'All the James Bonds are now on Netflix...' Me: 🙂 'in the US!' Me: 🙃🙃🙃 Two 'here's a nice thing that you can't have' in the space of a half hour there.

£5 on Steam. Haven't used Steam since May 2023 when I played Sonic 3D Blast for 10 minutes. Let's hope it lives up to those high standards!

Good thing Trump has ruled out using force in Greenland. If there's one thing we've learnt over the last few years, it's that Trump is a man of his word who never breaks a promise.

Genuinely wonder if Americans know this. Or if Trump is just happy to ignore the sacrifices of Europeans in American wars.

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

Love to hear the most powerful man in the world talking like a bitter old git in Wetherspoons hearing a snippet of French from someone.

'I want immediate negotiations to acquire Greenland. 😡' 'Ok.' 'Can I have it?' 'No.' Bam, easy.

I've had enough.

Not going to lie, the collapse of the world I've known my whole life is making it really difficult to focus on my emails.

Imagine not calling your Sonic podcast a 'hogcast'.

Finished watching Seven Dials on Netflix. Very goofy murder mystery. Bit more twee than I was expecting. Good though!

That City score 👀 Quick Pep, sign another £500m worth of players!

Saw someone suggest a cheeky loan bid for Dougie from Forest? 🤔 #avfc

Because 'his enemies' are actually his friends. That's been obvious for... a decade or so?

Absolute disaster, Villa looks so much worse without him. #avfc

A lot of these political editors see Starmer/Trump and Mamdani/Trump as unexpected bromances, rather than what the rest of us see, which is someone trying to gamely manage a lunatic.

If you can’t admit Trump is a dangerous, lunatic moron, you’re part of the problem. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/now-is-the-t...

3. Segasonic Cosmo Fighter This is a game meant for a kids ride, so it's over in a few minutes with nothing to it and I sure can't emulate the ride part at home either, but I played it because it has the funny Sonic voice They should bring this voice back imo

Red Dead Redemption 2 could never. #UFO50

The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.

He's going to score a worldie against us, nailed on. #avfc

'Looks like a fire in the boiler room.' 'You mean the 'All GTA VI assets, code, and storage' room?'

This is the same guy who said they had to conquer Greenland in case Russia invaded.

It should be ok to take a day if you're perfectly healthy, just not really feeling it.

"If you don't want it, I know a guy in America who'll take it."

If you could travel back in time ten years and show people the below, Donald Trump wouldn't have gotten a single vote and would be on the way to the hospital for a head scan.

this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke

Dispiriting that. Feels like half the team is crocked and no money for replacements. Going to have to fight hard next few weeks to maintain a CL place. #avfc

This is why I don't like Sunday evening games. Lose and then you have the ennui that proceeds a full week at work.

So many heavy touches and misplaced passes today. #avfc

Fuck sake. No win today.

Clear shove by James Garner there, c'mon.

MALEN HAS SCORED... for Roma....

I remember the period last season when we picked injuries every game for like 6 games and it cost us. Happening again. 😕 #avfc

Here's today's injury then. #avfc

I reckon kids misbehave today because they don't live under the constant threat of going on a BBC children's entertainment show and getting a dubiously 'safe' vat of chemical swill thrown at them. Bring back gunge.

Whole incident really damaged the famously spotless reputation of FIFA.

Morning! Wet one today, gonna have to stop in playing games and watching the Villa! 😂

Fun evening of #RDR2.

Animal Crossing

Ok, come on lads.

Last week he was all 'You'll face the blood and thunder of the United States military if you don't do what I say.' and now he's like 'You'll have to pay us more to sell your Marmite here.' I guess I should be glad the message got through that killing your allies is a bad idea, but what a loser.

Checking she isn’t lying when Mum gives your nose back

Sky: 'With Manchester City losing today, there's a real opportunity for Arsenal, the only other team in the top three.'

For the 40th or so time in the last decade, it looks like United Are Back™.

Great goal from United, good counter attack.

No one in history has ever ordered a 'McDelivery', that advert should be removed.