Matthew Williams
@mattheww1991.bsky.social
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Loves reading, writing, socialising, playing video games, and supporting Aston Villa. Big forehead.
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Games wat I done beat in 2025:
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The first official photos from The Legend of Zelda live-action movie have been published.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/the-fir...
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The first official photos from The Legend of Zelda live-action movie have been published | VGC
The pictures show Bo Bragason as Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth as Linkโฆ
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/the-first-official-photos-from-the-legend-of-zelda-live-action-movie-have-been-published/
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Authenticator: 'Are you trying to sign in? Type the number you see on screen.' Me, using the loo: Er....
about 6 hours ago
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Playing Pokรฉmon Red in the pre-internet days, I thought the Master Ball was specifically for catching Abra before it could teleport away. Only discovered the intended purpose many, many hours later. ๐ฌ
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about 21 hours ago
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Albania was once a communist nation but now they can experience the joys of capitalism, like having adverts for Anusol cream by the pitch for the benefit of England fans hundreds of miles away.
about 23 hours ago
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Look at that theme man. We didn't know how good we had it ๐.
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1 day ago
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TCGS
1 day ago
This can't be real, surely.
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This might be the most dystopian thing I've ever seen in my life.
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1 day ago
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Mute Branches / James
1 day ago
yo Alexa my home dog check out this final fantasy character I just named "Keir Starmer" addressing this other final fantasy character I just called "Milhouse" Ha ha ha James, I wish I were real so we could truly enjoy this moment together (rest of post censored as per the Online Safety Act)
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The first time I heard this I was properly doubled up laughing.
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2 days ago
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Knocked down to easy, did fine for awhile, then hit another wall and all the guidance is 'just grind the same maps for a million hours'. Bye Tactics.
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2 days ago
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Diabetus
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Naming your film after one Mario game and having an extended sequence from another has to be illegal in some way. Someone's got to do time for this.
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3 days ago
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sebmal
3 days ago
don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial
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Jay Baylis
3 days ago
I dunno, I just don't think this new NPC character in Metroid Prime 4 feels in keeping with the spirit of the series
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I don't know why people are complaining, that Prime 4 dialogue seems pretty on par with the series tbh.
3 days ago
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Joe Dillon
3 days ago
very excited for prime 4. one thing i always felt was lacking in my favourite metroid games was absolutely dreadful, action-film dialogue from a squad of american soldiers.
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God I really hope they haven't ballsed Prime 4 up, so excited for it but some of the stuff in this trailer and the previews has me nervous.
youtu.be/7mBR0H1F5hs?...
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Metroid Prime 4: Beyond โ Nintendo Switch 2 Edition โ Overview Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
https://youtu.be/7mBR0H1F5hs?si=Av_DA5GDpsvbjOp_
3 days ago
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Oh. Oh no.
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3 days ago
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Jack Yeo but it's November now
3 days ago
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These are still up, currently limply hanging on the lampposts plastered by the rain. Why does my area have to be so weird about this.
www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/2561885...
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3 days ago
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He's getting on the blower to Piers Morgan as we speak.
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4 days ago
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
โThe American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto โThree cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!โโ
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled โDon And Jeff: Time Pedophilesโ
WASHINGTONโDismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as โa total hoaxโ amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Dead rubber I know, but there's so many empty seats at Wembley.
4 days ago
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Stephen Collins
4 days ago
Every ad now
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Nothing worse than seeing a funny tweet, seeing the account is on BlueSky, then realising they have not deigned to share here.
4 days ago
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Tyson Hesse
6 days ago
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Was in a house share that included a French girl from Paris at the time. I still remember the shock she was in as the news came through. Thankfully her family were all fine, but that was a long night.
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4 days ago
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I ended up spending quite a while playing yesterday, think it's clicked with me this time. ๐ค
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4 days ago
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Already got one of those 'Steam Machines' you're all talking about.
5 days ago
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'Zulus, thousands of them! Advancing on our, the British Army's, position at this, Rorke's Drift, during the Anglo-Zulu War of 1879!'
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5 days ago
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Me: Things are rough man, I just need a sign things are going to get better. Life:
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Mike Drucker
5 days ago
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It's... fine, I guess.
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5 days ago
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Day off and it's absolutely bucketing outside, so now I have the tough choice: give Red Dead Redemption 2 another shot or start Baldur's Gate 3?
5 days ago
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Me after two beers
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6 days ago
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Wait, I can just knock it down to easy ๐
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6 days ago
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Might have to accept Final Fantasy Tactics is too grindy for me. ๐
6 days ago
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You should actually have him waking up and discovering that, far from being a super spy, Bond is actually a supermarket checkout assistant and all the prior films were dreams.
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6 days ago
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The Onion
7 days ago
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of โThe Vicar Of Dibleyโ
https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
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Long day today ๐
6 days ago
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lauren
6 days ago
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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An optional second play through where the characters are replaced by Muppet versions of themselves.
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6 days ago
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Jessica Elgot
7 days ago
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
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You ever seen an idea you've never considered and it suddenly seems like the most obvious thing in the world.
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7 days ago
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Literally the least flattering photos they could find of Martinez, they haven't forgiven.
#avfc
7 days ago
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BeardedGenius
8 days ago
Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr
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This is great news. Won't stop interest in him of course, but at least clubs will have to pay top dollar if they want him.
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7 days ago
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John Lewis Christmas Advert 2025 featuring Mr Blobby
YouTube video by Bagpuss
https://youtu.be/rM3qHuh5dEc?si=uz74vcvVsoS8XhBu
7 days ago
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I've searched for Ace Attorney on Twitch before and I can tell you that, at any time of day, some nasally 20 year old dude with 3 viewers is attempting their best Mia Fay impression to painful effect.
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