I remember having to wade through here when we had all the rain in Spring. 😬

Enjoyed going to the Tutankhamun exhibition yesterday at the NEC. At one stage they take a photo and do some AI nonsense with it. The result reminded me of something...

Still halfway through it but the relationship between Bond and Greenway is so good. Nothing new in the 'grizzled veteran/ambitious youngster' pairing but they do it so well.

Testifying before a Senate subcommittee, the Hardy boys crack the Iran-Contra scandal.

I used to be so into Marvel. Fell off after last Avengers. Watched this trailer and I don't recognise half the cast anymore. 🙃

the world cup is NOT what football is about. football is about *opens news tabs for my club side* uh oh *Frantically starts clicking though tabs* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

Piss off Trump

Don't usually like boos at the football but there's a good exception.

German broadcast. Nailed it

Reminder that Juventus wants Martinez for less than £10m. 🤨🤨🤨

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, piss off Enzo.

They should disqualify both teams and give the World Cup to the winners of the far more entertaining 3rd place playoff.

Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

Ok I officially forgive Wayne Rooney for his time at the Blues, he spoke for a nation.

Now this is a half time show. #avfc

'Did you see they had the Two Ronnies at the half time show?' 'Did they do 'Four Candles'?'

A half-time show is an anti-football abomination. Players have gone through their career used to normal break. That rhythm disrupted, in the biggest game of their careers. It's of a piece with absurdly high ticket prices and Balogun controversy - Fifa ushering this through.

'But before the trophy lift, a half hour for President Trump to deliver some remarks.' Making a prediction for later.

While many of you are likely yelling "BOO TRUMP" or "BOO ARGENTINA!" I'm yelling "BOO INFANTINO and the rule of law!"

Can't wait for the football to start after the 27 announcers have finished.

This is the most American World Cup final you can imagine, so it'll almost certainly be the worst one.

Just going to send this to people when they ask how old I am.

Feels like one of those summers where Villa get told 'know your place' again. Just need Emery to quit on the eve of the new season for the full 09 vibe. #avfc

Bracing myself for when Chelsea go 4-0 up v Villa and they're both doing this. #avfc

Assumed the Rogers sale was going to happen based on the cash Villa were splashing but it's nuts to me that Rogers would move to a club with no Champions League football when he seems to have had his pick of clubs. #avfc

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'Yeah well y'know, he's entitled to his opinion, fair enough. If anyone knows anything about launching an ineffective attack at the moment it's Donald Trump.' www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Glad to know all those state visits and constant bending over backwards for Trump by the UK government has paid off.

this is a renaissance painting

Using all lower case for titles in the early to mid 00's is worse than anything Umbrella did.

There are worse films, but Rise of Skywalker was a room full of people gradually realising they were watching a train wreck. Remember turning to my mate during the 'the knife is a map!' part and going 🤨🤨🤨.

Sources have just handed me the latest Fallout 5 development documents:

Depressing seeing Villa back on the buffet table for the big boys. Even more so seeing Arsenal fans who don't even want one of our most consistent players over the last few seasons! I hate the transfer window. #avfc

Football Daily on the BBC podcast has a postmortem on England. Nedum Onuoha speaks really eloquently, one of the best pundits around in my opinion.

Just a few more days of this American nonsense, and then they go. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Must have been so bizarre for 19 year old Messi to come in from training and have his bosses say 'Wash this baby.'

Huh, that came out of nowhere. #avfc www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/footba...

Don't think I've ever seen a more perfect analogy.

Fuck me Wallace just completed his entire morning routine without using a single contraption. Buttered his own toast with a regular knife and everything. The sun has truly set.

Thank god I didn't make football an oversized part of my personality or England's loss would put me in a funk for days!

I'm fucking fuming man, how does one team make the exact same mistake on every big occasion.

The story of England for the last decade has been exactly the same: spirit, fight, and grit until they reach the semi finals. Then they lose all faith and try and defend a slender lead instead of putting games out of sight. Until we get a manager who can finish big games off, we will lose.

Me, a bellend: "this doesn't look sustainable" Tuchel, a tactical genius: "these Argentinan lads don't look like scoring, they keep missing by centimeters"

Soon as I saw Rice and Gordon go off, I got nervous. Why is the England default to get scared against the big boys? I get not wanting to give opportunities away but you are asking to be punished.

Probably deserved for this tbh

Euros in the UK in two years, you never know.

Villa back soon at least.