annoying

Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.

God, there's nothing I wanted less than a Seahawks-Patriots Super Bowl.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

what the fuck kind of antisemitism is this

Anyway, here's what 465 WB looks like right now between Keystone and Meridian. Shit isn't even plowed at all. AWD + great tires + high snow driving competency or you're fucked. (Phone was propped up on the window & outside of my sightline.)

me: *sitting at a red light in several inches of unplowed snow during a blizzard* guy in Dodge Ram: *blows through light at 35mph

That's my motherfucking point guard and neighbor.

The rest of the NBA should also cancel games

You know shit is real when the NBA is cancelling games.

A nurse. A researcher. A helper.

donating $50 to myself for every ICE agent who kills themselves

This is about immigration enforcement like Montgomery was about transit policy

Federal execution squad.

fuck the thunder

shit's been crazy over there

y'all seeing this?

wow they're actually legitimately losing the police

Juries are more important than congress, POTUS, and SCOTUS. don't skimp jury duty

Jury nullification continues to have more bite than Democrats.

-> One of the seal team six's helicopters crash during the Osama operation. -> Kobe's helicopter crashed. -> A Black Hawk crashed into a passenger jet in DC last year. ...And yet Trump's helicopter has never crashed. Helicopter industry is obviously propping Trump up. Ridiculous.

Bloomington celebrations are so loud that Lauren Spierer(!) came out of a cave(!) to figure out what happened.

Checking my notes and it looks like great lakes states have won the last 3 college football national championships.

college football runs through the midwest

Mendoza said "thanks to God" instead of "glory to God".

Holy shit

INDIANA HOOSIERS FOOTBALL TEAM IN MY FUCKING OPINION

IU just did that shit against the refs & dirty play. Said "fuck you", put their big balls cups on, and won the fucking game.

Cig & Mendoza have some big old balls.

we're either getting a major snowstorm this weekend OR it'll be way too cold + miserable to snow fucked either way.

Amazing how American/western foreign policy always leads to the stupidest possible outcomes.

eMacs were the fuckin' shit

“High home prices are caused by immigrants” versus “high home prices are caused by greedy developers” kill me

Bills got totally jobbed. Refs called nothing all game. Then you're telling me that the screen merchant Broncos can just start spamming hopeless deep throws down the field against man coverage and get ticky-tacky DPIs called? Calls that Bills receivers didn't get on the other end?

Bruh just impeach and convict already.

this entire presidency is so fucking stupid man national self-immolation led by a senile pedophile because 49.8% of American voters are either fascists or dipshits

Erza Klein is a fucking idiot

yes 'cers

this sounds like it should be a war crime

Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks. Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

This dude rules

these motherfuckers have no idea what they’re stirring up, holy shit

Portishead's Dummy, you say?

prolly a cop who did it

I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness. You could be next.

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This is so unserious, but also who the fuck would vote against it?