they also weigh less and are generally shittier all around.

My girlfriend and I were woken up today by a mating pair of Carolina Wrens. My girlfriend was terrified, but I thought the birds were really cute. We still have no idea how they got in the house, so that's another thing to figure out.

turns out that I know ball

randy walters is a son of a bitch

The managers of Microcenter were discussing theories as to why Ale Emporium was so busy today. One of them singled me out in particular and said "he looks like he knows." "Well, it is March Madness," I responded. "Ahhhhh that makes sense", the managers let out collectively. ___ God bless nerds

No more excuses for funding social programs.

has aaron freeman made it to DC?

Carson Towt is making a terrible decision. Trying the NFL for funsies is not so fun. Just a couple preseason games is probably enough to lead to some form of brain trauma. And for what? 0.0001% of making a roster? Or bashing your brains in on the practice squad for years? Not worth it.

just found a paper that i wrote & turned in for 4th grade writing. it's called "The Crack Head" and it's just 9-year-old me calling my friend Jonathan a crackhead in several different ways for a page and a half.

Can one of my fellow avgeeks help me figure out why this plane (presumably) aborted its first landing Saw the plane walking into McDonald's and then saw it again walking out of McDonald's. busy rn or i'd do the work myself

what if we built a couple indoor festival venues on the west side & programed the entire west side w/ festivals 24/7 sxsw but better + racing

we also do this to ourselves by burning coal

The BBC have some sickening reporting on e-bikes… ‘There is a reason these bikes are banned from the road’ If it’s banned from the road it’s highly unlikely to be an e-bike. It’s an ELECTRIC MOTORCYCLE. Get better BBC. Inaccurate and therefore misleading.

gas prices gonna make bike & e-bike sales go brrrr

who can help me clean up my mom's biohazard hoarding mess before she gets released from the mental hospital too soon again professional quote was $8k let her stay @ my house last time & she attacked me + my girlfriend. had to call 911. I really just need to get her house safe.

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

What is dumber: A) The Bucks spending $25M/year on Myles Turner just so he can make space for Giannis B) Myles Turner wanting his role to be reduced down to that of a guy who simply stretches the floor. Probably the Bucks. Myles is getting paid more for less. Good deal.

1-0 for Team USA at the Paralympics. Steve Emt rolls off the ice trying and failing to hit the high notes in Sia's Titanium. "you're mic'd up" "i know!" (high-pitched howling noises)

That awkward moment when the NFL Combine & NCAA/March Madness have purchased all of the normal marketing spots, but the WWE is having an event tomorrow & wanted a way to advertise.

for the record, fuck Iran & fuck Trump & fuck Biden & fuck Obama & fuck Bush.

Hiding my little hands so no one here can measure them

the right wingers only care about traffic violence if non-citizens are driving

why are hockey players like this

@mrbuckbucknba.bsky.social dear mr buck buck, could i request a clip of the pictured sequence? it didn't count as an assist, but the pass made by jarace was insane. he's been making a lot of crazy passes lately but he's not been getting the love on /r/nba that he deserves

he probably went to jupiter tbh

I just love real America so much.

she is personified american spirit

these refs are ass

beech grove is a wild place

fucking scrubs

Shams Charania flinches at the rebound, and then can't get away from Suns owner Mat Ishbia to receive the inbound pass

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

Living my dream

we cannot afford to destroy more of our sand dunes.

based

So you're telling me that the US Government is shutting down El Paso's airport + air space for 10 days and they're NOT planning on creating a concentration camp in this time?

This JB Bickerstaff Detroit team & Isaiah Stewart will be at the center of the league's next malice in the palace situation.

I’d be completely remiss if I didn’t profusely thank Councilor @nickroberts317.bsky.social for picking up this issue at my request in April 2024 and seeing it through to this point, badgering DMD until it got done.

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness https://theonion.com/nation-furious-after-realizing-super-bowl-ad-for-kindness/

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

Kawhi is definitely getting a huge suspension after the all star break, right? why else would the Clippers suddenly blow it up after turning their season around?

So fucking stupid. She's said repeatedly that the Marion County is Indiana Democrats 'albatross', so she... runs for US Congress in IN-7? Against a well-liked Dem? Run in IN-5 against Spartz, who is set to get wrecked in Hamilton County & see her rural margins wane.

This degenerate used AI to propose anti-baby-trapping legislation to /r/NBA, and was motivated to do so by Anthony Edwards.

Pablo Torre about to destroy Giannis worse than Haliburton did.

⚠️ Smug Warning: Indianapolis/Marion County ⚠️ I biked to work in the sleet 💅

insane

bruh.

thank fucking god

hey it’s 6pm and it’s not dark!