doing my best to actually draw things for once and by god i need to get better at drawing shit in action

my wife is forcing me to eat more vegetables. i cant believe this. cauliflower tastes of nothing and has the mouthfeel of dry dough

Zenos new hair style

EXCUSE ME ??????????????????

[ #FFXIV ] ipad baby

alphinaud in arr: took you long enought to get here, you're late >:[ me, who he's been using as his personal messenger, mercenary, propaganda, and finance: you're grounded

I'm a simple man. I draw, I get tired of drawing. So I knit, and then I get tired of knitting. So I crochet, and then I get tired of crochet. So I draw, and then I-

Ominous Fanbubu #ffxiv

there's something wrong with the rabbits

who’s gonna tell him

[looking at myself in the mirror] do not fucking kill yourself because you got too mad its embarrassing

98% of the time even if you give me a map and a compass and clearly depict where i am and where roads are i will STILL get lost. my sense of direction is terrible irl and in games. you can clearly say "take the next left" and i will hesitate bc for some reason i never figured out left from right

top places in ffxiv to get lost in number 15 the ala mhigan quarter

ZENOS IS LIKE AHAHAHAHA YAAAYAYAYYAAAA HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ISNT IT SO FUNNY???? sorry. ive never been this happy ever.

Yotsuyu #FFXIV #Yotsuyu

shadowbringers but old solus uhhh who said that [ #ffxiv | #ffxivart | #emet-selch ]

vil and emet

im a simple man. i try to draw my beloved meat boy. i cannot. i continue regardless

aurafarming

calm down man your freak is showing

(dunkey voice) THIS MAN IS A HUMAN TANK HE CANNOT SEE HIS OWN FEET BECAUSE HIS PECTORAL MUSCLES WEIGH 300 POUND EACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sleep paralysis demon

another day another zenos

i should go back to standing in limsa and waiting for someone to yell at me again that was fun

can you fucking imagine how insufferable alphie would be if you put him in charge of an actual country. idc if he learnt his lesson from a privatized military incident hes still 16

i miss lyse. i abandoned my girl in ala mhigo to the politicians. objectively the best choice but also my love come back to me

wol: that's shinryu, right zenos: the very one wol: shinryu, the embodiment of hatred of the garlean empire zenos: yep wol: and you're the garlean crown prince zenos: that's me wol: and you just said you're going to kin this thing zenos: i'm going to kin it so hard

yeah that site is dangerous.. and more to come

Zenos for the FFXIV playing card deck today #FFXIV

She's just that sign

sorry it was too easy lol

one day ill subject everyone to the rants i enjoy from my friendgroup- my main favourite being "you all just think stormblood bad because you hate women"

I miss her so bad my heart feels like it’s going to explode. how’s it going [ #ffxivart #lyse ]

𓅪 #ffxiv

Wip 🧗‍♀️ [ #ffxiv #lysehext #lyse ]

anyway tarot aside. lyse fanclub. i love her so much. i love that she's crash and headstrong and not that good at putting her thoughts before her actions. shes literally just a girl put into a horrible position of negotiation and reclamation when she feels at odds with who shes 'supposed' to be.

absolute truth nuke FUUUCK YALL

PSA ! nobody cares if you don’t like lyse or legit any other female character in this game 😭 like I promise. nobody does

with all that said, if anyone wants to get a tarot reading bc everyone else is saying Some Bullshit, i'll do it for free and for fun 😎i used to do it at renaissance faires for like $5 and most of it was cold reads or general advice but isnt that kinda what tarot is anyway?

urianger doing the pay respects emote when stini gets surrounded HELP MEEEEE

i like following people's ocs and wols but i never really comment on anything about them because what if i got something wrong about them and a trap door opens under my feet with crocodiles waiting for me

#FFXIV #cadmeow colored and did another one for today's warmup

"the echo allows the warrior of light to understand and read any language"

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

it sucks that pocketwatches are broadly considered "masculine" by society. i want my convinient visual shorthand for robbing you of your agency to communicate that this is a lesbian act which is occuring

to use a term that my friend used once and it settled terribly in my brain; cuckwalks my way back into the lone rpg hole

don't let the patient escape! #ffxiv