Just gifted some Cars Land garland…

The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.

Ghostbusters (1984) Deleted scene in which Slimer attempts to steal Winston’s lunch.

Ahhhhh get this liquid glass crap off my iPhone.

When I first moved here our hockey team was called The Fog. They need to bring that name back.

HAHAHAHA!!! Fuck you, Aaron Rodger! 😂

A souvenir cup shaped like Cinderella’s shoe called The Glass Sipper.

at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us

Personally, I’m waiting for the Disneyland 3D Printed documentary to drop.

All-cockney comedy show at The Comedy Store tonight.

Drove by a Marine Corp-inspired food truck called Semper Fries. Genius. That’s dog groomer level pun game. 🫡

They’re putting Pink Milk in Galaxy’s Edge?! IT BELONGS IN ADVENTURELAND!!! Hippo milk is pink! I want to go to Bengal BBQ and get a nice refreshing glass of hippo milk!

If your team is bad this year, I hope this poem gives you cheer; The league design is one of parity, Flipping the switch is not a rarity; In your division you can be worst, Then next season you can be first; New England is one example, Most opponents they did trample.* *but not the Raiders 😎

Ways to stream The Rose Parade So, don’t?

Apparently I don’t remember much about Thor: Love and Thunder

Hurtful, man. Hurtful. I approve.

This post is locked up better than Fort Knox. No commenting. No sharing. You can’t even copy the link.

I remember him back when he played for the Adams College Atoms before joining the Navy as a pilot.

wtf did I just read?

Fleas Navidad is a reference to Former Disneyland Skipper Kippy Hart who submitted that joke for Jingle Cruise early on. I’ve always called Kip the “Skipper’s Skipper.” The kind of guy that worked the attraction for self therapy. He does stand-up around LA. If you ever have the chance go see him!

If you like Jungle Cruise watch the lesser known inspirational film.

Me re: Bean Bunny

Kids wake up, the gnu Jingle Cruise music video just dropped! I co-wrote this with Noah and he just wrapped up the video this weekend. Merry Christmas! www.instagram.com/reel/DSiZOw2...

Words are insufficient for me to summarize the extraordinary life of the brilliant Eddie Sotto, even after a day of writing notices of varying lengths. Although I knew this day was approaching, I still don’t know where to begin. Eddie had been signaling it to me in the most paradoxical, “Eddie” way…

In my mind, The Santa Clause and Fast Times take place in same universe.

Hate that guy and his smug ass look.

Word on the river is that it’s the 10th Anniversary of Skipper Canteen. Someone once called it, “A Love Letter to Jungle Cruise” and it’s the nicest compliment I could imagine. Kungaloosh, Skips!

My favorite Christmas decoration is this drawing in a card by Chris Runco. Think he captured my good side.

There’s been like zero mention of Dick Van Dyke’s 100th over on TikTok. I wonder if the algorithm doesn’t allow his name…

I appreciate that @alyankovic.bsky.social has a go-to shirt for photoshoots and late night appearances that’s lasted at least 16 years.

I bet Liberace liked it when the Chordettes called out his hair for being particularly good in "Mr. Sandman". I bet that's a really nice feeling

Plot Twist: The Pigeon Lady’s ex is Mr. Duncan from the toy store!

How are everyone’s NFTs doing?

Doc and Sprocket are staying at a Bear BnB Ahhhhhh wocka wocka

Getting a Kennedy Center Award anywhere but the Kennedy Center is like getting a FIFA Peace Prize at a non-soccer event.

Batma Returns is a Christmas movie.

I have a new side quest project dropping real soon and it’s shaping up to be sooooooooo good.

For some reason a reoccurring meeting for early work on Legends of Frontierland is still on my google calendar. I think I can cancel the reoccurrence.

Did you know that the gates of hell can be found in the Boardwalk Lobby?

I feel bad for the dad in I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. He own kid saw his wife smoochin’ another dude and wasn’t about to let him know.

John McClane sat next to the sleazy agent from Ernest Saves Christmas.

"there's no good Thanksgiving movies" okay then explain THIS [🎨 JJ Herrison]

Before meeting Tony Stark, Happy Hogan had a stint at Wayne Enterprises.

Crazy that Universal can do this makeup for a bunch of performers every day, but WalMart couldn’t bother for a commercial shoot.

When I hear @Eagles fans boo, I recall this and smile: once when we played there, my parents came - I visited them in the stands, they were getting booed (not even in @raiders gear) - I laughingly said "you guys are booing my parents" - nice Eagles fan said "Amy I got them" and bought my dad a beer.

You should see me on Casual Fridays.

“Bring us some Christmas pudding?!” The War on Figgy has begun.

My wife’s best doodle yet!

I’m sorry. I thought this was America.