all this lebensraum talk is straight *goofy!*

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made

when you enjoy blinking a normal amount

brb inventing a time machine to prevent Aaron Sorkin's parents from fucking

Schumer responding to the President illegally kidnapping a head of state like he’s the most braindead Resist Lib reply guy imaginable.

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

This is different from the sanewashed coverage the media has fallen over themselves to provide him. If he wants to spew this embarrassing lunacy to the masses DIRECTLY, I don't possibly see it helping him.

Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election

Look, I didn’t vote for this - I voted for a hypothetical Trump administration grounded in zero empirical evidence

Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.

if someone says ski ima beat their ass

this is what trump would look like if he made a cameo in king of the hill