Hayley Mills and Tim Curry were born and on back to back days. Do with that info what you will.

Wrestling when I was a kid: “HAILING ALL THE WAY FROM REGIONS UNKNOWN…” Wrestling now: “ALL THE WAY FROM YOUTUBE WHERE HE AND HIS BROTHER ONCE WENT TO JAPAN, BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT…”

Missed opportunity not pairing Uncle Deadly with Rammstein.

I’m putting together a team for a rescue mission like no other… www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/col...

OMG OMG OMG!!!!

Paging Mr. Morrow… Mr. Tom Morrow

Super frustrating to see people recreating stuff I wrote for the parks as their own fan art and making money off it. Equally as frustrated on behalf the graphic designers and illustrators who also can’t do that.

DisneySky? Somebody found out entry to the ImagiNations competition from like 16 years ago? 🤣

Now flip it around so we can see some of that sweet written copy on the back!

You’re telling me there’s a whole damn school of wizards and not one could fix his near sightedness?!

Alexa, play “Guess Who’s Back.”

Critics flat-out got this one wrong and I willy fly, I will fight, and I will CROW on that hill. RU-FI-OOOOOO!!

At a wedding this weekend. Bride’s Sister: “When you have a minute, I have some ideas for Disneyland.” Me: “… I don’t work there anymore.”

Watch out. Kevin’s having a hard seltzer.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star That Guy You Saw Across the Street and Thought You Recognized But Realized Too Late You Didn't Know!

Knock knock

Crazy to see who was made a Disney Legend before Walt and Roy.

When I was 11 I won a design an ad contest where the prize was $50, I was so pumped to buy some sick Legos until I found out it wasn't cash it was a Patriot Bond I'd have to wait decades to be able to use. I'm pleased to report I cashed it today and immediately went and bought some sick ass Legos

It’s tiiiiiime for Dooooooodger Baaaaseball!!!

A reverse Expendables franchise with Elijah Wood, Brendan Fraser, and Matthew Lillard with music by Weird Al.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Testing out the Venn diagram of NCAA fans and art people.

All I know is that the Bluey stage show has too many humans and not enough of the best character on the tv show.

There’s a Banana Ball knockoff called Cosmic Baseball where they play in blacklight. Now, I’m no optometrist… but I can’t image that’s good for the ol peepers.

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

Well, how ‘bout that. Awesome.

Is it me, or does every Costco variety pack always have one flavor that sucks or you just don’t like?

To most, it’s Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. To Chuck Norris, it was another Tuesday.

I hate driving west at sunset.

So, I keep getting invited to HOA board meetings for a retirement community in Wyoming….

I hear they’re handing out awards at the Conan show tonight.

Tomorrow! Come say Aloha. Our event continues to grow every year.

a lot of you are hesitating to update to macOS 26, which is too bad, because i'm over here making my new best friend: foldy

Dear Microsoft Word, Please stop trying to help me format. You’re not helping. Go back to being your old dumb self.

Fred Willars in a Christopher Guest movie can turn any frown upside down.

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

What celebrities have been replaced and by who in another timeline where this attraction never closed? Or have they been replaced at all?

A local nursery has an opening for a minimum wage job. They’ve received 600+ applications.

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Can someone explain the economics of people who livestream LEGO building all day? I feel I haven’t reached my potential until I enter this arena

Carved my first hippo in quite a while. Loved how it turned out!

Current mood

The Skipper - for when you want to sound like a broken record

Yes, that’s why my family left Germany because they really wanted to go to Great Britain and sort of missed it by thaaat much

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Had to pull over in WeHo last week to snap this pic. Dumbest shit imaginable. Nobody was buying bagels.

… I feel like the “of friends” was a last minute catch

When your joke suggestion at the pitch gets out of control.

I’ve been updating SkipperKevin.com with some gnu items.