Took the train to the office today only to discover a.) both people I was due to meet aren't in, b.) the rest of my team aren't in and c.) I only booked a single ticket last night so I'm having to spend like £20 more to get home.

'Somehow, Thomas Pynchon returned'

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

Got an earlier train than normal, didn't clock I had an off peak ticket. Thankfully the conductor looked at me, thought 'well this guy's an idiot' and didn't take it further...

This one single room in #Silksong is heinous. A 10 (ten) wave gauntlet of enemies, with the absolute worst saved for last. Put at least 2 hours into this room, went and got health and weapon upgrades to help. Still can't beat it. Silksong is great but my god this part is dire and shouldn't be there.

Game: 007: Nightfire (2002, GC) TAS Author: FitterSpace Source: tasvideos.org/5274M

Just remembered I did this 😂 #avfc

Hopefully this doesn't sound too dumb but it's a bit of a difficult period at the moment and that win really helps. 👍

John McGinn for Villa vs Fulham: 72 minutes played 1 goal 86% passing accuracy (25/29) 1 chance created 40 touches 4 passes into the final third 1 tackle 2 interceptions 5 recoveries Captain's performance 👏 #AVFC

Careful, Villa keep playing like this, I might start getting cheerful about them again. #avfc

Super John McGinn!

Ollie!!!

Disappointing start to the Villa game. Desperately need a win!

Slow cooked chicken provençal with couscous this evening 😋

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

You're welcome

Glasner on a real 'what a job he's doing down there' moment at the minute. 2nd in the league, after losing Eze and Guehi being displaced.

Not sure anyone on the Rise of the Golden Idol team has seen a dog before.

Awkwardly shunting the Saudi Pro League as the main one in EAFC 27.

When you're a sympathetic villain in an RPG:

Insomniac developers: 'It's great we got to show Wolverine clawing that guy in the face. Our amazing blood technology is on show here as this guy's brain gets skewered. He had a family and all!'

Oh Ollie

☝️🤓 Erm, excuse me but that is clearly not a photo of McGinn from tonight's game, unless our sponsor has changed back and Dougie re-signed for us. #avfc

Thanks Kier, but I've already got my Brit Card.

I would genuinely have more respect for him if he went 'I'm 78 and struggle with stairs, can we take the lift?' Like, who cares?

Ooh exciting! Maybe this will sell a Metroid hoodie in a size other than small, unlike NYC.

Insomniac developers: 'It's great we got to show Wolverine clawing that guy in the face. Our amazing blood technology is on show here as this guy's brain gets skewered. He had a family and all!'

EUROPEAN: Ah! [American third-rate politican]! He texted his dick to people. I know this basically against my will. AMERICAN: I don't know what's going on over there. You're ruled by the Marquis of Racism or something?

I think I have a fever

My Uncle is sending me clips of that terrible Spitting Image revival that he's finding on Facebook, help.

Trying to unlock the front door but realising I left my keys in the other room: 'This is a great Metroidvania.'

The UK gave Trump a full bells and whistles state visit last week and the reward is to get a special mention in his ranting about how Europe is shit. The fawning and arse kissing over someone who actively hates us is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen in my life.

not everybody

Tylenol was always one of those American things you didn't know what it was. Like Twinkies and Pottery Barn and Ted Koppel and whatever the hell a caucus is.

Blimey. That's... Interesting.

completed Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

In disbelief about the calls for Unai to leave since yesterday, absolutely bonkers. It's a bad patch and it's clear something isn't working yet but Emery has more than enough credit and knowhow in the bank for this to flip on its head. #AVFC

Worst Lemmings walkthrough ever

Gone at this company trying to sell a game at Old Trafford as the perfect ‘date night’ 🫠

You notice how Trump doesn't say 'Drain the swamp' anymore?

Come on now.

i drew a ff7 doodles

Core of the Villa squad has just gone one season too long but, honestly, I don't know how they don't end up doing that when Villa aren't allowed to buy anyone.

Fuck sake

Bashed in the balls, then smashed in the ball, well done! #avfc