Liking Jeanne D'Arc a lot. Has similar design sensibilities to Final Fantasy Tactics but, crucially, doesn't ask me to spend hours grinding by fighting goblins in the woods before the story will move on.

Favourite type of BlueSky scold is the 'you're not buying the right videogames!' scold.

This game is my white whale. Couldn't beat it as a kid, tried a few years ago and still couldn't do it. One day.

Listening to the BBC's Football Daily podcast, Rob Green presenting. Calling it now, I reckon he'll be the new Gary Lineker as the ex-pro turned presenter. Articulate, and interesting to listen to.

JOURNALIST (wearing a subtle but defiant pin on his suit): Good evening, Mr. President TRUMP (visibly decaying): whhat th hell did that little waiter just say to me

Started playing Jeanne D'Arc, the script is like looking at BlueSky for five minutes. 😂

I'm not the most religious person, can someone remind me, was 'Do what I say or I'll fucking kill you' the message at the heart of the resurrection of Christ?

We celebrate diversity round here, and if you don’t like it you are free to stay.

Happy Easter everyone!

Signs of Spring: Clocks going forwards Daffodils blooming Arsenal collapsing

More like Red Dead Wokedemption 2 🙄🙄🙄😤🤬🤬🤬

Exclusive new photo of Earth from NASA's Artemis II

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

this could be the subject of a dissertation

It’s a real problem that our elite institutions are just much stupider now than they used to be

Back on #RDR2.

Can't wait to see this photo of Earth licenced and used for an underwhelming 6/10 sci-fi game in a few years.

Was hoping there might have been a deal on Super Mario Galaxy 2 given the film is out. Check the eshop, £33.99. Nah.

'I am using AI, please don't call me crap.'

Not a big fan of this game, but it looks so good.

Glad the rocket launch went well, though it does mean my 'Artemis Foul' headline will go unused.

That Daytona USA music got me over the line. 👌 #SonicRacingCrossworlds

My life flashed before my eyes. #MK8D

Poor Grace Ashcroft 🥺 #RE9 #Residentevill9requiem

Every so often, I remember how the Mario wiki has a page for Mikhail Gorbachev because he appears in an episode of the Mario show.

That Daytona USA music got me over the line. 👌 #SonicRacingCrossworlds

Fella sold me these out the back of a van for £20, zoomed off sharp when a police car drove past. Bit odd.

Wake up sleeper, it's a new month! New month means new games and this month we're getting some B A N G E R S like Pragmata, Replaced, Tomodachi Life, Fishbowl, Dosa Divas, Mouse P.I, Kiln and more! What’s your most anticipated game of the month? 91 notable game releases on 4 pages:

Still think this is one of the best April Fools Day gags the games industry has done. A surprisingly decent visual novel for a series that never goes near the genre. And it was free!

The Phoenix is great for a load of reasons but last year's (brick-themed) April Fool issue nailed AI far better than most of our prominent satirists. Excuse the state of my kid's copy.

This is great, full commitment to the bit.

Sounds like the new Mario film is iffy, will find out when I eventually stumble on it on Netflix in a few years.

this app has encouraged some of the most marginalised people to star in the revenge of the nerds x carrie mashup of their high school dreams for little to no tangible results because they would rather revel in the temporary satisfaction of picking a fight with a stranger

'Yeah mum, maybe I did fall over and spill my tea all over the kitchen and myself, but last time I checked you lived here too? Maybe it's time you got that mop I got you for Christmas out and use it? 😏😏😏😏'

I'm so tired of this man.

This is how I'm going to go.

You wouldn't be ”asking ChatGPT” anything if Max Zorin had managed to flood Silicon Valley in 1985

Some Futurama drawings from over the years

As someone who quite liked The Martian and Project Hail Mary, this is very depressing to read. Social commentary is more than 'an axe to grind'.

Easter holidays this week. Just had to dodge: Kid riding a dirt bike on the pavement (no helmet of course). Kid riding a scooter in the Co-op, with his mum not saying a word. Get these kids back in school! 🤬

Hopeful parents

Had a very bizarre dream where I was back in school and I needed to get my bag from a classroom, but there was a lesson going on in there. I was worried about going, but my brain suddenly went 'wait, I'm a 35 year old man' and I woke up. 😂

Good time at the rugby today. Had 2 beers before 5pm, I might go mad. 😵‍💫🤪

At Villa Park, funny looking game of football about to start. No Villa players either? #avfc