charge of a restaurant due to sudden departure of the GM. My first time fully in charge

Yesterday I had reference to a fluffle of rabbits, 3 times, in completely separate ways within about 10 Mins 1. My wife searching collective nouns says "rabbits are a fluffle" 2. Watching Zootropolis 2, Judy says that Nick is her Fluffle 3. A post here says a group of rabbits is a fluffle Weird

Although it's not gonna win any awards, I think this is the best latte art I've done #improving

Well, it's time

There was ice on my windscreen this morning. What TF?

The US is opening an investigation on 60 countries and threatening to impose tarrifs of their exports to the US are found to have included forced labour. That's the same US who announced they are dropping sanctions on Russian oil yesterday.

It's obvious. If you're already drilling for oil, just drill more and you'll eventually get it out just off the coast of Australia

A warning to all. Sound techs... Keep Zack away from your microphones, because he drops them Repeatedly and with a loud thud!

Which would mean they already have The Antichrist in place and expect them to be beaten by Jesus 🤔 Think about that for 1 second. Then forget about it and remember no one knows the day or the hour. If you're interested, read the Bible or go to a church. Otherwise just do what you do. Nutcases!

Not a word. Might as well go fuck myself

Happy St David's day to all my Welsh friends

Truth www.facebook.com/share/r/17kG...

Make that a million and one